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2019-04-04 02:25:50
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i have so many grey hairs now

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darklion

Goddammit how'd I get old overnight

J.M. Hall

"YOU GRIPPED IT TOO HARD AND SQUEEZED THE PIGMENT OUT!!"

Mike de Jong

I'm lucky that my only grey hairs are beard and nose hairs (so far).

Leaflemming

Martin, Martin. Look at your Dad. Grey WORKS.

Anton

I feel this in my soul. I found a grey eyebrow hair recently and I was so *mad* about it, hahah.

JD

How old is Marten anyway?

Miyaa

I look forward to when my ginger hair turns white.

Starlight

Grey hair is awesome, why the hate Marten?

Kevin Hicks

Yeah, I bet DORA doesn’t have ANY grey hairs...😂

Carl Fink

Yo, Marten: at least you still have your hair. We baldies might just prefer gray.

Gary Walker

My wife's hair is giving gray a total pass and turning white as the driven snow. It's gonna look hot af. 🥰

Hugh Eckert
>>21451904

My beard is a fine storage area for grey hairs. It's almost full, though.

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

Is it just me .. Or does Dora look .. off? She feels a bit cartoony~ compared to the others :S

Minzoku Bokumetsu

I actually want MORE grey! My Lily Shen cosplay isn't quite accurate yet D=

Mitchell Sealy

The dude's still under thirty, right? Seems like it would be easy to be chill about going grey in your twenties. It's clearly not because you're growing old or anything.

BobC

There are so many gray hares in my yard. So may think that's awesome, but the bunny parents tell me it's hare-raising.

Philip D Jones

Apologies for being the pedant but, GREY hair exists only on British heads. On American heads it is GRAY. On either side of the Atlantic the dogs are GREYHOUNDS. If your greyhound is actually GRAY the dog people say it’s BLUE. Go figure.

awgiedawgie
>>21452473

Faye used to have a full lip, too. I think Jeph did away with them for everyone except Renee.

Bagge

Aren't you happy you are friendly with your ex, Marten?

Bagge
>>21453967

You found a way to make dog owners even more weird to me. Go figure

Bagge

Dora seems very chipper today

Philip D Jones
>>21453255

Oh you are always growing old. No one grows young. Your mind ages to about 30, then stops. Your body continues to age, so by the time you are 60 you feel 30, but there is something wrong with you. When you reach 70 there are so many things wrong, death doesn’t feel like such a bad idea.

Mordaeus

Is it weird that I look forward to getting gray hair?

Boter Bug
>>21452546

Yeah Dora is definitely off these last two. I feel like she's maybe stoned a bit, except A: eyes not bloodshot and B: COULD YOU IMAGINE if Faye saw her at work like that?

awgiedawgie

I love the expression on Dora's face in the fourth panel.

Dylan T

I have a friend who is younger than I am (I'm 24) and they have so many grey hairs that they look like a blond.

Anonymous

Bah, at least he has hair. I’ve been losing mine slowly but steadily the past couple of years so now what’s left is trimmed down to a few millimeters. And the white hairs in my once luscious red beard seem to be multiplying. The only hair that retains any color is that on my back, in my nose and ears ...

Julian G

I had a bunch of white hairs in high school (I blame parental-induced stress) and my friends would always try to pick them out :( Thankfully, still got a full head o' hair a decade later, and surprisingly fewer whites.

Mark

My head hair still hasn't gone distinctly grey yet, but I happened to let my beard grow for a while a couple of years ago and was alarmed at how grey it had gone.

Reyn Goldfur

Don't fret it Marten, I've been going grey since I was like, 23. Was balding since 25 and just decided 'fuck it' and started shaving my head.

Valraven

I have just two or three grey strands right at the front of my hairline, and I kinda dig it.

Creepy Cat Lady

Awwwwww Dora does witchcraft exactly like I do! We're both skeptical witches! <3

Nicki Faulk

I'll be honest, I find grey on a man very alluring. ♥

Alex Borders

My barber observed once that he was starting to see gray hairs. He's dead now. Why are you looking at me like that? The coroner said it was natural causes!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

TBF, he is a little young for grey hairs... But, then, my granddad was completely bald by the time he was 19...

Manuel Schumacher

C'mon Marty, Dora has already established how hot you will look once you go grey ...

Derrik Pates

After going through cancer treatment, I *earned* those gray hairs, dammit.

Lightsabr2

"I feel personally attacked by this relatable content."

Miyaa
>>21466981

I’m not sure “congratulations” is the right thing to say, but I hope you get long locks of grey hairs.

Jeffrey Nonken

When I say my hair is going "silver" (instead of "grey" or "white") people often think it's vanity. But really it's just me trying to be accurate. My hair isn't turning grey, it's turning silver. There's a difference. It'll be white in a decade or two, going by the last two generations of my male ancestors, but meantime... silver. I was in my early 20s when my hairdresser noticed some... pigment-challenged hairs, but my hair has been mostly brown for decades. Even now the silvering isn't that noticeable. The beard has been more salt than pepper for years now (my avatar photo is, hmm, 7 or 8 years old), but the head? Touch of silvering on the temples. Starting to see a light coating all over now if I look carefully. ...My point is that Marten probably doesn't have anything to worry about. One or two grey (or white or silver) hairs don't mean he's going to look like his dad next week. It's been four decades since the first were spotted and I'm still mostly brown.

Cole Blackblood

Some people go silver as early as in their twenties or thirties Marten - don't fret just yet.

Danya Michael

I've had gray hairs since I was 16.

awgiedawgie
>>21466377

Yes, well, when you're bleeding profusely from a stab wound, it is indeed perfectly natural to die.

Some Ed

I started losing my hair around 15, with noticeable baldness by 17, and a Picard haircut by about 24. I've certainly gotten a lot of gray hairs over the years, but they all fall out before too long. The gray hairs mostly grow on top, at least as long as they're there; my fringe is still almost as thick over 20 years later. It's possible it's just really 2-3 gray hairs that keep persistently trying to grow back in and failing.

Anonymous

I like to think of grey hair, aches, wrinkles, and all the other indignities of age as visible accumulation of evil. Wilde had it right, only, unlike Dorian Gray, we can't transfer the marks of our wickedness to a hidden picture. My motto is "I'm not getting older, I'm getting worse." The answer, I hypothesize, is to detoxify one's body of evil by continually doing bad things. Not to other people, of course; that would be terrible. Hitting the heavy bag is good, and so are martial arts forms.

Anonymous

I've been a practicing pagan for awhile after a long stint as an atheist recovering from a Roman Catholic upbringing. People don't generally take me seriously when I talk about my beliefs; Dora's quote in the first panel really resonated with me, I'm probably gonna steal it.

Teddy

I think this is when the kids say big mood.

Anonymous
>>21496856

Roman Catholicism can be used the same way, though practicing Catholics get all hot and bothered if you do. Aquinas's ontotheology is subtle and complex enough that you can tweak his ethics into making sense in a modern world. The Divine Comedy is Aquinas retold as a parable. The various mythical saints and their stories are far better folk tales than most of the Bible. None of it is true of course, except in the manner in which myths are true, but it is complete, ornate, and beautiful. I particularly recommend the stories of Saint Christopher, including the part where he worked for the devil, Saint Moses the Black, Saint Guinefort, Saint Josaphat, Saint Conachur, and Saint Cuchulain. I am particularly fond of the part where Cuchulain won't leave Hell for Heaven unless his horse can come to Heaven too. I am pretty sure that there is a bar in Heaven where Christopher, Conachur, Cuchulain, Moses the Black, and Saint Dismas hang out together.

Eric Sieck

I...didn't know that's what gray hairs were. Kind of obvious now that I think about it.

Eric Sieck
>>21498455

Oh dang, gray/white hair is actually clear, but just looks gray/white due to the shenanigans of light. Clear hair would be so cool! Also terrifying.

Anonymous

cannot decide which is my favourite Doraface. 6? 5? 2? But 4 is also good, and so is 3

Anonymous

Dora doesn't look like herself.

EnterTheHero

Anyone feel like she’s been picking up some cues from Emily?