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Ratts Of The Capital (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-21 02:11:34
Imported:
2026-06

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GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH

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Simpin4Holo

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Alan Wiggs

I don't think either suit would impress Claire at this point

Miyaa

If the alien pops out of the mystery meat like in Spaceballs, I’m going to leave Cubetown.

Tannerbot

Honestly sad it wasn't a mech exoskeleton.

Matt Grayson

I dunno. Liz is the most coherent being we’ve met here.

ValdVin

Power suit? Maybe Elizabeth should have gone a little harder into that Ren Faire cosplay.

Michael Boettger

I have no doubt that Claire and Marten can handwave the extended absence and lack of reporting. Maybe they can put in a call to Dora and get her a decent coffee maker.

Miyaa

SCA Cubetown where knights joust inside a blue whale and all proceeds goes to the Medieval Times Performers Union.

Mad Marie

As evidenced by a recent drawing, Bubbles always wears a power suit. Sometimes she also wears clothes or armor.

Daniel S

Claire would see right through a suit and simply address the goblin wearing it. Just go in the coat.

Jeff Gedney

It's a disturbing image. I think the number of AI would make the fighter pool rather interesting. I don't know how a gel based AI would calibrate their shots. On the other hand, the likelihood of a benthic AI actually raising a medieval wreck for an A&S project gives the Laureate an interesting dimension.

Nicolas Demers

She'd totally see through the suit, especially if it's full of holes

Joel Bateman

I know she has a name, and it's Science Goblin. And I love her.

Shawn K. Younkin

If Marten really wanted to punish the Science Goblin he would send Hannelore after her.

BobC

Cubetown has Power Rats!

Jere

not gonna lie, thats the first thing that popped into my head when she said that :D

Fart Captor

The true goblin move would be to wear the suit anyway

Sean Kinlin

She just keeps going Round and Round with the ratts.

schmod

Are the rats in Cubetown also robotic?

schmod

Oh hey. It's been a while since we've had a Mogwai reference, huh.

wargrunt42

Clearly she's no Tony Stark.

YsabetJustYsabet

Never, ever, EVER do bad things to your janitorial workers! They are the thin gloved line defending your workplace from cockroach takeover and a reenactment of the Oregon Trail! You want to deal with a building full of No-TP Restrooms? BE NICE TO THE JANITORS!

YsabetJustYsabet

**waves at the fellow SCAdian** Oh My GODS I want to see that last one done. Greetings from Atenveldt!

Kevin v

They should kidnap her and then turn her over to Sam & Emmett, they'd conquer the world.

William Cole

That IS a power suit by goblin standards.

WinglessRayven

I now want to be a janitor at Cubetown to get myself some power armor.

William Cole

I thought you were referencing "You Spin Me Round" by Dead or Alive and was going to correct you, but I fact-checked myself, and I must bow before your greater 80s rock reference powers. 🙇🙇🙇

Martin Tithonium

I just watched that last night. Please let me know ahead of time when you're going to steal content from my brain while I sleep.

MisterVimes

You need it to handle the rats.

Fart Captor

The rats are organic. It's the mice that are computerized

Mathew Page

Props to Marten. He was the reason I started reading 15 years ago, because I related to him at the time.. now look at him, being all proactive! My boy has grown, even amongst all the other cool characters.

awgiedawgie

Bubbles IS the power suit. Everyone else is just playing dress-up.

awgiedawgie

Yeah, but she's a *science* goblin. It should be a lab coat full of holes.

Ursus Ridens

Goblina needs to meet Hannelore's mom.

awgiedawgie

I love the way she moves her hips.

Todd Ellner

They don't need Claire. They need Veronica

awgiedawgie

You can borrow the mecha suit, but you have to fill out the proper supply requisition form first. We don't fill any requests without the proper form.

awgiedawgie

I shudder to think of what Sam & Emmett could do with a genius scientist on their team. They might destroy the world instead of conquering it.

MikeT

Ripley she aint

Dewmaiden

And just like that, they've adopted and started a family in Cubetown

Finvaara

I am pleased by this turn of events. Power suits are vastly inferior to Power Suits.

Andrew

This is why I never order the special :)

Miyaa

That’s what they said in Québéc before their groundhog was found dead.

Andrew

Elizabeth Appleboom, Queen of the Rats. PhD (goblinology)

Joseph Bonnar

Especially important is a copy of FE-3M 74, rev 39, the Form Request Form. We are currently out of this form.

Yelling Bird

I'm actually shocked that she didn't already have a power loader in there.

legobil

That sounds like something a Ratt Royalty might pursue-t.

Bagge

Nowt the rats have a power suit

SilverbackRon

That is my all time favorite movie quote.

Frank Wales

Why, that's the BEST kind of conquering, according to Bing

Andrew Mitchell

Or, as a previous commenter suggested, CoD gets relocated to CubeTown. Or maybe a second outlet as a compromise.

Clifton Royston

I'm reminded of pocketss' goblins here. "It is just dirt. Mud. Nothing to fret about. Beautiful things are still beautiful even if they have mud on them. Just like you." "WHAT!?" IOW, yes she absolutely should wear it to her meeting with Claire. AND the lab coat, AND the Power Mecha Armor Suit.

Zak Reichle

Our new goblin-scientist (scientist -goblin?)makes some pretty great faces ☺️

Zak Reichle

I still vote for her to be Dr. Boom!

Zak Reichle

Wait so is Elizabeth something like a gender swapped Tony Stark? I could kind of see that with what we have seen and heard from Liz so far. 🤔

Mel

*discordant Smashing Pumpkins intensifies*

Mel

Thank You!

Fart Captor

Her name is Gremlizabeth

Dean Reilly

"SHE BUILT IT IN CUBETOWN, WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"

Unkn0wabl3

I was expecting a Fallout style set of armor. Yet, I am not disappointed. Strange

David Paul

Hanners would probably start with fire. Either for the mess, or to sacrifice the Science Goblin to while she organises and cleans everything.

Uniquitous

Hm, maybe Cubetown should hire Marten on as a guidance counselor.

Courtney Welch

With love or fighting, we just give it time...

Sean Kinlin

@William: "You Spin Me Round" is a better song than the one I referenced, tho. (and even better is "Brand New Lover")

Miyaa

They need Emily so they can commiserate, collaborate, and maybe even fall in love.

Chris

"Honey, where is my Super Suit?"

Russell Hall

"I, uh, put it away ... Wh-y-y-y-y do you need to know?"

OldGoat

I'm so old, I thought of Perry Como.

OldGoat

Bubbles isn't using her power suit these days. Maybe Liz can borrow it. ;)

enchantedsleeper

I feel like Emily and Elizabeth are both too Chaotic (in different ways) to be a good romantic combo. But I would love to see them team up

enchantedsleeper

I didn't think about this from the perspective of growth for Marten until your comment, but you're right, this is a pretty big deal when you look back at his history. Our little baby, all grown up and *sniff* saving China- I mean, saving goblins!

James Redekop

Liz can borrow one leg of it with space to spare.

Ruth Merriam

I totally thought of a mecha suit first.

Zak Reichle

Elizabeth + Robo-horse together form ... the Canadian version of Iron Patriot, obviously is RCMP (Mounties) ... 🤯 TrudoTron/TrudeauTron? Maple Mecha?

ValdVin

Would you believe I've never heard of the SCA? You've piqued my interest!

ValdVin

I rarely felt so validated in my not letting go of that band as when I heard "Brand New Lover" on the PA in a friggin' grocery store recently.

ValdVin

Now all I can imagine is how beloved Spinnette's "Legion of Candian Superheroes" are up in Cubetown.

YsabetJustYsabet

Totally fair. My dad used to work for the government; I know the routine.

Am Queue

I am always astonished at how many people haven't heard of the SCA, since I heard about it in high school (in 1970s).

Am Queue

Gafiated in the East Kingdom, here.