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Heres some slop for you dirty pigs! In todays Patreon Episode Tim rants about the new TLC series "Milf Manor" which is a new series that has 8 milfs and 8 hot dudes who fuck. Also Tim rants about a new shortage in a drug called Oszempic which makes people skinnier but can also be used to treat people with diabetes. 


Happy Holidays Whores

Comments

barnac

tim dillons patreon is probly full of search words putting us on databases

Disco Cowgirl

This is the funniest podcast episode in the history of all podcasts

HummerEV96

Everyone is on Ozempic now.

Jordan

Weird description

인골 스프

🐖🐷🐽🐖🐽🐽🐖🐷🐽🐷🐖🐷🐷🐖🐽🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐖🐷🐷🐽🐽🐷🐽🐽🐖🐷🐷🐽🐖🐽🐷🐷🐷🐽🐷🐖🐷🐷🐖🐽🐽🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐽🐷🐷🐽🐷

Emerson Powell

Thank you for this blessing Tim and Hunter

Jordan

Tim’s projecting his dirty mouth to his audiences dirty minds

Matthew Visger

Lmfao new Ben goin off with the description 🤣🔥

Sam Cochran

I received this notification right as I was going to head butt a knife in front of a Walmart greeter. Until next time.

Tyler

Hey new laugh track, you’re not Tim, don’t try to be funny by insulting listeners. Just focus on figuring out how to make the audio not sound like shit every other episode. Thanks, chief.

Blakely

Bout damn time Pig

Livvyy

Milf island was literally a sketch in 30 rock years ago lmao

Kyle Crosby

This and Louisiana Dread are the 2 best Patreon pages by far!!

Conner Mills

Description is dumb. I've subbed to Tim since the patreon started but this is just made me unsub. This show gave me so much, I truly miss it.

Nick Mann

Oink fuckin' oink!

Jason

This show started declining the same time the youtube and patreon comment sections stopped being anything remotely relevant and turned into people posting spam about slop and pigs and other tag lines. Why is the new producer giving such corny descriptions for the episodes?

Dick Olson III

Tim is the older brother we all do Not deserve .....

Axeking

Good new Bruce! Ur learning!

Axeking

Mmmmm sloppp

Susan Sarandon

The next one will be for Dementia mate

xPureViolenceUFC

Who's writing these descriptions? Well done, you skunk

Susan Sarandon

Same guy who’s daughter worked for the firm that got Kevin Spacey off

jonathon

good to hear from our favorite long island mortgage broker

Ray Trump

Barstool pig! Don’t call me a pig until you get the audio and thumbnail to the standard we are used to.

Josh Bartlett

30 Rock episode from ten years ago had a joke show called 'milf island'. When fiction becomes fact we need to ask if we are living in a simulation

Evan

Where is Billy and Spud?

Johnny Malloy

I don't care for the way I'm being spoken to, new guy.

GhostofCadia

Where the Fuck is out bonus weekly Rothschild episode?

Pj

47 minutes?

Blender Bottle

New Ben is way too comfortable with these descriptions. Tim needs to put him under the old Ben regiment

Mr. Bob Dobalina

"Here's some slop"??!! You have no right to make that claim new producer. Fuck you and your entitlement

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC

The new producer boy needs to go. Audio has been consistently terrible - reverb hall school gymnasium, multiple super quiet video replays, crazy loud video replay last episode, some cuts and edits are jarring (ad read cuts, endings, etc). Getting these things right is elementary school audio production. That, and the episode descriptions are corny, and his wannabe-Ben giggle is contrived and annoying. Go listen to 2015-2020/early2021 Tim and tell me I'm wrong. We all know Tim has more than enough money to hire a real producer who gives more than 2 shits.

Love Jokes

What do you think would happen if instead of old women and their sons, it was old men and their young hot daughters? I bet that would go over well.

Johnny Malloy

"Deborah, you've kept it tight. Debra, we no longer want to hit that." - MILF Island. 30 Rock was a very funny show.

Anthony

Money well earned! I was getting ready to unsubscribe.

H M Rothschild-Medici

Lookie here. Maybe this isn't a black hole. Perhaps New Ben is reading the comments. Started out correct with pigs but then lost me at the end with whores. B for effort C- for execution.

Swan

On fire

Free Hat

MILF Island from 30 Rock anyone?

Eamonn Sullivan

Tim and his mother would be great contestants on MILF island.

Leah

I'm on ozempic now for weightloss, I feel like shit and can't shit. It causes crazy nausea and you get dehydrated. I lost 20lbs in a month and a half but wasn't eating much, had to go to the hospital once. I'm taking a break from it and I wasn't told there was a risk to do that. My dad and sister are diabetic, they don't care I'm taking this. There isn't a shortage, they just want an excuse to raise the price.

Dan Profio

If you don't like the new show you gotta cancel, and come back if/when the show gets back on track. Then you can re-binge the good shows just like you did when you subscribed in the first place.

Carson Tank

Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t Gary Wang sell Ray a course on selling photos back when he was a photographer? This episode can be found in the achieves called “a tale of two Gary’s”

Jake Yusko

The fucking Pig King is BACK baby!!!

Matt

Oink oink

VanGina69

Tim’s back but the copy read for this is episode sucks trans-Florida swamp ass

Brendan

Bring on Whitney Webb fag

HoboDonkey

Pancreatitis bro, don't use Ozempic.

Jim

One of the best solo podcast episodes ever. I don’t know how the fucken dude does it. The best on the planet! Always had Joey Diaz as the best solo podcast but Tim took it over. Wow

Karl Hungus

My neurolink chip is gonna tell people I want to fuck them..in Tim's voice.

Dawn Junior

In my experience, they're more purple, not brown.

Jorge Espinha

Get your secretary to hear it first and translate it to “simple English” you are obviously a man of wealth and means . Be Best.

Jorge Espinha

Great podcast. No one has yet criticized the audio, this means the Audio Anal dickheads are still at sleep , at work or being gang raped by Somali exchange students. Be best everyone!

Mean Mike

For all you people still whining about Ben. For an extra $5 a month, I will edit his faggy little laugh into each episode for you.

Busch Hawg

They just like to whine. If they wanted Ben so bad they'd just go listen to his podcast.

Kippy Epstein.

I'm ready to die for donbas..... as long as I have the pig in my ear. I'll be safe.

Bill Gunnett

I saw the trailer for Milf Manor and I’m going out on a limb and say some of these broads have been married multiple times. I’m hoping for step-sons, I’m thinking TLC is researching on Pornhub. PAWG Island is inevitable!

loser forever

mmm mm m mm good slop thanks piglet

PammyCakes

Fuck the poor people get that skinny shot pig!

anon

You know, now would be a good time to get ray back on the podcast as a permanent fixture.

Michael Hilson

Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers!!!!!!!

Anon.Death

Been listening to this pod for years and I can't seem to remember who this "Ben" was.

Spago

I miss Ben

ud

IM THE BIGGEST BIRD IM THE BIGGEST BIRD!

ud

ALSO TELL UR CUNT OF AN AGENT TO ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAIL I WANT TO DESIGN MERCH PIG

Reese Proulx

This is most cringe episode description I’ve ever read - tell the new producer to stop trying so hard.

Jack Burns

So glad I had my earphones in

Donnie Dorito

Audio quality has been shit with new producer. He doesn’t name files right. His episode descriptions lean into lame Reddit memes too much.

ud

yeah and you're going to get right on my dick with this type of message David

Jeff

Listening to the milf manor trailer made me want to put a shotgun in my mouth.

Mimi Lafrance

I’ve been listening to Tim for at least 4 years and I just realized today he sounds EXACTLY like Jonah Hill. Maybe cause I watched Hill’s Netflix Doc last night my brain connected. 🙃

Jenn

Discipline, consistency and ozempic is all it takes…(and hundreds of millions worth of wire fraud) to be successful. Not that hard people!

xPureViolenceUFC

Tim and Ben unfollowed eachother on Twitter, wow this isn't just a bit

Blender Bottle

All I want for Christmas is another AJ / Tim Dillon JRE episode

Nate Quirk

Listened to every episode. First description I've ever read because of your comment. Stfu and eat your slop.

J W

Tim you are one of the funniest mfs around

Harrison Childress

The ending rant about how mechanical sex has become in our culture was spot on.

Dawn Junior

Jeff I thought you were going to say it made you want to consider $&@?ing your mom! lol! 😉

Bubba's Broadside

How do I get on Milf manor? Got the tip from Big Jay Masters that every porn search should start with Milf Big Tits then your genre. Sage advice

Nathan Pitek

No lie, I saw this ad, knew Tim would talk about it and had to sub to the Patreon. Get your poke bowl Tim, slim er down a lil

B_n4sty

i’m also rubbed the wrong way by this “slop for you pigs” remark twice in a row. impress us with quality audio and timely releases

Katy Goerss

Thank you for no guests.

Tyler

The descriptions for these new episodes are just downright disrespectful. Ben was a nice boy, this new guy not so much. I'm going to kick this guy in the ass

ThexNeo

Your new producer fucking sucks.

Sean Coughlin

lemon party is better... you fucked up.

Matt Smyth

Lemon party is ass. But this producer is too. Get an old man now some dude you want to bang.

Ci M

unsubscribed

xPureViolenceUFC

Sooo I was talking a bit of shite on Twitter to Ben for leaving the best podcast out anddd he DMs me saying he was fired (don't believe me, dm xPureViolence on twitter I'll send a screenshot)... CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY THE LOVELY LAD WAS FIRED PIG????

Ishmael

Tim needs a 24 year old good humored fat girl, preferably someone in rehab, to abuse as his producer

Timotej Horvat

Go and look up a stewadess in below deck s10, she looks EXACTLY like Whitney Cummings, but a bit heavier and British. Great episode Tim!

S M

Tim let that fat blonde lady you interviewed be the producer this barstool kid sucks and gives off a very “I’m poor but my dads rich” vibe

RetiredAccount

Ben - please listen to the first 5 mins of the new YouTube Tim Dillon (about SBF) and record yourself giggling. For old times sale.

Samuel Chambers

Don’t fuck your mom over the holiday everyone!!!

B_n4sty

Tim is doing season 12 of Curb, spread the word people

Lewis williams

Spoke to ben today and he was fired. Shit really, as he had a great impact on the show

DHexus23D

Regular episode is broken. Not available. What the heck

Nate Kidwell

Tim Dillon didnt suicide his SBF podcast himself. Pass it on.

Sema

I got 8 min in and now it won’t play at all. What platform do you use?

Nate Kidwell

Is it because he said the cia killed Kennedy or because he called the dog a dog (woof)?

Noah Gregory

Regular ep not working Tim finally getting too close for comfort FROM PEDOPHILE ELITES BUT FREE R KELLY

AMendz

Greetings to Tim and the fam from the Dominican Republic. (Yes, Tim has dominican fans. For real)

Quinn Newbern

The heavy breathing and burping really solidified the experience of the pig pen

Penelope Thiele

Listen tim, no one wants to hear any other person giggle on your fuckin podcast other than ben. Mute the mic

TheUnit

Pretty funny that Ben's show is better

Jacob Carver

im not a wealthy man i cant afford 5 dollars a month for this shit youre becoming everything you hated #freeben

Jordan Daoust

Tried out an episode of bens show. It’s kinda dumb, kinda funny. Jace carries it, I don’t think Ben and devin could make a show work themselves, voices are too whiny. Also seems like there’s some bitterness from being kicked off Tim’s show, ben made a few jokes that seemed more angry than in good nature. Funny podcasts peaked with this show, time to overload on Lex and Huberman.

Christian Glen

LemonParty now has 2,470 Patrons / $13,000 a Month

Simon Gaudet

I have never been sold a show to that level

J

king pig is back!!

James Messenger

Please don’t have some dude talk, laughing, ok fine. Off mic. But talking is too much. Don’t push us tim. We own you

daniella vale

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels. Go do a 3 month juice cleanse at Hacienda del Sol in Costa Rica. ✌🏼

Malnu

My ten year old diabetic son walked in at the beginning of the diabetes rant and laughed his ass off. His pancreas may be trash, but at least his funny bone still works.

Ilija Vasić

How much do i have to defend u in the comments for u to stop treating us like some dorks u sell drugs to?

Christian Glen

If we don't get our episode soon, I will subscribe to LemonParty out of spite.

Perry

Who else is watching the dawgs drama over in MSSP sub?

Matthew

Tim is gay???

B_n4sty

…and it’s boring as usual. what are they even trying to achieve with that cuckfest?

B_n4sty

Tim get rid of this waste of a producer and find someone you enjoy being around like Ben. The pain and discomfort on your face is palpable.

B_n4sty

it’s really not at all better, no matter how much you wish

B_n4sty

yeah he’s got that cocky barstool shithead fratboy attitude towards everything, you can tell his IQ isn’t breaking any boundaries, either

Contrarian Person of Agency

Your friend advocates for chronic hypertension rather than obtaining a healthy body weight? Odd

Pleasureman69000

Just take the drugs... take the druuuugggssss.

Ando

It's waaaayyyyy fucking better you cuck bitches. Not quite as good as the archives or porch era Tim but it eclipses the shit out of the current fame whore checked out Tim

Total Home Grown

Don’t you think the kids and the mothers would have some level of conversation beforehand? Like “hey mom just checking in I’m going to Mexico for a month.” Mom: “what a coincidence I’m going to Mexico for a month…”