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Bonus #244 - California Ghost Cities (Patreon)

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2024-04-29 19:34:06
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Tim talks about crooning before comedy, everyone being a company man, spending to impress , realtors becoming the new stars, Real Housewives of Orange County and the further consolidation of wealth.

Comments

Shauna

My favorite ❤️

Jax

Slop

Oscar Delgado

Showing appreciation for his fans

Oscar Delgado

He’s been a little meaner than usual lately. I wonder what’s been bothering him

Cody Miller

He needs to make sorry we are late a fucking t shirt

Hayley F

I’m a Rothschild member in SF and your podcast get me through many of days! Thank you❤️

Alan C

Fabulous surprise, I was about to complain about my 5 bucks going to waste instead of a nice taco bell supreme with double cheese. Now I got both!

Frankie Bruno

This episode is relative as fuck! Customer service in America is trash. Corporations and small businesses trying to be corporate are training employees to be corporate slaves. Gave a tip to an employee at Sonic the other day and she looked at me and snickered…followed by no thank you. I’m sure Tim along with other followers who feel the same want to smash theses peoples heads into the counter top 😂

Todd Cox
>>136565363

I don’t buy merch stuff from people. But shit I’d buy one of those.

Kyle Whalen

I’m not a company man. Someone walked by me with a grocery cart full of stolen meat and I said have a nice day. I couldn’t care less

Christian Esser

This is true growth for the pig. 10 min of explaining the perspective of terrified customer service employees

Mean Mike

Only 20 mins in, this is vintage Tim

Holden Middick

Nice clips Tim. Unfortunately this is an audio podcast and not a video.

Lucas

Best main ep and Patreon ep in a long time

Andre Baker

I’m still flying through the archives. Going to hell!

El Barto

If you gave me a button that when pressed would kill every man, woman, and child on this planet I would push it without blinking an eye.

Denton Visual

Late slop is better than no slop piggies. 🤷‍♂️

Ani

Finally! I was beginning to worry that Papa Pig forgot about us 😢

Ravi

LMAO Tim literally never has identification on him

Tyler

Timmy boy, keep this energy. Honestly, start drinking again too please.

Donny Drewski

Tim will be assassinated within 9 years

Hannah

I think Tim might be a spy. He knows too much.

Matthew soto

First of all, where the hell is Ray Kump?

Matthew soto

Second of all, you still better throw another episode out this week

Lukas Schmidt

The pig is late again. But we still love him !

Daivon

Lmao I work in hospitality and there is no reason to photo copy someone’s an I.D. It’s damn there illegal

ZombieRapture

ep so good you might have to release it as a youtube bonus

BrooklynBorn

People of Patreon. Tim Dillon has $4,000,000 houses in the Hamptons and L.A. Be entertained by him, but never believe him.

Liz

Another great episode! I was in Europe for a week and can't tell you how nice everything is there. I am back in NYC and dreading it. The city is pretty much an expensive shit hole at this point. I am done and leaving within a year. It's not worth it anymore. Don't come here!

Sandlapper

The country has gone to shit. No one cares about any type of good service anymore

J
>>136569429

Timmy is back in a big way. Been lighting it up for the past two months. We finally got another eternal meme - The Cool Aunt.

Joe Boiko

one of tims best!!

LbV

You’re the best!!

Osama Bin Latinx

Nothing brings out the social revolutionary in Tim like some very small inconvenience.

Alex

I've been critical of some of the episodes of late, but this one is genuinely great. TY pig

Paul Bruno

Tim was assassinated 6-months ago. This is AI. If you listen one click above mute you can barely hear the retard laughing who sounds gottlieb got a hold of him. One love ass breaths.

John W

Classic rant

A. Toad (Bawk)

Late? Yes, but this was actually perfect timing. I really needed this today-thanks Tim!❤

Tony McCreary

How any of you bozos prefer an episode with Ray is unreal

Lydon Manning

He’s been in a groove lately. The blonde hair has been good to us

Jim

The beginning and the end were excellent!!!

matt the lawyer

4 seasons Westlake village exists for the spa only

Farley Craig

Knew it'd be late when Tim was reminded that he owes 5 "Roth child" episodes

Ripdroson Sancho

Just here for the weekly slop special. #Spork

Chulupa Batman Jr

Hey fat tits. It's okay you are late but this doesn't mean you can release one next week. Nope. This episode is for last week, that means you got to get your Twinkie ass in gear and release another by the end of the week.

Mikeguyver

Does Rothschild level include video or still just audio?

petar

Well done Timothy! You are of the road. A good night sleep, a decent meal, and most of all - 2 hours alone, to think what to say on the pod, do wonders for you. All of the episodes made during your road trip were total shit. Bantering with half withs without structure... Boring shit. This one however, is a classic. The stand up business is scrambling your head. It would've been awesome if you would write more, and travel less. Stand up is oversaturated and not so funny anyways. Welcome back! ;-)

T
>>136618297

It’s been video for as long as I can remember which is years

Mary

Lol tim explaining how he’s a reasonable overweight person 😂

S Padival

In Australia, we have anti money laundering reporting requirement for every transaction above a certain threshold, except for real estate transactions!

Emm

Wow one of the best episodes lately

Christian Miller

Good shit, Tim. I like to think he did this because he saw my hate comment on YouTube

Luke Pond

Nothing beats the hot dog scene in Nothing but Trouble

Shergo Rango

I demand a return to racist rants about Italian-American's using menu items from Olive Garden!

Cole Phillips

“They make things up.” Was said like a scorned elf

Sybilfat

This is the Tim I love

Leep_Actual

I love these rant episodes so much

SVB

"They will not lower the price... because if they do, we find out it's all fake and they did 9/11" is the best NYC real estate explanation of all time.

Tomas Bergan

Absolutely brilliant.. among Tim’s best episodes.

GLMT

This was a top 5 episode, so good

J

This is the Tim we all know and love

Landry Mackie

We need to put Tim’s consciousness inside of a computer so I can listen to him rant forever

You’re a pile of sticks .
>>136627633

Brother if that’s what you gotta tell yourself to get out of bed , you best believe he saw your comment, and took a screen shot so that he will never forget it.

Barry-O

Oink oink fuck wadz!!! Sheza banger ❤️❤️❤️

Tanner

THEYRE LYINGGGGG 😭😭😭

Sarah VH

Most of downtown San Diego high rises are owned by middle eastern foreigners.

Steve M

Hey Tim, is your book actually coming to my house today or do I have to sue you?

Drunk N. Monk

“Blues walk” - shoutout to the mulldog

Chulupa Batman Jr
>>136612744

Yea. The Pig wasting time scrubbing his yeast infected jelly rolls while eating at Wendy's with Ray instead of serving us our god damn fuckin slop. Yes or yes? Throw the pig in the ditch!

Psycle Radio

classic ep. the only way to rise up is start becoming alcoholics again and drinking in the bars

AJ

Tim is at his best when he’s pissed off and ranting about customer service associates

Christian Glen

This is Porch Era Tim back to remind us why we all fell in love with this fat faggot in the first place.

AJRGator

Trump Hotels don’t have blue haired , face tatted dirtbags - all nice and welcoming ….and many hot Latinas at Doral - been many times

Jackson Strube

Is there a video version of these episodes?

Michael

Fucking hell this is as good as bomb Disney world era On the Porch Tim, gonna have to listen again. 3 mins in I knew it was gonna be greatness, he just had that tone!

Christian Glen

Channel this energy into a second bud light add please

ironman
>>136696640

Yes until they all eventually go bankrupt, they tend to stay away from the blue haired types.

Aidan Kamowski

The part about customer service people not accommodating ANY changes spoke to me deeply. My family acts the same way, dinner reservations are at 5pm? If we show up at 4:50 they will refuse to speak to the host until EXACTLY 5pm.

Ronin

Best episode in months lmfaoooo

Tommy

Great episode

Brendan Taylor

Tim, why has that little Twerp from Diary of a CEO chosen such unflattering photos of you for the YT video thumbnails?

Steven Tedaldi

Tim Dillon is a great American Hero and will be taught to kids in Boces for years to come.

Mattyshay

Best episode to date.

Sybilfat
>>136726342

It had everything. Feuds with hotel staff, bashing real estate agents, mention of 9/11 lol

Judy Tincher

I work in hotels and I want to thank you for what you said tonight Tim. It’s been a damn freak show at the front desk lately in most hotels

Brian L

This should be on youtube

Hannah

Sometimes, in life, you've gotta chop the banana.

Christian Glen

A second Boeing whistleblower has died. Time for the Pig to give these demons the Gilbert-Goons treatment.

Love Jokes

Where is my book you fat cunt?

Yimmy Yames

I don’t think I’d ever say this but I think I miss Ray

Jackson Boyle
>>136893130

He’s mentioned a few times that it’s been indefinitely on hold due to “publishing issues” my question was why go through a publisher lmao just self publish you’re a millionaire

Sean Blankenship

everything you bitch about are things that only happen in big liberal hellholes, but you continue to spend all your time in them. dumb ass

Nels

I was thinking about ending my Patreon here, since it seems like Tim has been saving the funny for main one - but this episode was redeeming.

Tyler
>>136886798

He won't do that, something would go wrong with at least one of his two seats next time he gets on a plane

Clinton Body Count
>>136962388

Because even with all their problems they are better than fucking Iowa or whatever shithole. Hey it’s Friday night. Let’s grab a drink at Applebees and a late night snack at Waffle House. I’d rather walk over fentanyl addicts and human shit any day of the week because I am a coastal elite.

Clinton Body Count
>>136778808

Hey Jared I wipe my ass with $30 a month. We aren’t poors over in the Rothschilds tier. Just switch from bud light to Busch lite and you too could subscribe.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I think the corporate zombies have started to recognize the scent of fake business wafting from our favorite hog.

Zane Prescott

hope your big fat jewish pussy got slammed by ham, piggy. its about time the bacon eating anti-christ checked out the scenes on these college campus' grounds! setup an israelli uber scam on the protestors and let em work it out! defintely dont call all the protestors parents and say, "your son or daughter has been involved in a situation down here.... and we are gonna need a lot of money".... dont do that.... how will they afford college? how do palestinians without 2 nickels to rub together go to columbia? if they have college money.... couldnt they move their people somewhere nice?

Christian Glen

My retired teacher boomer mother was complaining about having to deal with the hassle of traveling on the 3 vacations she has planned this year. The Pig would have been so proud.

Emilia Tessaro

Tim is marching on campus wearing keffiyehs- only keffiyehs- tossing around vegan snacks. He just announced he’s Anne Frank and the tent he’ll be “hiding” in No more protests Tim! For real stop banging protesters and put out the slop

joer

The time delay has reached an intolerable level. I'm out for blood

Alex
>>136578783

you did it 🤝 he talked about it in the free ep. Good find

Thomas Leitke

American poetry almost died until that last minute monologue. It trudges on

Mathew Atkinson

Why can't that pig just carry a phucking wallet like everyone else in the world?? Guy hawked those phucking Ridge wallets for years.. he couldn't of grabbed one for himself? Ya Tim, you need ID to do shit.. wtf.

Dog With No Collar

Acting like they not accepting you without physical ID is literally the end of the world lol

Marshall Ames Richards

Once again the fat pig is too busy wallowing in his own shit to release the God damn episode on time.

Evan Kirchmer
>>137205464

“Judgement day will not come until a fish is sought for an invalid, and cannot be procured” -The Talmud

A cunha

Tim, the boomers are now pushing congress to cut future retirees (millennials) benefits so they can retire comfortable without contributing a cent more and have no cut to their retirement benefits. Isn’t that the last f*** you?

Google User

The unwashed masses demand slop, pig.

Farley Craig

Like to think that instead of doing his Patreon, King Clown is laying on his tiled bathroom floor sucking vanilla pudding out of Jello cups from holes cut in the bottom of the plastic cups.

Chulupa Batman Jr

Can someone do the math with how often the pig is late followed by how ultimately he's short changing us? Pig will always by a pig. He shilled sub prime and now he's shilling us with slop.

Mean Mike

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Patreon. We are sorry we are late”. Fag

Matt

Ain’t nothin like paying for your own disappointment

Kyle Webber

Do you like your episodes late? Yes or yes?

Marek JM

One of the best!

Yoel Rodriguez

As peace of trash myself, this feels so worth the $5

Joseph W

#restorebenavery

TX-11

An angry Pig is the best kind of Pig

Paulie's Walnut

Another ep that cuts off before the end. What's going on??

George

Love it when you dive deep into things

Cody Landefeld

This was a classic. It feels like old Tim like when Ben used to write for him.

Michael Costa

I work in internal audit. If a company has a procedure and they don’t follow it for any reason me and my boys come down there and we rip them a new asshole.

Kristian

Tim i hate fats in service jobs, when i worked in a lil hotel in my town the fat bitches always made customers so uncomfortable and were so weird. I try to be the beautiful standard for the gods like u

Alejandra Garcia

why does the white lady look like me in a wig 💀💀💀 THIS is why I paid $5 on patreon. I need to laugh and only Tim makes me LOL literally 😘

Sam Dimmock

“It’s policy” 🐽🐽🐽

HummerEV96

The elites want us to all be poor.

bc

my dad was a mid. class banker during the crash and this shit ruined us for a long while. I was in elementary then, yet this was the first coherent explanation of why everything was in ruins for everyone around back then lmao. I'm not even real.