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Office Politics (Patreon)

Published:
2019-06-16 02:59:00
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2026-06
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I'm going to fuck the printer

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Miyaa

Call Crushbot, that printer needs to be crushed.

Alcaria Swain

I don't feel like I understand this one

Gary Walker

I'm guessing they've never had a client before.

Dean Reilly

Always use protection when installing a toner cartridge.

z

... This is some kind of bizarre Turning Test, isn't it? Trying to find out if there's intelligent life out there by seeing how you can drive it mad.

LH

better get used to that pose in the last panel May, you're gonna be doing that a lot

Samantha Yeaman

Her withering look in the first panel gives me the impression she KNOWS we all saw her ass and she's not impressed.

GearaDoga

I'm getting the distinct impression that Roko will wind up in charge of this whole operation just by being the only competent one of the bunch...

Andrew

Also, do either of you speak postscript?

Summer Sudbrink

Are we sure that printer’s name isn’t Dot?

Michael Boettger

Obviously an older printer. If it had an AI in it, it would tell you how.

J.M. Hall

This is our printer, Dot. Dot Matrix.

Mitchell Sealy
>>23785568

So far I'm pretty sure Beepatrice is the only other employee we've met. Are there any other confirmed employees?

Czarzhan

An AI-run office, and the paperwork is *actually* on paper??

Bagge

We've all worked with that person.

Clifton Royston

If you're not printersexual, it's really difficult to put a toner cartridge into a printer that's loudly moaning "OH YES SLIDE IT IN DEEPER."

Grant Swire

I am actually surprised that there isn't an anthro PC that just poops or vomits up documents.

Erik Hawkinson

To be fair, installing a toner cartridge can be quite the task.

Anonymous

I am obtuse. What is going on with the text at the bottom? "I'm going to fuck the printer." Huh?

Daniel Rydberg

I really like the off-white color on the printer that really signifies it’s old age.

Summer Sudbrink

It looks like a black and white printer so obviously any joke about it will be off color.

Joe
>>23789155

you don't have to turn it off. just turn it on ...

Nemo of Utopia

Seriously, they all need to learn how to install a Gorham toner cartridge. You can't get a damn thing done when dealing with the government without filing forms in hardcopy.

Daryl Sawyer

Robot, again, *you have the Internet in your head*. Look up the instructions.

Bruce Steinberg

Let me guess, they are going to have to fax the paperwork.

Anonymous
>>23796576

Yeah, I'm a little confused by that myself... Anyone here have any insight into that?

Sleepy John
>>23791058

Pint size would squat on the paper and extrude documents. PDF = poop dis file.

Clifton Royston
>>23796576

I assumed it was about needing to put in the toner cartridge, and the implications in a world where any machine might be sentient. That’s what prompted my joke above.

The Broken Nomad

Um, why is there a restroom in that place? Didn't know 'bots need to.., ahh, expel fluids 'n stuff..

Kerin Schiesser

Remember, many robots are sponsored into society with human friends. You never know when your embarrassingly biological roommate might come along and need to use the facilities, right?

BobC

What's that? Sorry, I didn't hear you. I'm toner-deaf.