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Staring Daggers (Patreon)

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2019-04-07 02:14:57
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2026-06
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z

...how has Martin even survived to this age, let alone puberty, with a mouth that seems to be completely disconnected from his brain?

Anonymous

Laugh line. It's not a wrinkle, it's a laugh line and uh... please put the knife down... Non-ceremonial blood is bad for karma!

Peter McDevitt

How old are they supposed to be anyway? I know there's not a 1:1 time ratio but I don't remember either of them celebrating a birthday...

LH

the dagger's not for making lattes, it's for the customers who request a "good advice" for $69

Matt Grayson

Do not stab Mr. Burny. High pressure, high temperature, and electricity do not play nicely with daggers.

Mitchell Sealy

It's seriously weird to see these twenty something's panicking about how old they are.

William Davy

I'm 33. I lost all my hair at 19. I feel for ya Marten.

Anonymous

the dagger is used to murder bad customers, shes basically a one woman sweeney todd/mrs lovett combo

R L

Our boy's in trouble.

Jeff Hartley

The knife is used as a foam scrape.

Shawn K. Younkin
>>21543393

Change what? He is in a good place, has a good job, and a GREAT girl. Maybe he can propose to her...but other than that not everyone needs changes. :)

Shawn K. Younkin

Nice Redeye Dora...did you get that from Spooky?

Captain Button
>>21543237

He hasn't. His mom has a bunch of clone tanks in a secret mountain base, like the Venture Brothers.

kaitou

I guess the advice also needs to come in the WTF size.

Krista Elliott
>>21543245

When Dora first met Jim, she was about 25-26. Sam appears to have barely aged (mind you, we haven't seen Sam in awhile so she could be starting college or some such thing) so I'm guessing at most, 2-3 years have passed.

BobC

Huh. So it's Krismas in the QC universe?

SpookyPenguin

I'm the discount advice only $1 (I started going grey in my mid-20's and I'm beginning to resemble Gandalf in my 50's)

darklion

*flick* "Say that again, mon ami."

Matt

Troof.

Sleepy John

You make a latte with a dagger any damn way you want to.

Dylan T

Marty. Buddy. You're more intelligent than that.

Bagge

Given that she used to have the sword for that, the dagger counts as de-escalation

Alcaria Swain

Dora can dish it out but she can't take it.

Bagge
>>21543541

That doesn't QUITE work with their new, customer friendly image

Thomas Boys

"How do you make a latte with a dagger?" Dunno, just take a stab at it I guess.

SheepFace2000

So it’s cool for Dora to rib Martin for being sensitive about his age but if Martin does it he’s gonna get stabbed? K

BobC

I started shaving my head 20 years ago because of "helmet hair", and even though I'd no longer have that problem if I let it grow back, I keep it shaved just because I'd no longer have that problem...

Anonymous

NOW I want a dagger latte!

LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis)

Look, Marten, think of it this way. If you go gray or white, you can totally dye your hair all the fun colors without bleaching it into next century.

Anonymous

The blade is hidden in the portafilter handle.

Ruth Merriam

She's staring at him kris-eyed. How can I be the first person to make this pun?

Will Weaver

I would totally pay $13 for a WTF latte.