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2019-06-17 01:48:26
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JD

Why does she even been to use a computer? I thought AIs have internet built in

R L
>>23812372

There is such a thing as imitating humans too hard, and she might have that code deviance.

Grace Kieser

Poor May. Poor Roko. Poor Beeps.

Miyaa

If anyone needs an AI upgrade, it’s Beeps.

Matt Grayson

Roko, Spookybot wants to be your friend. She may not want to mess with other minds, but I’m sure inserting a new chassis order for May would be a nice friendly gesture.

Mitchell Sealy
>>23812565

She is the AI. An "AI Upgrade" would just be replacing her with a separate person, wouldn't it?

Kinda Squirrely

But... Wait... Isn't she... Aren't you all???

Joel Bateman

Beeps means well...but..how does she make it through life? We know how Melon does it. But..Beeps?

Mitchell Sealy
>>23812686

Spookybot has spectacular powers, being presumably some kind of hive mind, but do they have access to any noteworthy amount of wealth? They might not have a bunch of spare chassis that they can just throw around willy nilly. They have their own personal chassis of course, but I'm working under the theory that the hive mind stuff is all done through the chassis, and if they put Beepatrice's mind in one of those then she would simply be incorporated into the hivemind. Plus they might just not want to part with them.

Forgettable

As an IT professional, this page really triggers me.

kaitou

"Let's try xyzzy." Nothing happens.

Jon

......is that Pintsize (with a bowtie) on the "Employee of the Month" poster back there?!

Josh

But Beepatrice, you *are* your computer.

Abhimat Gautam

Maybe 9 Time Employee of the Month Nelson can help?

Some Ed
>>23815565

I don't think a paper clip is going to help her with this one. I'm also getting the feeling that maybe Nelson had the deck stacked in his favor. I mean, sure, it's possible that Beepatrice was promoted to remove the weakest link from direct contact with most of the clients, but if her capabilities are any kind of testament to the rest of the crew Roko joined, it's possible Roko will be giving Nelson a run for his awards... But probably not until after she's clearly helped May in a meaningful way.

jeff fearnow

May says Roko's got butt rights on May just sayin

Bagge

I'm still not 100% sure May doesn't have a removable ass

Anonymous

The QC fan in me is struggling with the sci-fi nerd who thinks it's impossible for an AI to forget a password.

Hedgie

Jeph, did you just change Beep's pronouns? I thought that Beeps used "they" before

Nicolas Dao-Phan
>>23816687

Sentient AIs. Can you recall everything you know immediately. Probably not. Yet, with the right questions, you can remember a lot. Just because data is stocked somewhere in your brain doesn't mean you are concious of it.

Dylan T

An AI being used to an Analog office environment raises SO MANY QUESTIONS

Frédéric B.
>>23817804

Given the status of computer security these days, if I were an AI, I'd never *want* to link up to a computer, ever.

Dolan
>>23816732

I don't think we ever got her pronouns? I know Tilly was nb

Nemo of Utopia
>>23817804

Seriously it'd be like throwing a human into a sea full of sharks and telling them to swim home!

Nemo of Utopia
>>23817804

(Unless you are like a Spookybot level hacking badass, in which case it's like tossing a were-megalodon into a sea full of sharks and telling them to swim home on the evening before the night of the full moon: whoever did it is about to have a bad time...)

Dean Reilly

Beeps should write her password on a sticky note and put it on her monitor. :)

Tachpmg

Now we know why she isn't enployee of the month

Adriano Trindade

I think this comic just want to show how inept an employee can be.

A sheep

Who's that employee of the month

Anonymous

It worries me that Beeps presumably handles explosives and industrial machinery at her other job... Could make for an interesting bonus comic though?

Daryl Sawyer
>>23824075

Could be she's great with that kind of stuff. Much more "hands on" than office work.

Kerin Schiesser

if "just asking nicely" is all it takes, I'm going to be extremely surprised :-)

Kerin Schiesser

Kind of wish I could request a new body, just because this one is old and has parts falling off of it (LOL.) Certain advantages to being a robot/android/AI, that's for sure ... BTW...do the AIs in this society consider "robot" an appropriate term? The term "Robot girlfriend" doesn't seem to offend anyone, but that could just be because it's Faye?

John Simpson

I guess 1Password doesn’t have a client for the AI platform yet?

Jim Feldman

I've helped at a few non-profits and while the staff are usually well meaning, they might have had a tough time making it outside of that world. I'm just talking business competence.

awgiedawgie

OK... how many people besides me intentionally misinterpreted May saying "I'm puttin' my ass in your hands"?

Joe

oh ffs, Beeps. you're a flippin ROBOT!!

Some Ed
>>23835985

"I can't remember my 1Password password, either." (It's also Beepatrice123456789.)

Joe
>>23841424

no, just that there's a certain irony in a technological entity struggling with lesser technology.

Joe
>>23841424

😂 yeah, but Melon is her own little world of irony ...

Enno Rehling
>>23841424

I don't think robots *can* actually "do things analog". Isn't it all digital by definition?