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In this bonus episode Tim rants about his struggles of his recent acting project, the death of big crypto executives, the bitcoin convention in Miami, and Britney Griner's prisoner swap with an arms dealer from Russia. 


We will also be releasing a bonus Rothschild video episode every week.

Comments

Stan Ellis

Use farm equipment until you’re so deaf that you can’t tell a difference like a goddamn American

Stan Ellis

He was too busy putting the Avery in slavery to do his cushy job for far more money than his talents are worth

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

They've all gone soft, the kind of people that would work for an intelligence agency after all we currently know are at least half retarded. Even the Mossad lost a step after Epstein.

Harold Elmsley

What motherless fuck did the audio for this ep?!?

Socks_

Tim dillon

thegaypowerranger

In this episode I fuck you mother infront of you

Justinian

Bring on Richard Heart!

Craig Shrum

Is Rothschilds worth it?

____ ______

I needed this! Thanks Tim!

Pig 2 Electric Boogaloo

Tim is nothing but a set of cheeks to me. He is nothing more than an ass to be used and disposed of.

Carlos Perez

We need Casey Anthony on the pod

Fred L

Tim get SBF on the pod

Nala

You're an amazing entertainer, Dont down yourself, they are lucky to have you!!

BustCohle

God bless you Tim Dillon 🙏

Abdallah Hiffiz

You and Ben are such beautiful and sexual people. Please reunite for good of the broadcast.

Jeff Ward

Give me my pod 💉

Drew

A bonus Rothy every week? Shit I might have to upgrade

Sexy Toad

Loving the episode, but there is a big echo but it's okay I still suck cock

thetimdillonshow

We recorded this one in Tim's house due to special circumstances. We will be back in the studio for this weekends episode.

Clayton Christian

My notifications cut the description sentence off . I thought it was going to say "In this Bonus episode Tim rants about his struggles of his recent ... " "split with ben" . I should have known better, Pig, I should have known.

jeff woelbl

When is Kanye coming on the postcast! I need my fuckin fix!

Joseph

The guy who drowned sounds like he either had bipolar 1 or schizophrenia and his death reminds me of that one girl’s death at the Cecil Hotel. One of the other crypto billionaire deaths was a helicopter crash, so that doesn’t count as part of any conspiracy either. Another guy was set to go to rehab and had been spending $7m a month leading up to his death and was found dead in his hotel room — ostensibly from an overdose or suicide. Sounds like a series of coincidences.

Steve Phillips

I will say now that that shit show of guests are gone he's almost back

HN

It's here faggots, listen up

D A

Too much reverb

Levi

Get the fuck out of my dads house you antisem

Clayton Christian

I wonder if killing bitcoin billionaires isn't being done by other bitcoin billionaires. A lot of people keep their keys top secret. That means, in many cases people's bitcoin die along with them. Pumping the price of the remaining bitcoin. Kill a few dozen bitcoin billionaires and you might just change the game a little.

BrooklynBorn

Why is the Pig Supreme Leader making up complete bullshit? None of this is happening. He’s like Whitney Webb with more estrogen.

Richard Howenstein

I feel old as shit when I have to google stuff Tim talks about. I know zero about crypto or Andrew Tate or twitter personalities.

Austin Lolli

Haha, yes coincidences. Nice to see the CIA patreon accounts are in full force

essentialworker

ARE YOU IN A BOYS LOCKERROOM, DAMN THIS ECHO IS HOW YOUR BUTT MUST FEEL AFTER YOU GET PIPED

Joseph

It’s called critical thinking and doing basic research since the information on the deaths is a Google search away.

David

oink oink pig pig oink oink pig pig lemonparty suck my pig

Brendan

Have on nick Fuentes to talk about the jews

Isaiah

It’s worth it it’s also 20$ which is like 1 pack of cigs an a soda in New York.

Jake Webster

The echo is awful your a top earning patreon sort ur shit out

Emerson Powell

My favourite activity is sitting in my massage chair, listening to Tim Dillon in zero gravity. I too have some .5 Ethereum on a ledger as well as some NFT’s of a frog? I wouldn’t be surprised if I ended up on a beach either. Stay safe Tim and Hunter.

GLMT

Tim’s back !

Michael Fyfe

Great one Tim, thanks for the episode.

Silentk911.

Tim did you see that young chick drop dead of a heart attack in the middle of a gym in Venezuela

GLMT

Never let the pig down ! He will always give bacon

Pleasureman69000

The bitcoin in storage/ wallet will remain on the network permanently. But they will no longer be able to be sold or transferred to anyone else unless someone finds the private key. Btc cannot be destroyed after being mined.

You

woot

Ray Lai

Audio sucks ass wtf?! Is it really that hard?

oooPLAYER1ooo

Thanks pig ! I had a good chuckle at this on my drive home from work

Keto

Lotta reverb ninja no?

zac heise

This episode was recorded in bens empty service quarters in the house in Austin.

You

*this man refers to his anal cavity as “bens empty service quarters”

Lilith

Hurray, Tim is back on form! Welcome back! Hurrah!

Supreme Jew Overlord

Be a patron of the arts if even for a month you cheap fuck. You’re clearly not a in the coastal elite bracket worthy of mingling with rothschilds. As gucci mane would say GUWOP.

Bryan

Holy shit. Take .0000001% of your monthly fuckin Patreon earnings and BUY some decent audio equipment. This echo is fuckin horrible.

R

Wait till Tim finds out Al Pacino and Michael Madsen were presenters at The Video Game awards. How the mighty have fallen.

Jorge Espinha

Here’s an idea for the spy community. Leave messages in the comment boxes of podcasts aired 3 or 4 years ago. It’s like shouting in space. Be best.

loser forever

i thought the Top G was on the pod again after piggy said WAHter

Dick Olson III

Even though we hate BEN at least he knew sound🤣🤣

Chuck Warren

Fun fact: Tim was supposed to play Finn wolfhards part in stranger things, but he was dissatisfied with the craft services table and quit the show

Surabhi Anand

Are you recording in a toilet? Wtf is this horrible echo!

The Turkey

Tim dillon is kitten.

Dick Olson III

Just do it you Pig. You spend 20 bucks and not flinch. KING PIG needs another Bently.

Jason

Get it for a month (at the beginning of the month) when you have a lot of time to watch everything. If anything the Rothschild episodes are weaker than the regular ones.

B G

Damn bring back ben at least for the audio

Kippy Epstein.

Bitcoin was created by the Cia. Change my mind.

Peter Mountjoy

I’m at my wits end with what you’re doing..

Joseph

Think it through: the referenced 29 year old had well-documented mental health issues, to the point where his father, out of concern, left Florida to come live with him in PR. He had an arsenal of weapons, but shortly after posting that the CIA was simultaneously chasing him and blackmailing/framing him through his ex girlfriend, a spy (or so he said). Shortly after posting this — in fear for his life — he leaves his arsenal of weapons to go for a walk on the beach and ends up dead, and his family comes out and strongly asserts he was not murdered, saying he was “brilliant” but on the verge of “insanity”. It’s so funny that people can hear that, ignore all of the other details, and lock in on his statement that he was being chased by the CIA, the Mossad, AND the “pedophile elites”, who presumably teamed up to get him. News flash: the fact that MK Ultra and the Phoenix Program existed does not mean that they are actively taking billionaires out in PR in creative fashion, forcing the crash of a billionaire’s helicopter in Monaco, or causing a drug-addicted crypto man, who had been binging on drugs to the tune of $7m per month, to OD in his hotel shortly before he was scheduled to check into rehab. The sum of the parts are just as disconnected as the singular events are, clearly, and it’s more reasonable to assume it’s a coincidence, especially when the detail that only one of the three deaths mentioned happened in PR. The way the mysterious deaths were presented — which added to the mystery — was that they all occurred within a three week span... in Puerto Rico... which is factually inaccurate. The whole premise then rests on a paranoid schizophrenic or bipolar 1 patient sharing his paranoid delusions on social media at the height of his mania.

Mean Mike

Close your eyes and imagine Tim is on stage in an empty comedy club, with a pack of Marlboro Lights, ranting to 1 audience member (which is you) I like the aesthetics. Definitely jerk worthy

JB4700

Is this Bert’s movie that your in?

Edmond Nonie

Pretty soft takes ... especially on the prisoner swap. Only the crypto stuff was funny.

Jorge Espinha

Hey any comments from the anal crowd about the audio? About Ben not being here? FU, Be Best!

TWhite

No guests, no painfully forced rant on something he clearly doesn't care about... Strong episode. Candid and entertaining monologue on intriguing current events.

Pheyk Bizness

“I’m at my wits end with you “ should be a merch.

phosphate

Boring, soft, woke takes. Imagine thinking that was a fair trade.

Artie Andrade

Get Ben Armstrong!!! Bitboy Crypto will definitely do the show.

Jorge Espinha

You are insane. The audio is fine. It's the voices in your head, in your closet in your bed. Be Best

Jeremy Bown

Victor Bout is a dad. Whitney Webb’s publisher published a book called Shadow Masters by Daniel Estulin, explains his entire situation. I made a video 4 months ago explaining exactly how this trade would go down bc of that book.

ella mawer

I’m at my wits end with you

Rvelsh

Echo... Echo... Echo...

toadman

not feeling it anymore lately, gonna have to leave.

Axeking

Quite echoey new bruce

Steve

I'm about to go check out your video if I can find it on youtube

Mattyk

this show is still the best

Kyle Uber

Tim must have a lovely dining room with high ceilings, this things got natural reverb!

jonathon

love u tim but are you recording in an empty mausoleum?

Ryan Fahey

Recorded in a gas station bathroom

Danny Malbec

REVERB* has entered the chat

DW

Sound mixing sucks since Ben left. You gotta do better. Getting a producer who’s balls have dropped could be a good start.

aziv

Can we get this echo thing figured out already? Are we not in a studio these days? The pig hasn't lost his touch but I'm at my wits end with whoever is controlling the board...

aziv

Don't go on a walk on your own in Puerto Rico is all I'm saying man.

Shane

Hey Mr new producer figure it out!

Matt from Hidden Machine

The new producer is really lacking. We had Ari "Shafnir", the volume is never normalized to standard loudness levels, the ad reads on the YouTube feed always pop in all sloppy... the overall technical quality of the show and its presentation has noticeably dropped.

Grifterofease

They literally make plugins that will automatically mix/master entire orchestrations

ud

yeah and they are mostly dogshit, they still require somebody with a brain and a discerning taste to make it sound good. auto mastering programs still require the proper input, and even then still need fine tuning on the tail end.

McMuff

I’m at my wits end with this new producer

Grifterofease

Would be willing to bet the audio would be better than this. Nothing on Tim. Shit pay me $20 a month and Ill mix the episodes

DHexus23D

Alright fine!! Tims still got it.

Ben Kenobi

conspiracy time, Tim actually made the audio so bad to lure Ben into coming back

DHexus23D

Good episode content, but Wow the audio does sound fucked up though.

Niall Brady

Tim and Ben both once said that if either of them ever quit the show, they both would quit. They should’ve stayed true to that because Ben isn’t funny on his own and this show isn’t what it was without Ben.

J.Fine

That's what happens when you hire some random knucklehead from barstool sports to produce your content. He's probably recording it on his phone. Hundreds of hard working producers available in LA and this is who he goes with?

Niall Brady

Good question, I don’t know why I am anymore. Maybe it’s because I’m hoping for it to get better.

Ghislaine

What's with the reverb? Hey producer, maybe don't record in parking garage

Chuck Hirschbine

I nearly broke my neck on that convo redirect from Dead Bitcoin Billionaires back to not doing his scene right.

Love Jokes

He never lost it, and Ben's podcast is some of the lamest shit possible, so that's all our missing: some lame, untalented, unfunny dude who had been riding Tim's coat tails from the beginning.

fantanapanama Schack

I wish I had thought to make my name ghislaine on here, that's pretty good. Sounds like Tim is in a racquetball quart.

Emiliano Garcia

remember all those comments saying tim would become irrelevant and shit?

David

How many Rothschild episodes have come out in the past few months? I know he did the Casey Anthony one last week

Adam Goodman

Audio is garbage but THANK YOU for the slop! Taste much better than last weeks

Bryon L

I can still buy drugs with bitcoin so i don't think it will go away tbh

CactusJack

How much fucking reverb do you need? Are you podcasting at MSG?

CactusJack

It’s fucking garbage. I wish there was a way to shit on this to where the producer would actually read it

Clinton Body Count

The reverb isn’t that bad you pussies. You all need to develop an intravenous drug addiction and quit cold turkey like I did so you can stop being such pussies. Or catch a manslaughter charge and beat it. Whatever your cup of adversity tea is.

Clinton Body Count

Ben is too proud. I would’ve gladly been dehumanized for a quarter million a year. Which is what I assume he was getting. Maybe more? Model X car payment is almost 2k a month.

CactusJack

It’s def not the equipment, it’s the fucking loser producer who doesn’t know what he’s doing

Clinton Body Count

Bless you. That’s what the comment section from these middle America plebs has turned into. WAHHH BRING BACK BEN…WAHHH THE AUDIO SUCKS.

Clinton Body Count

I don’t think the CIA is as competent as they once were whether intentional or not…or is that what they want us to think 🤔

Drew from MD

All these funny hilarious moments in this episode are just missing that majestic piece of Ben laughing hysterically….sad

Christopher Sharpe

Instead of audio-only, could you provide a shadowed silhouette of yourself like they do in those murder mysteries?

Muhammad married a 6 year old

im not even american and i know that armsdealer is the dude that nick cage played in that movie, and he was selling weapons that would have killed american soldiers. but meh who gives a fuck about both of these clowns in the swap

toadman

no most plugins work super fuckin well even a monkey could use them

CactusJack

Right! Yeah I do it for bands all the time. It’s not rocket science to get something decent

Chuck

This show fucking sucks you fat fucking animal

Josh Bartlett

If Meghan markle isn't sucking Kanyes dick by the end of next year then I'll admit we are not living in a simulation. But if that's the case then strap in and strap on

Tyler

Oh no, not the American soldiers! Who else is going to fuck children in the middle east?

Muhammad married a 6 year old

I mean they could just keep on droning weddings aswell. My point is that the us government gave back a prisoner that was going get their own citizens killed while. Worst swap in history, unless usa government wants to kill their own, which would not shock me at all

Tyler

Oh, well yeah they 100% at least don't mind more dead americans. The military is basically a slaughter house only instead of pigs, it's lower middle class kids that wanted a Camero and a job at Walgreens later on

Jax

Great Ep

Candy Nix

Is the new studio in a stair hall?

Gromit ®

The pig is seemingly on the verge of a mental breakdown. I hope Charlotte builds a web that cheers up him and the whole town.🕷️🕸️🐷

M C

WTF was this shit recorded in a cave? Come on man make an effort!

Ponderer

Obviously the local population, they are already dominating that entire thing

Sean McCann

The Tim Dillon Show peak in 2020, Yes or Yes?

Dee

He is our Grand Boar. Fire the director.

ThexNeo

If you are going to fire Ben, who we all liked more then the current faggot you have producing the show, then atleast have your current faggot learn how to produce a podcast with not shit audio. Fucking stupid.

ThexNeo

This audio is awful. What the fuck are you talking about.

Jos

Dear producer im not angry with you but i am disappointed in you

Jeff Ward

Tim daddy wants your tushy on his face rn and he’s not asking

Brian

Your to hardcore for Sebastian homie

Doug Wood

One of the best. Great job son

DJNorCal

Wise words! Don’t talk to the Feds. 😂😂😂

Blender Bottle

In what movie are you playing a fat Irish cop?

chris marinock

I want a "I'm at my wits end with you" shirt!

Sean Sutton

Yo Tim if you’re gonna go for this shower style reverb on the vocal. I volunteer to fix your pod for free. Cant lose Ben and let the quality go to shit major distraction from the content.

Alex Gullen

Blood is in the water. Now is the time to liquidate all your assets and sink it into crypto. What can go wrong. There is literally no downside.

Koko97

Banger

JayRad

Timmy boy was hot hot hot in this one! Had to record it in a dark dimly lit cave to get the best out of him

britt savage

I'm at my wit's end but I still really enjoyed this episode.

David S

Why is audio not playing when IPhone locks ?

Christian Glen

Please remember to refer to the producer as NewBen

Todd

Sound quality has gone down since he who shall not be named left. Sounds like hes recording in a bathroom. The echo is awful. Tim is shilling Brittney grinder now -_-

Nick McPherson

Any director that says, “say the line like this…” Is just bad news

Kyle Kozan

Did you record this in your bathroom?

RoutineWarthog

You're shilling Brittney grinder now...I saw that dude play basketball when he was a man.

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Am I crazy or is there a deliciously familiar faggy giggle heard in the background of the regular episode?

Blender Bottle

The Pig has risen. He’s back to what he does. Center of the camera, one mic in front of him, nothing else. Now just get rid of that hideous studio

Emilia Tessaro

The director is at their wits end because they don't understand how a fat girl on Instagram eating a different sausage everyday taps into a level of human connection that Chloe Zhoa of Eternal Nomansland never could. 👑 🐷deserves n delivers all the flowers n sausages he fucking wants!

J

great episode, fix the sound newben

Dragos Burghiu

When's Ben gonna be a guest on the show you muffin top lizard?

MediocreDude

Warmbier a German name. Pronounce it like warm-beer or varm-beer

Jamie @TheTealAppeal

This negative feedback loop throughout speaks to me on a level

Big T

Tim is losing his mind

Bobby Emrick

Don’t make Ben suffer in the citrus club bring him back

Luke Lackawanna

That would be great “healing” moment in podcast history that could spread to over eaters and lower the cholesterol of the nation. Which would in turn be a wonderful attack on big pharma. Down with Lipitor ✊🏾

Dylan Grover

Fuck bed for quitting. Still love u Timmy

Max Larsen

Nice audio new ben, it sounds like Tim is in a fuckin empty gym

Sergio A.

Did you record this on the terlet?

Billy Green

triple down on crypto. either lose everything or you can become the next guy tim talks about washing up on the beach two years from now 😎

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

Literally recording while taking a shit So appropriate for this new direction of the show

Blastycat

The opening commentary in this episode feels like someone’s eating a slice of humble pie.

Blastycat

Yet no mention of the marine Paul whelan. This show sucks dick now.

Abbie Stasior

Tim — I think the audio settings are messed up on this episode! Very echoey!!

Dylan

It’s sad he’s no longer funny

Jorge Espinha

That's not what negative feedback loop means. It refers to self regulated systems that you often find in nature. Like sodium pumps in the membrane of our cells. Positive feedback loops are systems that break down imagine your toilet flush if the floater inside got stuck and the water kept coming in.

Jorge Espinha

Tell this dicks to go fuck themselves. Always complaining about the audio like they are maestros of the Vienna Orchestra.

Sexy Toad

Sir I was not complaining I was simply informing them just in case they didn't know

Josh

Alright tim I realize I never liked you or Ben, but accepted the ruse. His podcast is horrible and yours has slipped into decay just like this great nation. A symbol of the times. That said, will still check out your free one from time to time, like checking on the jail/alive statuses of the kardashian and affiliates.

Kyler

I’m going through Tim & Ray withdrawal. Bring back the Kump!!

Daniel James

Tim sometimes you get chances to seriously explode but it means working with people you may not like and be right for it! Just maybe be quiet and work with Jennerifer Lawrence and get paaaaaaaid!

dgitaylor45

Meh. Doesn't matter if it's Otto or Britney. No trades. If a rival country makes an overture for a prisoner trade, airmail their countryman's head to their Foreign Ministry. See what they do next. Ping. Pong.

xPureViolenceUFC

Sooo I was talking a bit of shite on Twitter to Ben for leaving the best podcast out anddd he DMs me saying he was fired (don't believe me, dm xPureViolence on twitter I'll send a screenshot)... CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE LOVELY LAD WAS FIRED PIG????

Graham Hoylen

Can we stop recording in a warehouse? Sound is awful

Ando

Wtf Jorge that's not even a positive feedback. The event has to cause more of the event, like a fire burning fuel. You retarded cunt