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Whew, been a while! Sorry about that. TIME TO TELL ME WHAT KIND OF COMIC TO DO

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Lyman Green

I like where this is going I kind of picked my answer as a joke to some degree but I see I’m not the only one!! :-)

Jp

Any Ollie facts also win.

Scott Vogel

Why am I not surprised by the amount of fellow perverts in this poll?

Anonymous

Torn between robo moth and roko butt.

Paul Cantrell

When WILL it be ROBO MOTH time then?!

BrenaMarie

But like I kind of want all three.

James Roy

This is a farce. If there is only one butt option IT IS THE ONLY OPTION

Anonymous

Roko butt is not perverted, just precious.

Terry Parry

I mean, it's supposed to be a very fancy emblem.

Dirk Bergstrom

ROBO MOTH would win against almost anything, but not against butt emblem polishing.

Wolfger

Ollie was a shoe-in until I saw the butt option... Now I feel so conflicted.

Mark Dibley

I don't need to vote to know where this is going :-P

Summer Sudbrink

Roko is polishing her butt and Ollie runs up to sniff it and is very confused by the smell of WD40.

Captain Button

Is "butt emblem" the non-slut-shaming term for a "tramp stamp"?

Clement Covemaeker

Poor Ollie, getting so little attention just because the word "Butt" is in one of the options :'(

Dave

OLLIE!@!!!!

Diana

I voted for robo moth, but I'm still a proud pervert

orangejuicenut

Does anyone have the link to the butts disease guest comic?

Anonymous

i'm genuinely surprised that ollie is not getting more votes smh @ everyone falling for the butt

JPMK! {verb}

I just remembered Roko's bread thing, no idea why. Kinda just want a crack panel of her either taking a huge whiff of a baguette or "smoking" a breadstick......and now I'm hungry

Tim Eldred

Our collective Butts Disease is flaring up again

awgiedawgie

No, it's the non-<i>human</i> term for it. It's a better image quality than a tramp stamp, but the application process would cause significant bodily injury to a human.

Anonymous

Despite the undeniable hotness of robot bread fetishist justice junkie tush polishing, I have to know more about the robot moth.

Anonymous

I'm mostly curious about the location. I always figured it was on the lower back because "why would a company put their logo on a robot ass cheek?" Then I remembered that this is the same company that added robo nipples so anything is possible I suppose...

Jim

You put Roko and butt in the same sentence. I'm a simple creature and I've voted accordingly.

Anonymous

I agree, maybe she's smoking a breadstick while she buttffs herself

jeff fearnow

I felt like the obvious one was RokoButt but Ollie is a Good Dog and needs his story told.

jeff fearnow

That said- let's get Roko's posterior presentable.

Shane Wegner

I don't even really see a choice here. The truth is self-evident.

Erin Moriarty

Dear Jeph, stop making us choose between butts and doggos, it's literal cruelty Also, I love Robo moth

Anonymous

I had to put *my* dog, Ollie (full name Oliver J Dogg), down this week at age 14. I would LOVE any fun facts about yours (even if it doesn’t win lol)...

Anonymous

Let's face it... the only reason Robo-Moth is on the list is to rub Dave Willis' face in it!

Brian English

Aw... was hoping for a write-in spot... I would have suggested "Hilarity ensues when Winslow gets a software update for his body that was mislabelled for his model." But butts and or doggos will have to do...

Anonymous

can't we have all three? :)

Anonymous

butts butts butts

Killrain42

Here's an idea. Plan the next three right now. Most votes next, second most second, third third. Butts are powerful things, and everyone loves dogs, but dammit I'm curious about robo moths too.

Leah Shaffren

How do I vote for all three 😭 these are all the best poll option!

Anonymous

I so want the dog, but Roko is going to win for sure.

David Pipes

Ollie should have a bonus-bonus cartoon about him. A panel? An infographic? Moar Ollie!

Thomas A. Dennis

Honestly, I wouldn't have even thought of butt polishing, but since you mentioned it...

Anonymous

Some how I knew roko would be a winner lol

Anonymous

Could Ollie appear in QC?

Am Queue

I can in good conscience vote for Robo Moth, knowing that Roko Butt is already the clear winner.

Anonymous

can you sell dry transfer tattoos of the emblem?

awgiedawgie

And I suddenly have this terrible fear that Roko's butt emblem is removable, and we're not going to actually get to see it <i>on her butt</i>. Jeph, you wouldn't really do that to us, would you?

Arlnoff

Can robo moth cameo in the butt polishing

Anonymous

I'm with Kevin Ewart. I want Moth! I mean Both! I want Both!

Beebob Mckenzie

I... want all of these?!?! Robo moth? Butts? DOG!!!???!!!

Anonymous

Gon joeks eventually? I miss those.

Anonymous

MothBlood concert in Chelmsford ends in chaos as fan factions clash

Anonymous

This is the hardest choice I've made all day.

Anthony Scott

Robomoth perched on top of Ollie's head watching Roko polish her butt emblem... of course

Melissa Wilson

I have an overwhelming desire for Pintsize to somehow learn of, and react to, the Sven-May tryst. What would he do with that kind of material? Overheat?

jimbo

jeph, did you ever have a doubt to the outcome?!

Ash359

Of course the butt

Shawn K. Younkin

Must see Roko's butt...... emblem. &gt;.&gt;

Jeremy J Nickurak

Phew, I got to vote with my heart (for Robo Moth) but know I'm likely getting butt emblem soon.

Lightsabr2

May discovers Roko’s butt emblem.

JT

I think we all know what the poll result will be. I joined for the robutt and will vote a straight robutt ticket moving forward. Robutt/Titts 2020.

Nemo of Utopia

I didn't vote for the butt emblem because I want to see robo butt especially, but I DO want to know what the butt emblem actually looks like!

Joel Bateman

I just want more Roko being silly.

Katy Kania

How is doggo not winning?!

Anonymous

Thirsty for robot butts

Anonymous

Robo Nips will hopefully show up.

Anonymous

Awww, I want robomoth and dog facts!

BobC

How long was the poll window? Was it even a 10 foot poll?

BobC

How can you have a Roko butt option when we still don't know where the original Melon butt is! HOW CAN YOU!?!?

Tim Peterson

I'm holding out for Hannelore's butt. I'm not proud

Sebastian

Yeah, I'm in Australia, seems the poll was overnight and while I was at work.

Hekiryuu

I wouldn't mind a comic featuring Roko polishing Hannelore's butt emblem

Anonymous

I missed the poll, butt I concur. Can we get bonus pointy-boi fun facts too tho?

Anonymous

I want to see May disassembled and carried on Bubbles' back like C3P0/Chewbacca. Then protesting as Pint size moons her head or worse.

Caleb Shipley

I want butt polishing and dog facts!

Jason Rock

My personal headcanon is that Melon's v1 butt achieved orbit and destroyed Hannelore's pizza delivery satellite...

Enno Rehling

I want to see May living her dream of being a fighter jet, if only temporarily.