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Patreon 03: Tried to Suck My Own Dick (Patreon)

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2019-10-25 17:28:00
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2026-06
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The gang discuss Michael's first rebound sex, sad dating apps, and how  Trevor got friend zoned. Also one of the best Secret Sock stories of all  time. Like a Stephen King level story. 

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Patreon 03: Tried to Suck My Own Dick

The gang discuss Michael's first rebound sex, sad dating apps, and how Trevor got friend zoned. Also one of the best Secret Sock stories of all time. Like a Stephen King level story.

Comments

Harpreet Chana

Theory: What if the friend that asked is potentially struggling with his sexual identity, and the girlfriend is just the buffer to see if the guy who was proposed with this situation would be down with the dude. (This may be a stretch, but if I was dating and my SO was like "yah babe let's fuck my best friend ... TOGETHER." Red freaking flags, homie). Something is off in this scenario. I thought ya'll would hit this, but dang. lol.

Nadia Archibald

You guys are hitting that divorced demographic now! 🏅 Started with the frat boys, now we here! 😎

Ryan Sydney

Random ass question, and I am sure the answer is obvious. But where the hell do I find this merch that I can get for 50% off?

Michael S.
>>28270385

Dang, It’s Dr. Harpreet, Philosophy Studies professor. Good call though! You are on to something.

Adam

That first secret sock is a banger

Hail yea

MIKE baby listen referring to the YouTube ep. 41 “manliest way to get your groceries ate” your favorite porn website is a play on “xxx” X X ~and~(N) X

Hail yea

Also, because you stole books you are gonna be blind in your next life 🥰✌🏽

Rich

that mid-story skittle grab tho

TOPG00SE

I had surgery on my right shoulder and for the whole month i couldnt use my right arm, started jerkin off lefty and GAATTT DAMMN it changed my life.

TOPG00SE

Whipping my ass was an issue though...

Blake hensley

The rule to threesomes with a homie is that you can’t look at each other but if it happens it’s mandatory to high five

Kate Keller

I met my fiancé on tinder!

John Martinez Jr

I met my wife on Plenty of Fish. Been together for almost a decade. Had the most dates off POF.