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Patreon 03: Tried to Suck My Own Dick (Patreon)

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2019-10-25 07:12:43
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Content

The gang discuss Michael's first rebound sex, sad dating apps, and how Trevor got friend zoned. Also one of the best Secret Sock stories of all time. Like a Stephen King level story.

Comments

Curtis

Thank you, my fathers. This will get me through my Friday at work while I clean diarrhea off of toilets.

Timothy

I had this discussion earlier with a friend. If you willingly let a girl give you head, would you suck your own dick? Like you claim you got a good dick, but is it good enough that you’ll suck yourself off?

Anonymous

I have a question, I've sucked myself off before

Anonymous

Dawg i can not listen to this shit in the gym anymore i look like a fucking buffoon laughing out loud in the middle of shoulder press rn 😭😭

its_me_erica

Lmao I met my husband on OkCupid 😂😂😂😂

Anonymous

I met my girlfriend on tinder lol been together for over 2 years

Anonymous

Horse blinders for threesomes... 💀💀💀 This Patreon is worth every penny, omg 😂

Anonymous

Paul Rudd as the guy with semen on his shirt

Anonymous

Hey, please come to Memphis! Okay bye

Anonymous

Late to the party but lmao Coffee meets Bagels is definitely a college thing. That being said, been with my girl over 4 years who I met on there lol