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It's A Nuntendo Swetch (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-22 02:04:03
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Moray is Claire's biggest fan

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Comments

Robin

The Hannelore Maneuver!

ValdVin

Hannelore, Marigold, Emily, Clinton, Goblin. (We all saw it coming, to coin a phrase.)

Tannerbot

No, you're just number 6 (I think) in that list.

Andrew

It’s basically how Marten makes friends.

Matt Grayson

We are all Claire’s biggest fans.

Andrea Andrew

Faye, Bubbles, May, and Clinton.

cent

i had my hopes up for another DCSS reference like the one from years ago but it was...not to be (i think?)

Timeloopy

He's like a magnet

Michael Boettger

Never underestimate the power of a fully activated Claire.

Chauncey

Claire has become too powerful

Douglas E. Smith

Man, that was a long lead-in to adding another quirky friend to Marten's harem. When will she move into the apartment?

ValdVin

If one reads enough QC one forgets to classify Faye as a misfit.

Miyaa

Where does Emmitt and Willow fit into this?

Miyaa

Not this pun again.

Likeablejerk

Oh, this is only a fraction of her power. Just wait until she gets a whiteboard and some markers.

Miyaa

More like a bug zapper.

Yelling Bird

Happens to me all the time too, believe it or not. Social misfits and naked people. Funny how often they're one in the same.

OldGoat

Misfits, the Next Generation

Ting

It keeps happening and we keep giving Jeph minor amounts of money for it

Captain Button

Claire needs to explain how she reached this conclusion the way Sherlock Holmes would.

Noise

It's pattern recognition after meeting all of Marten's existing friends.

Chris Gropp

"You've tried to restyle your hair to make yourself look presentable, but the scent of musty basement is unmistakable, as are the bags under your eyes. Clearly, you haven't been around people much, but still value their company. Your posture, as well as how you attempted to ignore Moray on your way in, suggests you feel shame about previous interactions, but neither of you are displaying hostility. As such, we can deduce you are insecure about your work and feel it distances you from your peers." "Wow, that's incredible!" "Nah I'm fuckin with you, Marten texted me when you weren't looking"

Drewbacca

It's what lured me to Martin

Richard Frangiamore

Sounds like Moray is playing "Slice & Dice"... Am I right?

Erin street

Come unto me all the social misfits

Czarzhan

Even social misfits need to bathe. The real question is: why do you keep hanging out in the shower?

Zak Reichle

Be very careful saying that around Yelling Bird, lest he mishear "unto" as "on to"

Captain Button

So they will grilling her about why she resigned?

Sean Kinlin

A fine brand from Canadia.

ValdVin

Willow we'll see more of (I hope). Has Emmet (sp?) met Marten yet?

Sean Kinlin

Liz: "I am not a number! I am a free goblin!"

Miyaa

NO

onecontinuoussigh

Omg he did it again and I didn't even notice it happening

Captain Button

Nuntendo? Is that some church-based game system?

ZoomJ

Haunted by hunger? Troubled by facts? Eat some Doots and you'll relax. Doots, Cubetown's favorite CBT candy.

MikeT

Marten knows what he's good at

Sean Kinlin

If you play the game in the correct order, the gnoll will take your paladin out for dinner and a movie.

rhekke

Cubetown is going to offer Martin a job where he just roams around and lures out all the socially isolated residents and brings them into his group of friends. Visitors will mistake him for a street busker, but everyone else will recognize him as the second most influential resident (after Claire).

Thisguy

“He does this all the time, I don’t even get paranoid and jealous about it anymore.”

Fart Captor

I love <b>everything</b> about that last panel but especially how hot Claire's smug face is

Jamal Taylor

Lmao this happens to me often xD

Nicolas Demers

It's what lured her to Marten. And, well, lured everybody.

Nicolas Demers

He will be the friendly public face of the terrifying Librarian On High. Basically, Riker to Claire's Picard

Abioticgawd

Nunonetta The Legend of the Communion Wafer Pope Kart Jesus Party Manger Babies Crossing Let's go in on copyrights, we got this thang locked up.

Sam Wright

Or is Moray more of a Biggest Flan?

Joseph Bonnar

Shawn, please go to the punning room and sit down. Brun will be with you shortly.

WST

Claire really is the platonic ideal girlfriend for Marten. She KNOWS.

Pejo

Pokémon Legends: Arceus works as is

Pejo

this isn't even her final form

Pejo

on brand, FC

Pejo

I had no clue & wondered!

Em Gravesong

Bet you got knuckles like walnuts outta the deal.

Em Gravesong

That first panel has me wishing Slice & Dice were on the Switch.

Yelling Bird

Because I'm dirty. VERY dirty...

Joseph Bonnar

And because Jeph KNOWS we want to give him money for it. :)

Em Gravesong

I knew a kid who could beat Mary B. on Left Handed Mode without getting hit, and without using cheats.

Emma Humphries

And that's why machine squid overbeing recruited her.

Elf Sternberg

Except we know they're not platonic in the least!

MerMetalBard

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA the Librarian has become aware 🤣

Zak Reichle

I'm betting that Claire rewarded Moray with game time after she stayed and paid attention and they got through their "boring" work.

Carl Fink

I just noticed how incredibly librarian-like Claire's blouse is.

Andrea Andrew

Oh, and that’s also how Claire got into the group.

Scott Hilton

I never disliked Claire, but I'm definitely liking her more and more.

Todd Ellner

All of the Clayre are seers

Todd Ellner

All of the Clayre are seers. She is coming into her powers and will don the Black Waistcoat and Charter Magic Sword of the Chief Librarian

Miyaa

I’m imagining all of the internal Claires doing the sequences of the firing of their Death Star with their target being Liz.

legobil

She is Clairvoyant.

legobil

Damnit. Someone already wrote that 4 hours ago.

Nulgar

Yellingbird.jpg

Mirage

She's Claire-voyant. (Edit: Dangit, I knew I wouldn't be the first one to this joke...)

legobil

Big same.

Lisa

Moray, from what I can tell, is _everyone's_ biggest fan. She's very enthusiastic.

Leak

And that's how they're going to foil Cubetown's evil plans: get them hooked on video games - works every time!

Frank Wales

Then Faye punches you, and then you remember

EnterTheHero

An Old Kingdom reference? I like the cut of your jib.

SpookyPenguin

I CANNOT BELIEVE no one already said MOM VIBES

Todd Ellner

Garth Nix rocks. I was raised by feral time traveling librarians

Alasdair Mackintosh

It stands to reason that Mom Powers should be heritable...

Nalvor

Well know I want to know what game they're playing.

Todd Ellner

But only activate when one has been a Mom

Bagge

thus the legend of the Librarian keeps growing

David Paul

Hey, it works in D&D (if the players are weird enough)...

Stephen Wells

I'm running a D&D campaign which started as Phandelver and moved into Tomb of Annihilation. My wife's Monk character has so far banged Halia Thornton, Volothamp Gedarme, and Xandala. No gnolls yet but give it time.

Boots McGoot

i am so glad this poor kid is getting help, i knows it was only a few strips but i HATED seeing her suffer alone. FOUND FAMILY TIME, like it or not!!

Miyaa

It was made yesterday!

Carl Cravens

Oh, gosh... I just finished rereading the entire archive, and this really is Martin's life.

Daniel Drazen

Liz reads books. Claire can also read people. That's a balancing act that some folks never quite master.

MisterVimes

Given the number of people Marten accidentally adopts... I think it counts.

Dennis Turgeon

Is that a slice and dice reference 🤣

legobil

Come for the chill vibe, stay for some Clairevoyance.

legobil

I Clairely do.

ValdVin

Your nym made me get a translation. I'd upvote you for the nym alone.

Clifton Royston

Yes, Emmett and Marten have met, shortly before this trip. Marten is Sam's step-brother, so once he was properly introduced to Emmett as their best friend's brother, they started teaching Marten the Canadian Way.

SheepFace2000

She's not amazing she just knows how literally everyone in Martens social circle started interacting with him :P

Noelle Brockhoff

Everyone needs a personal Moray in their life. I understand that isn’t a current reality for many people, but I have to believe a random collection of strangers waving pompoms with a megaphone will suffice until it is, and I’m happy to be a part of the faceless cheer squad.

Todd Ellner

Moray will become her Big Slime Sister

innpchan

Now I want to watch how she sits in a chair.

innpchan

Just like Doctor Moon...

innpchan

It's his mutant power.

innpchan

Flangirls have milkier skin.

Amanda L

she can be both!

Donna Flint

I wanna see more of Liz's sweatshirt!

Rebecca D

Amanda L - Agreed!

Am Queue

People said a few comics ago that Claire had inherited mom powers. (not sure which, I've caught up on 2+ weeks of strips tonight.)