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In this bonus Patreon episode, join Tim in Laguna beach as he speaks on the undergoing Tate investigation. Tim also touches on Bill Cosby making a comeback in 2023 with his new comedy stand up tour. With new information breaking surface on the Idaho college murders, Tim talks about how the parents of the suspected murderer is coping with the news of their lovely son. 

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Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hehe, I can totally picture him tearing apart a goat, complaining about the service, then busting out of his enclosure in a fit of fat rage. And then doing battle with King Kump.

HummerEV96

Tate is irrelevant now.

Harold Elmsley

You sound like a rambling idiot this episode. Jesus, please shut the fuck up.

Daniel Levay

God is good, devil is better

Adrian

My mouth tastes like nickels

Gouki89

Get me back on the Tim Dillon Discord. I might hurt myself if you don't. mecha Mono #4292

Royce Guy

This is the perfect opening for listening to this hour on the beach, Timothy

Bonn Johnson

Thank god.. I kept YouTubing Tim Dillion looking for something to watch… watched some old blink videos for the time being

Zach

How is it a bonus episode when we pay for it?

Kyler

The only thing that would make this ASMR better is Ray Kump heavily breathing nearby with the occasional chuckle

PePe The Pig

owen you really gotta work on ur closeted nazi-ben type laugh, you are subhuman scum until it is in tune

Nate Kidwell

Stop calling these bonus episodes when you are my paid organ grinder . Get to work.

Andrew

Anyone else miss the Ben laughs? Pod feels empty without the man

Brady

Back to back uploads?! I’m gonna cum

Brady

Shut your whore mouth, pig. Tim blesses us with 2 hours of episodes every week and for that you should be grateful for, you fat fuck.

Dick Olson III

Tim is the older brother we all do not deserve.

Brady

It’s a bonus episode because you pay for it dumbass

Zach

Look up what bonus means a transaction of money for content is not a bonus

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

its not illegal to hold women against there will if, Baby its cold outside.

You

Yum

Iguana Border Patrol

Do miss Ben but would also like some episodes with ole ray if we can’t have Benny boy

Mayo Yoma

Hey what does it matter what a person does as long as they are nice to me personally? It’s all about personal relationships. If Xi invites Tim over and is kind and hospitable to him, who cares what China does to the Uyghurs?

Fried Ravioli

Elon has Asburgers. The socially inept running social media. Take it with a grain of salt and enjoy the entertainment

Adam Goodman

17min into ep and I laughed. Good job Tim

Lana

I’m a proud fat fucker who would also like to hear the laboured breathing of Ray

Lana

The other guy laughs but it just doesn’t hit the same

Nick Mann

He missed a couple of beats after the divorce, but Timmy is back on fire, now. Ben's laughter was something I had to get used to in the first place, but it became familiar enough to miss in a Shawshank kinda way. Meanwhile, lemonparty is also good and so too hatewatch, which I hadn't met. So, bonus. Sorry for the incidental plug, pig. Big love xo

Nick Mann

Well, you know, especially since the Uyghurs just sit there quietly. Unlike every other woman Tim knows. Nothing about this podcast was a pre-emptive declaration of innocence in ignorance.

Sarah

"Lovely to me and The Producer." Yikes.

daniella vale

Love Laguna Beach. Have drinks at the Hotel Joaquin and check out 242 Sushi.

Jordan Daoust

I gotta say, I’m loving this place so much more since Ben’s banishment. It’s achieved a real sense of balance in here. A real State of Grace.

Mike Jones

Tim Dillon, a man who's in touch with the universe

Smalllightstillhere

You are my favorite comedian. Did you know, Kaelin Kato (according to Wikipedia) was accepted into SAE fraternity while he was a student at California State University? I was WAAYY to stoned at BGSU (Ohio) to finish the TKE rush. Feckin’ freemasonry, brother, they’re retarded as fuck. 🤟

Jonathan

If you guys wanna jerk Ben off go to lemonparty holy fuck

John Nolan

Hey. When are we getting nudes? Asking for a friend.

Tom B

From Scranton, not surprised this guy was found here.

Michael Fyfe

Thanks Tim, once again you’ve killed it. 2023 is gonna be a good one. 🇨🇦💚

Mrgarbage

no. Podcasters are internet buskers and they work for our pocket change. People get this dynamic so wrong.

Axeking

It's almost 2023, the squealing pigs are almost all gone. Soon us slop gorged piggies will be free of any mention of "him"

Morgan

Pig quit hiding your income from us. Add how much you make on this app back to the overview page. I will get congress to release your tax returns like your pal trumpy

Michael Polites

Haven’t watched yet but your Irvine set on the 29th was hilarious. My brother and I who don’t see each other much anymore were in the back but I swear to god he looks identical to Yannis Pappis (we’re half Greek). Thanks for a great time with my brother, who unfortunately because of our significant others I don’t see often.

Pleasureman69000

Why don't you multiply the members by 5 and see what you get

Jessi Jade

Where the fuck is Raymond?

White Man

why are you doing a show in oxnard it’s 99% hispanic you have no fans there

Pleasureman69000

Only people who are fun now are human traffickers

Gregory

My wife thinks Tim Dillion looks like John Wayne Gacy

Fred

tim was so funny when all he wanted was a stunning estate, fame, and to completely remove his family from his life. Now that he has succeeded in every way, his podcast remains a vain echo of the masterful comedy podcast it used to be. Ben leaving is not the reason this has gone stale, instead it was more of a symptom that indeed things have started to stagnate.

Fred

Anyone else notice how every recent episode are completed at exactly 1 hour length? Also notice how some of his very best episodes were him riffing with Ray or Ben way past the minimum 1 hour mark. (ex: the 3am episode, we're the dirtbags, brownie boat, just to name a few)

Ben Seales

Great ep after a couple of uninspiring eps. Let’s hope we do find out soon. And then more cum pig drivel 😍🙏

Michael Lorusso

I’ll never understand why people will insist on remaining in subs just to complain lol. Just stop listening.

Ben Seales

Yeah Ray is needed every few eps imo🤷‍♂️. The chemistry between them was what got this show its come up. Tim is a c*nt who trussed Ray up in clever contracts and words but he gave me great head in Dublin once so god gives god takes 🤷‍♂️

Ben Seales

I’m with you Fred but I thought todays episode was as good as the old days. At the moment it seems about one in two eps are decent…. for my tastes obvs 🤷‍♂️. Yeah archive access is a big thing ….

James Edghill

Eventually the Tim and Ghislaine photos will come out.

BrooklynBorn

Maybe you should shoosh with your theories on Tate until more facts come out. You sound retarded.

Pheyk Bizness

People love to put down those who succeed. Tim was a Hero when he had 8 subs… once he became successful , the hate started saying that the show has changed….. For me , this is one of the shows ( with Yannis- Chrissy D- Tuesdays with stories) that i look forward every week. Try to find honest take from ANYONE ONLINE ….. Sarah Silverman used to be a comedian….. lmk if you laugh at anything she does anymore. Tim stayed the same ….. that’s why i am here .

J S

No strong opinion on Tate other than I didn’t get “funny guy, smart guy” from their ep together. Seems to know how he wants to live his life, good for him, truly, but what’s the appeal to his content. I don’t get it.

C C

Tate is an innocent man

Circle Of Tone

Tim didn't want Ben to leave. Offered him more money etc to stay but STILL the Ben Ben Ben bleaters seem oblivious to this? What do they want Tim to do? Traffic Ben back on the podcast against his will like Clinton friends did with kids from Haiti?

Circle Of Tone

Let's not gloss over how insightful Tim comparing Eastern European women's resting faces = on par with victims of trafficking.

Trevor PB

Excellent episodes as of late, both on YT & the Patreon. Glad Tim has got his groove back!

Christian Glen

Happy New Year everyone. Hope 23 will be better.

Jenny S.

It's a real knife fight out here.

Mean Mike

I think Andrew Tate trafficked Tim to Romania for Fatty Boom Batty Fetishes. happy new year !

Nanoceleb

Glad Tim was 24 hours late for an episode so that he could cover his ass for the first 20 minutes.

Colin

*tips hat cordially* Nice work, Pig.

John Toal

Tim. I love you. Thank you.

Ant P

Tate is arrested and Cosby is on comedy tour ...

Christian Glen

Andrew Tate is just a wealthier Luis J Gomez

Ridge

Nobody can hear the ocean except you and Owen

Michael Hilson

Talk about “The Chris D’elia Problem” on YouTube… we need King Pigs insights! Maybe bring Ray on, you two would be great to cover the pedo

Jenn

Wishing peace & prosperity to all expect bill Cosby, Bryan kohberger, the tate brothers and ghislane maxwell

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

Tim has alienated everyone and is losing it. He's faking apart and he knows it and he's just trying to hang on. He can't admit when he is wrong Andis doubling down on supporting Andrew Tate. Yikes

Samuel Chambers

Tim is trafficking twinks through the great city of austin

David

What a brilliant statement. So smart and meaningful.

Comedy Draugr

Boring doc. "He speaks in an aggressive tone in the bedroom" oh my. I am shocked.

Dominic Stumpo

Tim has alienated everyone and is losing it. He's faking apart and he knows it and he's just trying to hang on. He can't admit when he is wrong Andis doubling down on supporting Andrew Tate. Yikes

Ishmael

Tim’s career is following a very similar trajectory to Conor Mcgregor’s

Dominic Stumpo

Tim your Andrew Tate impression is top notch actually

Kevtron

Anyone else considering unsubscribing? I love Tim but he isn’t as ferocious and creative as he used to be. I think maybe the money slowed him down, understandably so

JayRad

Tims getting sweaty he knows those Romanians will be looking for him

defo

You know Tim is a Top G because he will ultimately be taken out by Pizza as well

Harrison Childress

Oh yeah I forgot the burden of proof is actually on tate rather than the prosecutors trying to pin a crime on him. Let’s assume guilt until proven otherwise, yeah sounds good :) pedophile.

Michael Fyfe

People change as life happens, I hope your not exactly the same as 5 years ago Fred. I’m sad for you if you are. Best in 2023 though bud.

Fred

Feelings of loss and subsequent grief are also integral parts of life. Anyway, While I appreciate the sentiment, I'm glad to say I'm in a much much better place today in every aspect conceivable, compared to essentially any other time in my life. Thanks Mike

J S

The best golfer is black and the best rapper is white?!?!

Jorge Espinha

Tim sounded weirdly worried with the Tate affair. Has he seen something in Romania he wishes he didn't? Do you have a cut on Andrew's dealings?

john stones

The pod is so boring now

Jorge Espinha

For the usual band of nostalgic dickheads, is 2023 going to be like this? Constant laments about Ben's departure and longing for the good old days? Not to mention the criticism about the audio....jeeezzzz Be Best scumbags, Be Best!

Jorge Espinha

She does look like she has down syndrome and was fed reindeer shit by her parents. What an annoying miserable piece of shit. However she's marginally better than Andrew Tate.

Jason

Did Tim have a falling out with Ray, too? He hasn't been a guest in months.

Michael Hilson

He brought 17 year olds across state lines. But keep playing cover for the pedo. You’re probably one too.

LNM

Honestly, this was just boring ass "current issues bingo" with not a single banger. He's lost it, I'm unsubscribing.

Susan Sarandon

I’m literally about to tank Cat to Laguna 😂😂😂

Susan

Is there no video for patreon episodes?wtf tim

Josh Ticket

If you have time to watch a podcast you need to get a life. Podcast are to listen to in your car in your way to work on on the airplane.

Isaiah M

FAGGOT PRODUCCER

Delyn Kirstein

I heard Tim traded Ben to Tate for a Romanian time share

Jordan Daoust

I would’ve taken future considerations.. a bag of pickleballs even… but I’m not a good negotiator, nor salesman. That’s why I worship King Pig. He gets the deals. Long love the Pig. Let 2023 be a good year for slop. Praise be to the slop Gods.. Praise be..

Brandon W

It’s nice to hear Tim’s producer laugh . Silence is never funny so thanks for actually laughing new guy

Dog With No Collar

we know how this goes, Tim is now guilty by association

Hahaha jabooey

TIM!! Man, you’re brilliant and thank youuu. Hehe just kidding, this was a day late you piece of shit. Unsubscribe.

Jorge Espinha

You will always have Lemonparty, Jacob . Hours of unfunny drivel filled with laughter. If that's your thing....Be Best

Jorge Espinha

What Tim, Yannis Pappas and Bill Burr deliver every week is incredibly difficult. 2 podcasts of rants a week. In a world where the absurd has become normal. How can you make fun of George Santos? How can you do Satire of Biden's speeches? What can you add when commenting Elon's Twitter adventure? We live in a world where full grown men, with balls and penises want to be covered by plan parenthood. Yet these guys make us laugh. Yes, I do miss Ben' giggles but that was just a bit of seasoning, you just have to listen to lemonparty to realise he was nothing to offer. If you disagree, please be free to give your money to Ben but just fuck off and Be Best.

Ando

Because you're not bro that needs to hold his dick 24/7

Cody

The new laugh track needs to restrain the laugh. Little too much early in the main ep

Michael Hilson

It’s 100% real, Chris’s ex manager said, on the record, “after 500+ girls came forward, I could no longer, deny I was working with a monster, and had to cut all ties with D’elia” check out “The Chris D’elia Problem” on YouTube it’s pretty in-depth and backed by court documents, first hand victim accounts, etc. it’s disturbing, but when your daddies a big time Hollywood producer, they have the pull to make allegations disappear…

yodes121

I don’t even listen. I just pay to post in the comments that Tim sucks and the shows haven’t been good since Ben left.

Josh Ticket

If you think Ben laughing made a huge difference to the show youre a child. Some of the best episodes were with ray kump before ben ever produced the show.

Jorge Espinha

He's not my favourite comedian but he has some good bits. So he's a sick fuck!! Couldn't he get what he wanted from 18 year olds ? I guess not!

Jeremiah

also, we are speaking of a narcissistic man whom has never had a work ethic in his life. he’s made easy money on the fly or/has had been addicted to drugs. he’s no different than anyone else

Alex Smith

This animated picture of Tim is inaccurate, I wish they would’ve depicted his skinny little t rex arms and hands but kept the body

The boys are back n’ brown

Hey buddy, way to shit in laguna because you couldn’t get laid in the bath house of the 90s. Go to bed. Lezzer.

Jorge Espinha

I’m halfway through the free episode, and it seems Tim is adding 2 plus 2 together regarding whatever he saw in Romania. “Sooo that was what I saw!!! Interesting….” Unfortunately there’s no footage.

Christian Glen

Down to 34k subscribers from 45k in October. I think the Tim bubble finally burst.

Jorge Espinha

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. I didn't see my friends dying face down in the muck to be deprived of my liberties. I'm staying. Finishing my coffee.

MOLLY HANKINS

Dear Tim, First of all, THANKYOU. This episode has renewed my undying love for your show. I was SO mad at you and have been for awhile as your biggest female fan, surely the only one to ever hit Rothschild status, because it just feels and has always felt like you don’t like me. The only reason I knew who Andrew Tate was is because

Christian Glen

I'm staying too, it's just interesting to see Tim's seemingly unstoppable rise take a pause for a moment.

Fred

Hi all, signed up for patreon to ask this questions as it seems tim accidentally blocked me on instagram. Anyway, did anybody else still not receive their jewels? I've 'sold' so many of them to my friends and family, some are starting to get angry i didnt actually give them the jewels yet-- I keep telling them i'll get them soon, but its been about 22 months now, and some of my close friends and family are starting to act threatening towards me. could someone from the customer service team help me out?

Axeking

Hi Fred, Due to higher than expected interest in Jewels by Tim Dillon we are experiencing some delays in shipping, we encourage all partners to continue selling. if you have any further questions or concerns please contact us directly via instagram @TimJDillon.

Axeking

Tim's only female fan being unable to string a full paragraph together is was because appropriate.

Jorge Espinha

I don't think money is the measure of all things but with a very small operation is pulling around 2 million plus a year. Just from patrons. Not bad. He has 200k-600k hits by episode on youtube and he's on all other platforms (I listen to him o spotify) So he can easily have 1 million people listening to his free podcast. That's much more than most specials on Netflix get. So far so good.

Eamonn Sullivan

If Ray isn’t dead yet it’d be great to have an episode with him soon.

Very_online_guy

what kind of a faggoty scam is this? you setup fake patreon and twitter accounts? I wish you well

veronicablazer

weird flex but ok gorl. i was in rothschild lol youre not Tims "only female fan" but you might be his most intense one lol

Queefs galore

Tim got invited to Epstein's Island for bitcoin losers and it went totally over his head because the cool rich kids from the internet were being nice to him lol

z17seattle

They have to delete tate he will be too powerful if they don't, and he was encouraging us to demand exposure and justice for jizzlane and friends

BIGO

All the Old Pueblo pigs love the trough at Wild Garlic Grill in the foothills !

Foley's Wedding Planner

"I don't care how good you are...you don't get a Mic-Larren from drop shipping" The McLaren part put me over the edge lol

Tyler

It's better this way. Hopefully he relapses too, some coked out Tim episodes that only 5 people are listening to will be his magnum opus

S M

Tim tried to fuck me at Foxwoods I wanna come on the podcast and talk about it

Stacy Goldstein

Where is the next episode about Megan and harry?? We need a follow up!!

Morgan

Pig you need to scoop up jase Avery. Ben has proven to be sub par at lemonparty but jase and Devon are the talent

Kevtron

Please no more on them! It’s all he talked about for a couple weeks

Kevtron

It’s interesting that the manager didn’t say shit while Chris was cutting him checks, but afterwards he wants to be the hero. Something seems off about him. Delia’s never been charged with anything and the girl literally said “a girl told me that another girl was 16 when they started talking” that’s literally hear say. That all being said…my gut tells me he did that shit …but it’s America and everyone deserves a trial

Rebop

There’s 100% footage of Andrew beating a woman.

Logan Marcus

This would be better with Ben lol

Logan Marcus

You don’t need the actual jewels it’s about owning a precious gem and the status that comes with that. Only a poor person would actually want to see the jewels. It’s a mentality and you don’t have it.

Lance

Mic-Larren? God, Tim's fans truly are retarded...

Jorge Espinha

I want a whole month about George Santos. He's the corolary of everything Tim has told us about Long Island.

T O

He didn’t get half the jokes.. guy seemed to have a good heart, but Jesus,was he unworldly.

Gene

Bucharest? What did Buch do?

FF head hunter

Bill’s next special should be called “Drinks on me”. Duh. Couldn’t be an easier option for his name of his next tour

Colin

🤣🤣

Josh Bartlett

Quiet? Or has just been absolutely creamed on earlier in the day

S

best episode title of 2022

Yakutia

Free Top G

Anonymous

This is kind of the Swan's Song of Tim's Patreon, eh?

Sponge

Tate has self snitched in many deleted videos. Aba and preach have the clips. It looks bad for Tate