[ASOIAF SI] The Gilded Stag: A Ruthless Joffrey Uplift | Chapter 55: JOFFREY XV (Locked) (Patreon)
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The air within the royal bedchamber of Maegor’s Holdfast hung thick and stagnant, choked by the medicinal scents of vinegar, lavender water, and the pungent, earthy reek of crushed comfrey root.
Joffrey lay flat upon the heavy featherbed, staring up at the dark velvet canopy. His torso was encased tightly in a figure-eight linen wrap. The fractured right clavicle radiated a dull, throbbing heat, a constant reminder of the crushing impact he had suffered in the paddock. Deep hematomas mottled his ribs purple and black. The bruised bone ached fiercely, overshadowed entirely by a cold, piercing pressure behind his temples. A creeping tension twisted through his skull, demanding absolute stillness.
Cersei Lannister paced across the room. Her emerald silk gown rustled sharply against the floorboards. She had transformed the royal apartments into a fortress under siege. Lannister red cloaks stood outside the heavy oak doors. She had banished the castle servants, turned away the highborn petitioners, and forbidden the Hand of the King from entering the bedchamber.
"You think that stupid horse kicked through an oak crossbeam by chance?" Cersei hissed, her green eyes bright with feverish suspicion as she glared at the narrow sliver of sunlight piercing the timber shutters. "The wolves are pacing around, looking for an opening. They meant to see you trampled in the dirt before you could take the throne."
"The horse caught the scent of blood in the paddock, Mother," Joffrey rasped, his baritone dry and hoarse. "It panicked."
"You trust too easily," Cersei snapped, spinning to face the bed. "You crowned that Stark girl before the Realm. You handed our house's glory to a northern savage, and for what? The wolves still bare their teeth in the shadows."
Joffrey closed his eyes against the pulsing ache in his head. Arguing required breath he could ill afford to waste.
"The King sees none of it," Cersei continued, her voice dripping with bitter venom. She walked to the bedside, her jeweled fingers gripping the carved cedar post until her knuckles turned white. "Your father could not bear the sight of a sickroom. The moment the maester claimed the bone would set, he fled. He called for his squires, the master of hounds, and half the cellar's strongwine, and rode out to the river to cross into the Kingswood. Chasing a boar while you lie bleeding. He abandons his realm to play at hunting in the woods. We are surrounded by traitors, and your father hunts pigs."
The heavy oak doors creaked open on their iron hinges. A red cloak stepped inside, clearing the path for Qyburn.
The disgraced maester wore simple, unadorned grey robes. He carried a scarred leather satchel slung across his shoulder, moving with a quiet, unhurried ease. He bowed his silvered head respectfully to the Queen.
"Your Grace," Qyburn murmured. His voice possessed the gentle, reassuring cadence of a village healer. "I must inspect the Prince's bindings."
Cersei bristled, her chin rising. "The Grand Maester—"
"Is brewing a draft of willow bark in his chambers, Your Grace," Qyburn interrupted smoothly, holding his ground. "The Prince’s fever rises. The fractured bone requires quiet rest in total darkness to knit properly. Agitation inflames the humors. The Prince must rest."
Cersei looked at Qyburn, her lips pressed into a thin, bloodless line. She glanced down at Joffrey's pale, sweating face. The maternal terror warred openly with her wounded pride, but the authority of the healer held sway.
"Send for me the moment his fever breaks," she commanded. She swept from the bedchamber, crossing the corridor toward her own solar to hold court with her ladies-in-waiting. The red cloaks pulled the heavy doors shut.
Qyburn set his satchel upon a low cedar table. He withdrew a pair of iron shears alongside a small jar of pale green salve. Approaching the bed, he peeled back the stained linen wraps, carefully inspecting the swollen, mottled flesh above the collarbone. He dipped his fingers into the salve, working the cold ointment into the bruised skin with methodical, practiced motions.
"The swelling has partly healed, Your Grace," Qyburn said softly. "The bone seems to holds firm."
Joffrey closed his eyes against the pulsing ache behind his temples. "The fast cutters from the south. Did they arrive?"
"Before dawn, my Prince," Qyburn murmured, checking the pulse at Joffrey’s wrist. "Captain Silas and Lord Aurane Waters bring glad tidings. Following the destruction of the Basilisk corsair fleet at the Isle of Birds, the neighboring island princes signed exclusive protection and trade agreements with the Crown. They have guaranteed royal access to their processed goldenheart wood and pearl harvests in exchange for Westerosi steel and naval protection against slavers."
Qyburn laid a fresh strip of boiled linen across the joint. "Lord Waters fortified a rocky isle hugging the western edge of the Stepstones, securing the transit routes that utilize the hidden tides close to the Dorne coast. A permanent Crown supply and patrol station now anchors those rocks."
Qyburn paused, wrapping the linen tightly around Joffrey's back and over his chest. "Lord Waters also recruited several prominent Stepstones sell-sail captains. Under royal letters of marque, they raid strictly non-Westerosi shipping—targeting Essosi slavers and merchant cogs—while paying a tenth of their plunder in silver to the Crown. In exchange, they receive safe harbor, refitting yards, regular supplies, and the legal right to sell their plunder in King's Landing markets."
"Their families?"
"Settled in Crown-funded tenements near the River Gate," Qyburn said, tying off the bandage. "A velvet cage. Lord Waters holds their wives and children."
Joffrey rested his head back against the bolsters. His meta-knowledge had paid off. In the original timeline, Aurane Waters had betrayed his mother, stolen the newly built royal dromonds, and crowned himself the pirate 'Lord of the Waters' on the Stepstones. By giving Aurane a legal charter, a fleet, and an outlet for his ambition early on, Joffrey had weaponized a future traitor into a loyal asset for the Iron Throne.
"The cogs from the Summer Isles expedition also accompanied the cutters," Qyburn continued. "Their holds are bursting with crates of raw saffron, bushels of uncut pearls, and logs of dense goldenheart wood. The cargo was carted up the Street of Silver under heavy guard."
"The merchants?"
"The factors and guildmasters who initially took a 'wait and see' approach to the Royal Bank's paper are now frantically rushing," Qyburn said, drying his hands on a towel. "They are desperate to form the new “joint-stock companies” under the Crown's protection before they are left out of the trade boom."
Qyburn turned back to the bed, lowering his voice further. "The regional branches are open for business. White Harbor, Gulltown, and Lannisport. The great lords remain wary of your letters of credit, but the mercantile middle tier—coastal factors, wool merchants, and minor landed knights—are flooding the vaults. They deposit their heavy bullion, eager to secure royal debt as a hedge against exploitation by their local liege lords, knowing the Iron Throne will favor its creditors in legal disputes. The seigniorage fees are compounding rapidly. "
Joffrey let the information settle. The economic engine was firing flawlessly. The realm’s wealth was centralizing within his control.
"And the Hand?" Joffrey rasped, his voice catching as the pressure behind his eyes spiked again. "Does Lord Stark make inquiries still?"
"My shadows confirm that Jory Cassel and the northern guardsmen have ceased all inquiries into Jon Arryn's death and the black cells. Taking the blow in the paddock to save the Stark boy was a masterful stroke on your part. It dissolved Lord Eddard's suspicions entirely. He has dismissed the late Lord Baelish's smuggled letter as the venom of a dying thief. Lord Stark fully supports you, my Prince."
The pain in his shoulder sharpened to a blinding throb. The sensation in his skull felt like a cold needle driving into the base of his brain, accompanied by a rising fever that turned his skin clammy.
Joffrey realized he could not sleep or maintain his mental discipline under the assault.
"The pain clouds my mind," Joffrey gritted out, his fingers tightening on the wool coverlet. "I require the poppy."
Qyburn hesitated, stepping closer to the bedside. "A dose heavy enough to break the fever will induce a profound stupor, Your Grace. It brings dark, unquiet sleep. The mind wanders when the body is agitated."
"Do it," Joffrey commanded, his breathing ragged.
Qyburn obeyed. He withdrew a small crystal phial from his satchel, measuring the thick, milky fluid into a goblet of watered summerwine. He held the cup to Joffrey's lips.
Joffrey drained the bitter draught to the dregs. The cloying, sweet numbness swept through his veins, extinguishing the fire in his collarbone. His limbs grew heavy as lead, and his vision tunneled into nothingness.
The cloying, sweet numbness of the poppy swept through my veins, but it did not bring the velvet dark of a dreamless sleep. The stifling heat of King’s Landing, the sharp odors, and the very weight of the linen binding my collarbone— all of it faded, replaced by a sudden claustrophobia. I hung suspended in a lightless abyss, the air thick with the suffocating stench of wet loam, and rot.
Slowly, the darkness resolved into massive, pale roots that twisted and coiled through the gloom like the petrified ribs of dead leviathans. Sluggish, viscous black sap wept from the pale bark, smelling of iron and earth. A thousand faces were carved deep into the pale timber. Their sightless, weeping eyes burned with a dull, malevolent crimson glare in the dark.
At the center of this subterranean tangle sat a throne of fused bone and pale wood.
The figure bound within the roots was a gaunt, skeletal ruin. Pale, worm-like roots wove through his thighs and up into his chest. His skin held the pallor of boiled milk. A birthmark crawled across his throat and up his cheek, colored like dried blood. A single red eye fixed upon me, burning with cosmic, unyielding intensity.
Upon the pale wood above his shoulder perched a massive northern raven. Its plumage shone with an oily, blue-black iridescence. It was the same bird that had watched me from the oak gallow-beam in the tourney paddock.
The voice did not enter my ears. It grated directly against the inside of my skull, a sound akin to shifting bedrock.
I have watched the golden stag since his first breath in the royal nursery.
The red eye did not blink. The mental pressure was immense, a physical weight pushing into my mind. The ancient greenseer was looking through the meat and bone, seeing the metaphysical architecture of my soul.
You wear his flesh. You breathe with his lungs. But the shadow behind your eyes is a stranger.
The roots around me seemed to constrict, pulling my awareness inward. The greenseer forced a psychic autopsy upon me. Deep within the cavern of my own mind, I saw the spiritual scar tissue. Bloodraven showed me the original soul of the Baratheon infant—a faint, fragile, smothered ember that had been entirely consumed and amalgamated by the massive, alien consciousness I had brought with me into the crib. I had worn the prince's flesh like a stolen coat, digesting the original resident in the dark.
What manner of parasite are you? The voice scraped against my thoughts, laced with a cold, terrifying confusion. Are you a remnant of the black oily stones in the deep green hell of Sothoryos? A lingering curse from the ash of the Valyrian Freehold? Or some nameless, eldritch horror cast out from the cosmic void?
I anchored my mind against the crushing psychic pressure. I forced my breathing to steady in the dreamscape. I held dominion over the Royal Bank, the expanding fleets, and the disciplined ranks of the Gold Cloaks. I had brought the proudest lords in the Seven Kingdoms to heel with parchment and iron. I refused to cower before a rotting corpse in a cave.
"I am the King to come," I answered, projecting my own will into the dark. "I am the architect who will save this realm from the coming darkness while you rot."
The red eye narrowed. The raven shrieked, a deafening sound that vibrated through the pale roots.
You broke the loom.
The mental voice carried a wave of cosmic, ancient fury. The greenseer showed me the fractured timeline, forcing the image of the Winterfell courtyard into my mind.
The wolf pup was meant to fall.
I saw Bran Stark climbing the First Keep. I saw the stone give way. Bloodraven’s furious will battered against my mind, revealing the horrific necessity of the design. Bran’s spine had to shatter in the dirt. The boy’s mortal flesh had to be broken, his earthly, knightly ambitions utterly destroyed, so that the shell of his body could crack open. Only a broken vessel could receive the third eye and awaken to become the next anchor for the weirwood network.
By diving into the ditch to save him from the runaway horse, by putting a wooden waster in his hand and binding him to chivalric duty and a squire's pride, I had jammed an wedge into the machinery of succession.
"Your design is a failure," I countered fiercely, holding my ego intact against the psychic assault. "If your survival requires the crippling of ten-year-old boys and the orchestration of generational slaughter, your magic is pathetic. I do not need your visions. The Crown is building a fleet on the Blackwater. We are mapping the dragonglass veins beneath Dragonstone. The Royal Bank fills the winter granaries with Essosi wheat. When the dead march, we will not wait for prophecies; we will meet them with disciplined spear-lines, heavy iron, and fire."
The corpse laughed.
The sound echoed like cracking glaciers, shaking the pale roots and sending a deluge of blood-red leaves swirling violently through the abyss. The dreamscape fractured, the subterranean dark bleeding into a sky the color of fresh arterial blood.
You think you fight an army, the voice mocked, dripping with ancient pity. The Others are but a symptom.
The truth crashed into my mind with paralyzing, overwhelming force, stripping away my materialist hubris.
Magic is not a stagnant pool. It is a tide. Bloodraven forced the cosmic reality into my consciousness. I saw the celestial wanderer—the Red Comet—tearing through the void. For thousands of cycles since the dawn of Planetos, this tide has washed over the world. But this world is dying. With every passing cycle of the comet, the metaphysical foundations fracture further. The Long Night is not an invasion. The Others are an immune response of a decaying planet, a violent crystallization of chaos energy triggered to halt its own entropic collapse.
The vision shifted, plunging me into a primordial past.
You wonder why the gods of the First Men possess no names.
I saw an unwinnable, prehistoric war. The ancient greenseers and the Children of the Forest, realizing the cycles were tearing the world apart, gathered in the heart of a massive weirwood grove. To forge a psychic anchor capable of steering the dying planet through the magical instability, they performed an apocalyptic blood sacrifice.
Thousands of entities stepped into the roots. They permanently surrendered their consciousness. They erased their names, their memories, and their individual identities, pooling their auras to merge entirely into the weirwood network. They became the first Three-Eyed Raven—a collective hive-mind born of unimaginable sacrifice, carefully orchestrating tragedies and bloodlines for millennia just to keep the world from shattering under the weight of the comet's tide.
Every cycle grows more unstable, Bloodraven’s voice whispered, the sound now carrying a profound, terrible despair. The meticulous arrangements of bloodlines and broken children were the only crude anchors keeping the world from collapsing. Your clever schemes and wordly power are lines drawn in the sand before a tidal wave.
The crimson sky burned.
By severing the anchor in the most unstable cycle in the history of the world, you have doomed them all. You have left the realm completely blind to the true cosmic collapse.
The blue-black raven shrieked again. The pale roots lashed out like blind serpents, wrapping around my limbs and dragging me down into a choking, suffocating sea of black sap and rotting leaves.
I jolted upright in the featherbed. A ragged, tearing gasp tore from my throat.
Freezing sweat drenched my linen smock. The sudden, violent movement wrenched my cracked collarbone, sending a blinding, sickening spike of real, physical agony straight through my shoulder joint. My heart hammered like a trapped bird against my bruised ribs.
The bedchamber was quiet, illuminated only by the faint orange embers of the charcoal hearth.
I drew my good left hand up, wiping the cold moisture from my face. My fingers brushed against the wool coverlet over my chest. They snagged on a soft, alien texture. I lifted the object into the dim ember-light.
A single, glossy blue-black northern raven feather rested in my palm.
I stared at the feather in the dark. The mortal triumphs of my ledgers, shipyards, and hoarded gold suddenly felt incredibly thin, completely insignificant against the crushing weight of the dying cosmos. The ancient war had found me.
Fin
P.S.- A shorter chapter, but an important one to delve into the metaphysical reality of Planetos. the idea will be explored further in the chapters to come. Also sorry for the slight delay in posting.