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Bonus #243 - Endless Shrimp (ft. Ray Kump) (Patreon)

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Tim sits down with Ray about overrated pancakes, the downfall of Chipotle, suing Disney, setting yourself on fire, Eagles scouts and quantum physics.

Comments

Mean Mike

Order has been restored Kump Kump

Shauna

Thanks Tim, love you

David

Fanatic. Just got done listening to some Fleetwood Mac, now this

BrooklynBorn

Tim and Ray. My lesbian Aunt and gay Uncle!

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

Please 🙏 bring back My Ben Avery...even if it's just as a "guest"!!!

Pookey611

“I thought the shrimp was Nless” - my friend Nick Mullen

Normbugerking

Tim slowly realizing he's half as funny without Ben or Ray.

oliver

WELCOME WELCOME PIGS INHALE THE SLOP

Joseph Dupnik

I feel like this will be a legendary one

Sam

The Great Ray Kump

Ani

Downloaded the main ep & listened while hiking Waihe’e in the mist & then pouring rain, giggling most of the way. That’s life in the big city.

#1Fan

Tim with Ray is why I 💰. Hope all the Ray haters go lose some weight and live a happy life.

Ben Seales

Nice docket. Time for a kump ep on YouTube… 🙏🐣

Perry Webb

I like skrimp better

Jacob Decker

“sourdough pancakes” I’m glad our $5 is going to a good cause

Koko97

God I love Ray

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

Please make the next episode a video!! You haven't given us one since January!!!

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

Lately it seems as if Tim saves his best for YouTube! I enjoy his videos more!

BrooklynBorn

They should of shot that guy for waving his “fire”arms around.

Justinian

4chan knows the truth about Red Lobster its almost entirely from the blacks swarming the all you can shrimp deal (often not tipping or dine and dashing) causing millions in losses for the company. Combined this demographic pressure with libtard corporate leadership that fired anyone that refused to do anything about the problems cause by swarms of blacks abusing the system and now you have a company nearing bankruptcy.

C

... And the shapes of skulls>.< omfg hahaha

Dino Fonz

Nothing makes me happier than when I see Tim has the almighty Ray Kump by his side for this weeks episode. I always listen to these 2-3x over the first month they drop.

Jeff

The fact that Ray claims to have seen The Lion King once yet somehow knows of this obscure character named Babu that….from my quick research….wasnt in any of the movies and only appeared in a couple Lion King kids books, is deeply concerning.

Mark Hudak

I think Kump was looking for Abu from Aladdin. Love these pigs.

Positivity

Thank you for this. Ray is the best.

Michael

Kump 2028

Damien

Nothing is better in life than Tim doing rays voice

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!
>>135771403

What makes you so sure it's a "he?" What if it's non-binary? What if it identifies as a woman or a degenerate, fake business loser like you????

Roland

Love Ray and Tim episodes.

Ryan Blood

“The Jersey Mikes of Mexican food”

Hello world

I love that Ray is an Eagle Scout

Mil

I ran to this before the main pod

Financial Foundation

Hey what's up Ray your favorite Cia agents. Guys join the kump patron and help me convince Ray to buy a gun from me. I've been trying for like a year no lie

Jeff

The best way I can think of to describe how Ray sounds is “bologna accent”

Lynda

No one with remaining taste buds would eat chipotle

Lynda

You have to take the kids there - it’s baking hot and a lot of walking .

Fried Ravioli

Kump is a necessity. who else can sit on the other side of your see saw?

Hayden Pizzolato

My wife worked at Disney for a year as Cinderella. Their have to start as goofy. Here’s how it goes. They have to try out in a major city to get it. Most characters are in the college program as she was. She made minimum wage and had to live in a 2 bed room dorm with 6 people. Terrible experience but she’s a freak so she loved it

Ryan Kuskey

No matter how big Tim gets, he still brings on the best guest… Raymond “boy scout” Kump.

Baddogmama

Have they both forgotten the classic “Starfish Killer” episode?!

L

If you lived in lower Manhattan 2o01, its not funny

Patrick Fidler

Anyone gonna let us know when to resub to Rothschild? I’m not paying that fat pig an extra $15 for any month that content isn’t posted

Steven G

The burning 🔥 man that was str8 mk ultra and of course hes from florida smh 🤦. Another bad name for florida. Texas florida and california is where all the weird folks come from

Steven G
>>135791980

Burning man is from St Augustine florida. I feel like they just activate these people he had that ant depressant add look

Steven G
>>135791840

Is it worth it? Tims free show is better than pay wall one Devan Costa is killing it, not fond of lemon party but devans show has all the hidden gems 💎 of youtube

Patrick Fidler
>>135791840

Ehh. Can be. It’s just more content. But he posts em like 3-4 months in total, so it’s like 3 more hours. But the fat pig inspired me to work for a non-profit after college (Lockheed Martin) so $15 for 3 hours is a fair enough trade in my book.

Nick Mann

Schrodinger is so well known that even my phone predicts his name, ignorant pig!

Bailie Lowe

I always get so excited when I see ft. Ray Kump!!! Also he’d be a great camp councillor!

Queefs galore

Love the weight watchers podcast

Nick Mann

There's an unpublicised depression, Timmy, only the rich are buying performance tickets

Ether

Babu Bhatt is from Seinfeld Ray… Abu is the capuchin from Aladdin

Queefs galore

If I light myself on fire I would fill my shirt and pants pockets full of popcorn seeds

Simon L

Ray Kump is a national treasure

Castlebar

Cool Aunts, top notch story telling

Shawn

More Ray & Tim Episodes 🔥🤣

Carson Hall

I see ray kump in the title and I listen, simple as that

🚬

He says a few times about putting stuff “on the video,” and he seems to think that we’re seeing what he’s seeing. Are there videos of these bonus episodes somewhere?

Suhaib Ahmed

You should have joe list on to talk about chipotle😂

MrsAvery

Baboo hahahahha

Jazz Kumpet

time for some Kump fried rice

Nick Palance Show

Guest request: Professor Galloway. He’s got a book to promote that jives with boomers/doomsday.

Uncle Polko

If they don't post a photo of the Gerald defibo award plaque it was 100% a fraud.

Shergo Rango

Raymond Kump is the illegitimate love child of Dom Deluise and Rosie O'Donnell

Nathan Pitek

One of these days I’ll suck Ray Kumps toes. Not for sexual gratification but for the nutritional value

Hannah

When you go to heaven it's just Tim and Ray inviting you to join them at a table of endless shrimp.

Bobby

Would you guys just date already

Casey

I really appreciate Tim’s role in that Matilda film where he eats all the cake …

Alex Gullen

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment, let’s be real. These two could lie their fat asses off for an hour and we’d all still be here.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Some might say Raymond is a young prince, that he has the IQ of an average ClA agent. Some might say he cooks canine better than the average New China restaurant. Some say Raymond is the next P Diddy. Nathan below says Raymond has toes he would suck for hours at a time for nutritional value. It has been said he is the most capable Babu of our lives. Personally, I say none of those. I say he's Tim's favorite guest to riff with. Yes or yes?

Mike Sweeney

I always love that Ray can be a genius and an absolute retard while formulating the same sentence.

Mary

The way Tim talks to ray like he is his disappointed mother 😂

Bocelli's Ghost

Kump can't help it, he's built like a ham

Dino Fonz
>>135773608

Based on the uselessness and desperation I sense here, I’ll reserve myself in eviscerating your worthless, peasant life. We wish you well.

Jay

Kump 2024

Ben

I almost crashed my car from laughing around 43:30 LMAOOOOOOO

Mark Ludwig

Where the fuck is Guinea Pig KUMP?????

Yes_Yes!

Feed me more kump

Ian Doro

Turn the God damn volume up especially on clips

Donovan Collinsworth

Daddy Dillion I'll be there with a nice poor man's engagement ring and a a stuffy when you swing through Nashville. I live around an hour and a half away but it'll be worth it to hear you angrily rant for an hour on stage with a tomato red face. Can't wait!

Elliott Levitt
>>135844707

Second this comment. I’d say equalize the volume level of clips with studio. Also funny episode and complaining is my favorite pastime

SALVATORE M. LIBRIZZI

please for the love of god shoot a skit with ray as a scoutmaster dropping truth bombs on the children.

LEEK

Damn all y’all niggas talk about is food. Jesus Christ get back to the conspiracies

Jack Jenkins

What 3 people in here are listening to Rays podcasts?

Alex

How much is the immolation tier?

Mike1518

Are any of these video? Or all just audio I’ve never been on Patreon before lol

Sweaty Skinfolds

Tim Please come to Eureka or Cal Poly Humboldt!!!

Devon Woodrup

Kump just sounds so fucking fat, like he's eating a mouthfull of taffy and skittles 90% of the time. He has his moments but GODDAMN, this is not easy on the ears.

Kyle Lloyd

Ray is great! Lucy is a parasite that sucks the humor out of the "Kump" podcast. Let's stop doing that?

Scrubs954

This is what the show is all about: brunch critique interspersed with self immolation and genocide

Jake

Endless kump. We want Ray on every bonus please. Thanks boss.

LI LOUD

This should just be Tim and Ray rate restaurants

Kilolson

Some foods, no matter how much I eat, I will never feel full. Shrimp are one of those. Endless shrimp was a terrible idea. There will never be enough shrimp to make someone feel full.

MoDollars

"I'm Ray! I WANT TO PLAY BABU, listen to me!"

Bill O'Brien

Rarely does Ray make me laugh… the “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES” comment during the CNN footage did make me laugh. Thanks, Ray. I hope you get to live another day. This time…

Jas Gen

Bring back Kump all the time. Love Tim's impersonation of Ray.

Drunk N. Monk

Tim pretending to mispronounce chipotle to chew up time is worse than being in an elevator full of Indian ppl

You

So excited about Tim being on Sam’s Wide World on YouTube

Drunk N. Monk
>>135868701

You’re an incoherent moron misusing the daily vocab words u learned getting ur associates degree

Drunk N. Monk
>>135853281

The only reason they haven’t is it’s difficult to get rays entire mass in the shot without renting a boom lift or a special Red Bull helicopter

M C

Ray still talking about that god damn starfish

Garrett Holmes
>>135868701

They literally covered all those topics on this episode. You’re a sad little man who wants to take it out in other people because it makes you feel better. We wish you well

Matthew soto

Dumbass Ray is thinking about Abu from Aladdin hahahaha

#1Fan

Tim mentioned he’s dropping three Rothschilds episodes soon— did those drop yet?

Alex Rouch

I find this difficult to workout to

Vandy-B

Ray mumbling about starfish and Schrödinger’s cat had me tearing my hair out

Ron
>>135929303

That’s because you hate how a beastly intellectual such as Ray is so well versed and much classier than you

Ron

The patreon needs to be revitalized with a Tim Dillon is going to hell reboot. Bring Ray back on permanently for the patreon eps so they can start diving into the shit Tim became afraid to talk about when he thought he was going to sneak into the Hollywood elite. We know that ship has sailed Tim and the island closed down already anyways

Jacob Decker

“Definitely worth $20” this guy would haggle $0.25

Clinton Body Count
>>135861824

That’s his charm. When these two are together it’s fun to think about probably over 700 lbs between the two of them.

Clinton Body Count
>>135803088

So accurate. I had a cool aunt and she literally drank herself to death at 56. Handles of popov under her bed but she bought me a Dreamcast.

insidejoke
>>135929303

He’s a fair minded poet and we’re blessed to be able to listen to him

Sweaty Skinfolds
>>135860393

I think they would love him up here. On one hand there is the wokeness shit especially in Arcata but there are also a lot of real and honest people here too that work with our hands and enjoy life.

Drunk N. Monk
>>135868701

ur both cucks& thanks Garrett, you’re not annoying or closeted or a disgusting unintelligent unfunny forgettable disappointment to friends family& casual ppl on the web&, im actually a big strong man thank u.

Jeff Hess

My grandparents go to Disney by themselves every. single. year. I’m too afraid to ask what they are getting out of these trips

Tom Truglio

THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAAININNNNNN!!!

bobbyg84

The Schrödinger’s cat/nonbinary man or woman reference by the Gerald J Defebo leadership award winner was top notch

Handsome twink

All of the Boy Scout information checks out.

Uncle Polko
>>135807309

The patreon is audi only style episodes in the format of a love letter to Bob Grant style long form rant/stream of consciousness broadcasting. Enjoy the slop. It's well worth it from time to time.

Andrew Rapier

Who the fuck eats 40 shrimp - these fat cows

Michael Benczkowski

You eat too much, you get the Chinese disease: Draggin Ass

Michael villarreal

Endless pasta at Olive garden is the best . I’m a fat fuck it’s the best .

Justin Palumbo

I was fully on board re:Chipotle until Kump dumped on Jersey Mike’s. That place is second to none.

Ike Duffy

If you don’t come to Nashville I will light myself on fire at your house

mark kuchonowski

do episodes play like half way through perfectly fine but then just cut out for anyone else? i havent been able to listen to the end half of the last 2 sodes

Cole Frawley

Tim harassing Ray about his couch choices or boy scout awards is top tier comedy

E-Money

Tim Dillon “I have a family, it's Joe Rogan and Candace Owens..."

Tj Turner

Wait.... Sue or bomb Disney world?....pretty sure your for bombing Disney world...

marceline

Ray impressions in 2024? Nature is healing

Tyler
>>135988684

It's happened to me. Blame the Indian coders at patreon.

Nikki Kaur

Tim is the cool aunt

Koberhagen

Tim not being able to properly pronounce chipotle is the most boomer thing ever!

Garrett Holmes

I will kill myself at my place of work in the next hour if you do not drop the new episode.

MJ Robi

"Do you believe in Miracles!" "Down goes Fraiser!" 😆

TJD4pres24

I will burn myself in front of those desert lesbians home if the pig doesn’t deliver. You are my doordasher in this darkness. Feed me king pig.

Joshua

Yall watching a video and we can’t see, come on Tim give us video

patreon isascam

Tim, whats your favorite Joe Rogan joke? I like the one where he yells really loud

Garrett Holmes

Someone send me $15 on cash app so I can upgrade to the Rothschild’s and jerk off to ray $gholmes03

Anji

I’m bored

William Alton

The roast of the dude setting himself on fire was epic. “Could of just had a podcast”

William Alton

Scouts are awesome minus all the alleged molestation

Mike. S

What’s the video they watched? The guy eating red lobster

Emilia Tessaro

Can Ray please sing Celine Dions “It’s all coming back to me now” with seriousness🕯️🙏 His Elton John was good

You’re a pile of sticks .

Damn YouTube really won’t let you type anything about shooting baby’s in the face . 😝 Seems a little strange since death to America is still up.

Marshall Ames Richards

Does this bloated fuck make like half a mil/month on these patreon episodes? God damn it Tim! We need our fucking slop. Your screaming rants are the only thing that quiets the demons in my head!

Jakob Scott

I look forward to your conversations no matter the guest or solo every week, more than any other podcast. I only have Patreon to listen to your evaluations. You are a master comedian, my favorite to listen to right now and you have been 🙏🏼🤘🏼

ZekeKnives

Ray Kump episodes are the best episodes. Two genuine friends 😆💜

Dylan Vineyard
>>136449396

He’s just not funny to me and yes his voice doesn’t help lol this ep he was actually alright with the whole award thing Tim making fun of him

Jake
>>136449396

With you homie. Most unpopular but correct opinion in all his comment sections. He gets annoying fast

Jake
>>136449396

As funny as TD? 💀 Grow up. You don't even believe that as you type it 🤡

Dylan Vineyard
>>136449396

I’m saying dude. No where near Tim’s level. I only listen to these episodes cause Tim is THAT funny

Queefs galore

Where’s the slop, Timberly????

Mean Mike

Late again tubby

Collin Hecker

Petition for you and Ray to finally podcast live from the Marriott breakfast buffet

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
>>135931588

Agree 100%, been too long since Nick Bryant and Whitney Webb have been on. MSSP and Warmode still have them on, so it's not a career killer. But c'mon, you really think they only had one pedo island?

Rich Golden

I bet Raymond is a child of abuse.

You’re a pile of sticks .
>>136470791

Certainly could be good . But idk if you watched that episode, that was peak happiness for Timothy. That being said your user name is different. Are you saying you’re an expensive fake , or fake and expensive?

Elizabeth Diomin

I think Ray was thinking of Abu from Aladdin! Also a monkey

Dr. Raymond Kump

Ray, with truly the most hilariously haunting version of a Lion King song.

Christian Glen

Tim: "You cant be Racist against Chinese people in New York" Black Guys: "Challenge Accepted"

Ron
>>135931588

I’d imagine Epstein island getting shut down is similar to Hometown Buffet. Yeah there’s other buffets still, but they’re no hometown.

Nancy. Queef.

The Disney freaks were screaming at their phones

Nancy. Queef.

I lost it at the evangelical preacher shouting at the man on fire.

jana

Love u with Ray, best patreons.

jana

The Gerald J. DeFibo Awards featuring Michael Lohan 🏅

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This was an acceptable level of Raymond impersonations, thank you. But for Christ's sake, emoliate? Even Raymond can pronounce immolate, you uncultured swine!

Joel Gomez

Gerald DeFibo is rolling in his grave

Mike Hunt

Ray is an undercover Disney adult Scuttle is from little mermaid I see you kump. You asexual freak

Steven Cooper

Can you please just have Kump on every Patreon episode

The German

If goofy goofs in my mouth, magic kingdom is mine

Kippy Epstein.

I personally fucked up endless shrimp. Linguini to go please.

HummerEV96

People keep getting sick at the chipotle in my town.

John

Ray there's no ~ over the N in Rellenos you fuckin dunce