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In the bonus episode Tim rants about Logan Paul's Crypto Zoo, and how people are calling it a scam. He shares some personal knowledge with his voice being involved in a shit coin called Dink Doink. A new study came out showing that a percentage of people who visit Disney World have been going into debt. Tim has some things to say to all the families losing their kids college debt to see mickey mouse.

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Trump420

Bring Back Ben

Brad and Laura

The new producer kind of sounds like Kump

Michael

Biden-Kump 2024

Lindsay

The most consistent theme of this show is Tim sitting silently while the guest starts making an argument, then reverses direction of their argument 180 degrees about fifteen times to try to figure out what Tim will finally agree with. All while he just sits there quietly as they dig themselves deeper and deeper. It’s truly embarrassing to listen to & I can’t help but imagine being the guest’s girlfriend or wife listening to that display unfold.

Barry Quinn

inis erin is made up,, it means "Ireland Island", prob sposed to be like Aran Islands out west,, super Gaelic, old world Irish. Exceptional merino wool

HummerEV96

Tim please unblock Russ Baker so we can have him on the show again.

JC

Hell yeah

Dick Olson III

Tim is the older brother we wanted but we all don't deserve.

Justinian

Why won't this faggot just bring on Richard Heart? He's probably in the top 5 most infamous controversial character in crypto-currency

Oscar Delgado

My fellow slop eaters good morning thy kingdom thy trough is ready

Mean Mike

Get your slop while it’s fresh

hansikah

The King has posted. All hail Al-bin Tim Rothsteinberger 🤴

chris s

Love ya Tim

Dec

Bring back Ray you fat fuck

Mayo Yoma

Tim not being able to pronounce any Italian words while claiming to be a high-class foodie is hilarious

bigdaddywarnock

Will Ben Avery be a guest? (this is a joke, you pig retards)

White Man

tim wants to be spit roasted by the paul brothers so bad

DentonVisual

Tim this is the best show you have done all year.

Murdey

King Pig delivers yet again 🐽

Brady

Banshees of something, look up Banshees movie and you should find it

Fred

meh

CactusJack

God this show fucking sucks any more. Who is this shit open mic comedian talking?

Victor Dove

God damn this show is so much better without that autistic producer

yodes121

Can’t believe I still listen to this. Let alone pay for it. I’m honestly just too lazy to unsubscribe, but I love to shit on the podcast in the comments, so I guess it’s worth it. I just hope Tim reads this. If he replied I’d sub for ever. But he won’t. He’s too good for the common man now. Many such cases. Sad.

yodes121

Ray is done with Tim as well. Listen to his podcast. He can’t hide his disdain. Btw how fat is rays girlfriend? Lucy sounds like she sucks a mean cock. Just saying.

Daniel W

Rays a piece of shit nobody. He uses tim to promote his boring podcast. He's disgusting.

CactusJack

Tim broke but with high class tastes and a cynical, Chris hedges pov was untouchable. Tim starting to get money but being sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek about it….still hilarious. But now…this smarmy, finger up his own ass prick, is not only not funny, but out of touch in the worst, glib, avaricious way. Affluenza at its finest.

Axeking

Tim if ur Joe Rogan episode is shorter than the Acid Story ep I will cancel 3 of my 7 Rothschild accounts.

CactusJack

The royals, crypto, disney, Tate….how many times can you dip into the same well

J.Fine

That guy is the human version of Ambien. The LA comedy scene is going to eat him alive and spit him back to St. Louis.

J.Fine

Nikki Glaser's ex bitch-boy. About as funny as renal cancer.

J.Fine

high-class foodie or not, he's still from Long Island. Keep your expectations realistic.

J.Fine

Did you really think Pig was going to get humble once he got rich? He welcomes affluenza, and we wouldn't want it any other way. Maybe Bo Burnham or Hanna Gadsby would be more your speed. Go be poor somewhere else.

CJ4700

Best part or this episode is Tim reluctantly defending Logan and then showing a clip of them using Tim’s voice to pump and dump a shit coin.

CactusJack

Hahaha all the replies to this are eating liver and watching David goggins to keep from killing themselves

Greg Cawthorne

I bet Tim didnt finish the Harry & Megan thing

Mommy Comic

you never quite know where Tim is going to land on an issue. I love it. Bring back Ray soon - love you two together.

Monica B

If I dont laugh once during this podcast, like the last few, I will finally unsubscribe. Makes me sad that it's really over.

Brendan

All you Tim haters are probably on SSRIs

lassi m

tim has gotten his mojo back, letsgo👍

Big T

Good luck out there tim

Hotslootz

I hate that I share Tims Patreon with you fat, gay losers

Benjamin Harriman

Tim, enjoy a present, it is what presents are for. Complaining about a present is the most low class, disrespectful position possible. You have a nice life, try to act with class once and a while

Kyle Uber

Reminiscent of the spider book....

Chris, Esquire

Damn hearing so much about the royal family. Really dont care

Smokey Waffles

35 minutes in and this is easily the best podcast he has done in a couple months. I was right on the edge of cancellation, this might delay it for a bit.

Joshua Willis

Spoiler alert 🚨 rogan thinks every situation is “bizarre”. Safe word for critics.

Jeffrey

Dude stop talking about the fucking royal retards no one cares at all. It’s like every fucking episode you talk about this dumb shit

Jack MacLeod

"It's not a big deal. I'll buy you a lobster role" fully channels Ray Kump

Spencer Dean

I fucking hate this show now

TheUnit

Tim's peak was elite. It's over now

Paul

I can only take one guest with marbles in his mouth. Lishen to meh!

Joseph

Holy shit, Tim’s viewership and fan interaction is 1/6th of what it was before Ben left. It’s like he’s doing zero show prep. I feel like i’m listening to someone bombing at standup while listening to This episode, that’s wild. Did ben create all the skits and give Tim all of his topics? Also Tim, being a godfather is meant to just be a ceremonial designation, you’re not a co-parent. He’s going to reach an age where your presence will become weird.

Bryan Speese

Check out Matt and Shane’s secret podcast. Dawgs only. No girls

R.A.

who is this new guy again? good god he sucks. please exclude him moving forward.

Mayo Yoma

Personally, I find it funny. Regardless of how much money someone makes, trash is trash lol

Jason Perez

Yalll dumb Tim still funny as hell Ben ain’t do shit but sit there and be a laugh track

Jacob Rothschild

Lol, Inisherin is a made-up location on the West coast of Ireland

Nick Mullaney

Guanaciale is pronounced Gwan-a chi-ali

Jason Mitchell

I think you should get to the bottom of the andrew tate story. Maybe a jail house interview.

Table Top.

not feeling these new cats.. Ray ep please.

Chriso Manns

Tims book is always "coming out soon"... sounds like fake business to me...

Kenjamin

You’re too lazy to unsubscribe? Retard, you do realize it takes way less effort to unsubscribe than it does typing out a whole comment about being too lazy to unsubscribe right?

Skynet

Could someone bump up the levels up a bit on future episodes? It’s at full volume on my device but still kind of quiet.

John

Tim got into a groove on this ep. But imagine how even more funny it would have been if Kump was the guest

Jade

20 minutes in it got boring af stop with the guests retard

Paul Van Natten

Logan Paul is a scam artist. He has chat logs in Coffezilla’s video showing how they PLANNED on ripping off ALL his fans

Kenjamin

Great episode! Loved the guest!

Jorge Espinha

I'm praying for a rant about George Santos

Mark J Fitzgerald

I'll listen for the Joe Rogan podcast next week and drop this. Its still OK to listen to but not good enough to pay for. Everything comes to an end. Ride the downslope, pig.

Christiana

That comedian talking kinda sounded like Ben and it made me feel like he was back for a minute😢 Also- I’m so fucking over Andrew Tate - why are we talking about this asshole?

Katie Scharf

Orwashers sells really good bread at the farmers markets on Long Island in the summer. Not known for their bagels. Thoughtful gift tho

Ben Seales

37.55-39.30. This is the best summation of Tim (and Ray’s) gift of insight to the world. Which is so fucking earnest and gay to say but that’s how it lays. And how can we unwind that which is having such a shit effect on us all? So food and travel it is till the birds finally come home to roost. Sigh.

Ponderer

The couple he is friends with should have bought him a BetterHelp subscription for Christmas, would have been funny

tkenna

Not even Ess-a-bagel? That's fucked

Michael Hilson

Shilling for Logan Paul, how the King Pig has fallen….

James MacLeod

Great guests. Really funny and great chemistry. If this is the vibe of the show from now on that's a good thing.

Nur Ugurlu

love you Tim!! ❤️

Donnie Dorito

dude name the the fucking download files after the episode you lazy fuck

Peter

Good show apart from crap guest

VanGina69

I miss the old Tim when he was funny. It’s my last month paying to listen to this clearly hurting and sad man. Farewell Pigs!

stephanie pence

Dear Tim, I’m loving the new episodes. I was afraid I’d hate it with no… what’s his name again? But you’re back on track! Xoxo

Whipkek

Who is this libtard guest. No more LA guests on the pod

BlazRa

It's hilarious when people from New York & that area act as if their food is awesome. I've been there the pizza was fucking thin bullshit I can make better pizza from fucking scratch and the locks and bagels was admittedly pretty good the Jews did a good job but the fucking Philly cheese steak they use cheese whiz in New Jersey fucking garbage people

BlazRa

Going into debt so that you can go to Disneyland is the gayest thing I've ever heard of that's even gayer than dressing up like a cop with tight leather spandex and butt fucking a big Burly man dressed up like a lumberjack

Tony Scarboni

Tates not even worth the loyalty- he's just another great Conman in a line of great American conmens

Big Papa

Can we get another episode with ray please

john stones

Based on the stupidity of your grammar formulation I’ll guess your a 55yr old housewife with nothing going on

user

do video

Christian Glen

We need a new Sebastian impression for 2023 please

Nicholas Fitzpatrick

Tim, the shitting on the people that care about you for comedic effect is a dead bit, you just sound like an asshole who wants to alienate himself

Zane Prescott

I went to a strip club in orlando, a stripper told me that disney makes them sign s contract to not turn tricks on the side(oops). So... basically... disney has its own line of princess strippers!

Logan Kelley

Who the fuck is this guest Tim? He couldn’t be less funny. Jesus Christ what are you doing.

Jon Udell

Los Angeles is a plastic shithole but it beats St Louis by miles .... moving on up to live in a tent city by the sea!

Dan Albanese

You made pasta! You Made Pasta!… YOU FUCKING MADE PASTA?!?! Tim you’re not a fucking cook. You like good food but you got no fucking time for cooking man. And that’s great. I wish I didn’t have that fucking problem. Lol lol

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Is it Trump Derangement Syndrome or just the Tim Dillon Show?????

Mulignanathan

Nothing like listening to 2 out of touch millionaires talk about how people who go to college are despots and should instead get a leg up by getting a tv show deal and move to Hollywood. Put me in the pot plz

John lally

Does Tom think Kevin McCarthy attractive? How about a 3 some with him and mtg Don’t care just throwing out pearls for your show

Soft gentle fart

Is this rays brother or some shit, he sounds like ray but thinner

Brian Cirri

Where's episode #329 for TDS???

john stones

U know this sub is dead when maga housewives are all he has left…he’s practically Kimmel now

Mommy Comic

John, go touch some grass. If you want to know why you’re sad and alone, look no further than this comment.

Benny

This was fuckin terrible

Davis

I don’t like Logan Paul but watched some of his podcasts to give him a shot. He clearly copies rogan and touched on all the standard topics of DMT, aliens, etc. He also comes out with every “safe” publicist-approved stance on hard topics like race or politics. He is the least genuine person in podcasting simply regurgitating other superior creator’s thoughts while proving no real perspective of his own. One comment that made me particularly infuriated was him mentioning he had never listened to a full episode of rogan. Really? You don’t even care to listen to a full episode of the man you are ripping off? He does all of this while incessantly peddling his brand every 2 minutes and having his cohosts praise him throughout the episodes. Now between that, the Japanese suicide forest, this new coffeezilla scam, and countless other smaller scandals, it’s pretty obvious what type of character he has. What is so frustrating about all of this is he has somehow convinced every big comic to have his back at all costs. Everyone from Theo to Distefano to even Bobby lee. Comedians are are supposed to be roasting people like Logan but instead he is just described as “good at hustling.” and gets them more views. Or maybe it’s because Logan was previously cancelled and cancel-culture sucks so therefore we should all stick up for him? Idk man the kid clearly has an incredible work ethic and is talented in so many ways but all of the small things really add up and I wish Logan would slowly fade out of relevancy and people like Tim (or god forbid one day Joe Rogan) would stop defending him and giving him more of a platform

Jorge Espinha

Rogan and Tim aren't out of touch . Tim seems to lead a very ordinary life. He likes to eat well and spends some money in clothes but still comes out like he shops a JC Pennies. Rogan has a good life and he can be high roller, but he came from poor family and head to do a lot of hustling to get where he is.

Jorge Espinha

Something that involves gays in the audience, Sebastian' s father the greatness of Mussolini and some crude stuff about Asians driving and maths.

CactusJack

Two hours with Joe Rogan and we get crypto and Airbnb…..how original

yodes121

Please keep your complaint about the Patreon episodes only. There’s plenty of other places to bitch about Tim’s free content. This comment section is strictly for comments that point out how shit the Patreon episode is. Get it right or get the fuck out. It’s literally that simple.

Jorge Espinha

What? I make comments about the free episodes here. There’s a better class of people here than the riff raff of YouTube and the like. And who are you to set rules?

Jorge Espinha

Why would he be loyal to a conman? I’m sure Tate is proud of Tim’s move. I think Tim’s favorite part of Tate’s setup was how women were quite. He really liked that

yodes121

I may not be the hall monitor you want but I’m the hall monitor you deserve.

Pvt Maggot

I don’t want to hear Tim keep rehashing about Epstein anymore since he has no problem hanging out with Andrew Tate. Don’t be a hypocrite, pig.

Colin

Idk why people hate Tim is the goat still

Willis Rothelle

I’d like to “Avatard” suck my British penis

Dim Tillon

Thank you Tim. Can we get that book you’re writing immediately?

Jenn

Everything or cinnamon raisin bagels only thanks🐷

Rich Golden

Ben was pretty quiet too....Trafficked or retarded? idk

Quinn Newbern

Tim you should have Jimmy Dore on the show.

Nana. B

The Banshees of Inisherin. Brilliant - thanks for the recommendation. I sincerely suggest you star some sort of recommendations / review page - sort of an Oprah’s favorites. Seriously you are razor sharp. Also only person i think I have ever heard reference Camille Paglia. I wonder if she would do an interview with you.

Nana. B

I think Logan is just a bro - not much more depth there. My thinking is he is only useful in helping older comics the ability to reach younger audiences share. If Logan brings 3 people to Timmy D and they deeply listen and learn - then perhaps worth the association. But yes the kid seems a fluffy and bullshit personality.

Tyler

Please go on Nick Rocheforts house reviewing stream, he needs your help.

SenileFlea

Lets pump DinkDoink 🐋

Contrarian Person of Agency

Love you Tim, some parts of Afghanistan are actually very beautiful. Pretty mountains and random runes from Alexander the Great etc… Also, since you’re one of the few comedians who reads, try Ghost Wars.

z17seattle

What? How about all of the people Maxwell trafficked to?!?! Andrew is arrested. They aren't. Get your priorities straight.

z17seattle

Tim is fatefully locked in a tug-of-war between an unquenchable power addiction and a masochistic proclivity for self-destruction and self-sabotage, with a core nature that is so stubbornly rebellious neither demon will ever truly conquer him.

z17seattle

Tim is fatefully locked in a tug-of-war between an unquenchable power addiction and a masochistic proclivity for self-destruction and self-sabotage, with a core nature that is so stubbornly rebellious neither demon will ever truly conquer him.

DBear

We need Ben back, the new guy doesn’t know how to laugh

DBear

And then I’m not sure if things are funny or not