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Bonus Comic: Butt Polish (Patreon)

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2019-06-14 15:13:24
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2026-06
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Content

WELP, HERE YOU GO


ONE ROBOT ASS

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Comments

Terry Parry

That really is a swanky emblem!

Lyman Green

We are terrible people. You sir deserve better than us. Thank you.

Anonymous

Oh boy, robosexuality rates are skyrocketing

Joel Bateman

This is why I support you. Plump, robot, ass.

Jon

Now this is questionable content I can get behind!

gn0w1

🍑

James White

Shiny, shiny, shiny butts of... Er, what *are* robutts made of, anyway?

Michael Ketchen

The turnaround time on this comic was suspiciously small...

Scooter

My $1 a month has paid for itself so many times over.

Nikki

I hope that bottle actually says “RoButt Polish”

SharkFist

The QC community. United in our love of interpersonal drama and robot ass

Zach Elwyn

So the only articulated joint on this new chassis is the neck?

Anonymous
>>23736636

I imagine all three options were chambered, and/or you must just continue to give Jeph credit for being a badass, hard-working artist.

bruitist

Damn, I imagined the emblem quite differently. More of a golden shield type thing ...

Anonymous

I didn't think I'd want this buuuuutttttttt......

Anonymous

Thank you sir, may I have another.

Alcaria Swain

Holy shit, did NOT expect a pinup!

Anonymous

Wooooow that body of yours officer

mooviies

Bite my shiny metal ass!

Anonymous

was not expecting this much fan-service... oh my...

Nemo of Utopia

I am underwhelmed by the emblem design... °=°

Anonymous

Ma'am this is a Wendy's

Kinda Squirrely

You've done a dangerous thing here, and you damned well know it. 🤣🤣🤣

Brian Doyle

It is important to keep one's ass shiny. Bender would be proud.

Thomas Halpin

Here's hoping the ritual of self care helps diminish the dissociation

FredS104

Ahhahaa I was honestly expecting this to be a comic about difficulty of reaching the logo or someone walking in on the process with hilarity ensuing

Al Hunt
>>23736830

Uh, do you still have your handcuffs? I've been a *bad* boy.

Evgeniy Semyonov

I suddenly CRITICALLY miss the neck-seam to vent some coolant.

Miyaa

Next month: Momo sparring with a chilled capybara. Probably wearing an opened kimono.

OldGoat

And human style toes, too! Is it wrong of me to be intensely interested in the robonipples? Yes, yes it is, and I am.

Anonymous

This needs to be a wallpaper :)

Misha H

I now have a thirst

Richard

"I wonder why Patreon is slow today...Oh shit, now I know"

Jim Gosnell

WHELP, here is a thing that I did not know was a thing that I now know I have a thing for.

Thisguy

Great, now I'm a robosexual. Thanks Jeph.

Anthony Gaglianese

I mean, let's all be honest here. Jeph, once you made this an option, you knew what would win.

Shaun

A whole new world (don't you dare close your eyes)

Ray Cornwall

What does the G stand for again?

Anonymous

Ive been following the comic for a few years now, and have read everything. In addition to seeing how well your drawing has improved, its also interesting to see how your views on racy panels has shifted over time. I, for one, enjoy the more recent stance.

Chuck Dee

I'll be in my bunk...

Anonymous
>>23736990

Why would the capybara be cold? I clearly don’t get the reference.

Anonymous

The people have spoken!

Chris Cook

Wow, I uhhh, did not think this is how this would actually go, but I'm... uh, super not mad about it!

Anonymous

Lovely muscular thighs, but I have cognitive dissonance because I usually take that as a sign of good work ethic at the gym, and robots don't work that way. Needs to work on her arms, though. No, dammit, robots don't work that way. I'm so confused. Anyway, there are some very lucky loaves of bread out there. No, that's not right either. I hardly know what to think.

Ronald Lugge

You know, when I voted for this I was expecting something more comical, less... sexy. I'm not sure where I came up with that thought.

Ben C
>>23738178

Yeah I was expecting some kind of "polish my shiny metal ass" joke not a robo-pinup. Both are fine by me though.

FunkyTuba

All of the above, plus, watching how unsure she is about using it really enforces the storyline. This is a perfect comic.

Jennifer Doyle

I don't know why, but I thought the logo was on her lower back, not her ass?

Jenna

I would kiss that shiny metal ass.

Summer Sudbrink

So, robot heads don't rotate 180 or 360?

Summer Sudbrink
>>23738713

Also, why is there dedicated "Butt Polish?" Isn't the dermal covering essentially identical in almost all locations?

runrin

if there was a patreon tier with nsfw content, i totally wouldn't pay for it. *wink*

Daniel Blom Paulsen

I, too, did not expect a *pin-up* when I voted for the butt-polishing, but given that Roko is a character I've been exceedingly crushing on, I am *more* than okay with this surprise.

Andrew

Google: why the hell is “help me I’m a robosexual” trending?

ducksauz
>>23738815

If it were going to be on any tier, it would have to be on the “Nice!” tier

Anonymous

I suddenly have the urge to bring her a loaf of pumpernickel bread.

Shawn K. Younkin

Not gonna lie...I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!! Holy shit, this image is getting saved to my HARD drive!!

David Howe

Given how much she paid for the butt logo, I expected it to be cooler...

Joseph Bonnar

What we don't see: Melon behind Roko, holding up a hand mirror to let Roko check her work.

Lars Gottlieb

Stop! I can only Get so erect ..

mxwn

Robutts... hehe

Steve DeGroof

For some reason, I assumed she'd use a car buffer.

Joseph Loder

This is everything I could have hoped for and more... Also, I imagine you must be so disappointed in all of us right now. ;-)

Eoin Madsen

Finally some questionable content

Christovski

Jeph's butts disease strikes again, he's a hero for posting this.

Bagge

It IS a fancy emblem.

David Perez

Well, here is art I never knew I need in my life till I saw it

Anonymous

This is now my handy wallpaper... HOT!

Timothy Mann

Countdown to QC: Nights on Slipshine has begun.

Chris Henry

Every day we stray further from our Lord God. And I'm helping cos I voted for this

Anonymous

I was expecting the emblem to be detachable, and it would be Roko using a bench polisher. My intentions were pure. What have we wrought.

Lucy

JEPH

Áine Yore

dozens of people just discovered that they have a new and most unfortunate fetish.

Cerril

This is the single piece of art that most impresses me how far you've come as an artist from the early days.

Ardent Slacker

I thought Faye said soap was good enough. I may be misremembering.

Anonymous

Truth time: 1) I joined to see the uncensored lube comic. 2) After finding out it was “uncensored”, I decided I was probly going to leave before the patreon renewal. 3) Butts. I’m back in, at least for one more month. 4) But I still want the uncensored version of the lube comic. For research.

Cass Redgrave

If I promise to upgrade to 5$ tier can we get more gratuitous butt drawings

Anonymous

It is perfect. Perfect.

Ngrasta

Robot ass is the ENTIRE reason I read your comic.

Maya Pilkey

We need NSFW questionable content and all this in paper form as a book. Love this place

Shawn K. Younkin
>>23739843

I expected it to be raised somewhat like a car emblem. And she didn't really pay anything, the insurance company did.

Matt Grayson

So exactly what CAN Bubbles do with her hips?

Jim Feldman
>>23737009

wait, the toes must be part of the G upgrade, since she didn't used to have them.

Sam Johnson

A well-manufactured ass indeed. Non-detachable, I note.

Jere

*holding bowl out timidly* Please Sir, May I have some more

Anonymous

Well.. things just got weird.. in a good way

Joe

she's not bad. she's just drawn that way. well done, Jeph!!

Sleepy John

That's a well-packed trunk on that model chassis.

Valraven

BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS

Peter McDevitt

really should see a doctor about that RoButts' Disease...

Creampuff

Idk why i expected a tramp stamp that looked like a Ford emblem. this is better.

Jere

If we all promise to buy that T-shirt will you promise to do more stuff like this :D

JT

Just according to keikaku. Next step: RoButt pinup calendar. I'd pay cash monies for that.

giacomo vaghi

Is this the first plain view butt Jeph ever posted?

SpookyPenguin

I see a nude robot, in a bath, holding a piece of your bread. No wait, that's TOO sexy...

Anonymous

What makes this drawing so nice is that it's really just a great pretty-girl drawing. It's like a selfie from a friend who actually trusts you when you ask for a personal photo. Not porn, not even gratuitous, just sweet. Jeph, it might not be what you thought we'd vote for, but it was exactly what we all needed, and nothing less.

Simran Khalsa

We have all now seen Roko’s G-spot.

Thomas Boys

Butt I wasn't ready too see such beauty! D:

Mitchell Sealy

Thought for sure it would be a fake-out.

Ash359

Yup! We chose wisely

Anonymous

So... so beautiful.

Rhotic Shwa

we all have it. the butts disease.

Sorastro

The G stands for "Glorious".

Anonymous

How was the title for this one not "When in Doubt, Buff" after the last comic :D

awgiedawgie

Jeph, I just have to say, you are awesome!

awgiedawgie

Wait...Faye told her to just use soap & water. What's she doing with a bottle of Butt Polish? (I wasn't about to go back and read all 173 comments, so forgive me if someone already asked this)

Brian

holy shit I didn’t think you’d do it jeph

Kevin Symonds

Obviously you get what you pay for

James Dore

I. LIKE. RO-BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

Anonymous

Worth every penny.

Anonymous

Dammit! As if my feelings for Roko wen't confusing enough already.

Marc Tabor

I'll be in my bunk...

Anonymous

Don't blame me, I voted for the dog.

awgiedawgie
>>23855392

I'd have definitely blamed you (and the rest of them) if we hadn't gotten to see this.

Matthew Van Gangelen

She has toes now. Does this mean she will stub her pinky toe?

Melissa Armstrong

To be fair, I thought the vote was for “roko PUSHES he butt emblem”

JMK

Is it wrong of me to want more of these types of pics.

Damien

Is it wrong that I was expecting bread to be present?

Eric Pike

I deeply enjoy this content

Christine Hottinger

I don't get why the insignia would be desirable. Isn't it like they paid extra to advertise their chassis maker?

Kerin Schiesser

Well, people pay extra to prove they got a Gucchi purse or whatevs, right? I think the TRULY rich or stylish don't wear logos - they have their casual jeans or blouses hand-assembled thread by thread by indentured art students and their fancy clothes cast out of cloth-of-gold by Wagnerian dwarves. But the noveau riche and the "merely very wealthy" seem driven to prove they can pay ridiculous prices for everyday items. Maybe it's like that - you get the logo to prove you could afford the good stuff. And since a lot of people want that, even if YOU don't care about it, if you want the well-made item, it comes with the logo...

Fennec12

It's going to be a life goal to work this into a conversation.. "cloth-of-gold by Wagnerian dwarves".

Darla Donahue

I joined the Patreon long ago but somehow missed this. OMG! How could I have missed this! That logo really IS super nice and worth every penny. It totally deserves the premium shining lotion.