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This week we sat down with the OG Ray Kump and talked about politics, the ukraine war and Putins plan to destroy the world.

We also have a Rothschild Episode coming out next week so stay tuned!

Comments

Alex Fritz

I’ve listened to every YT and Patreon episode and still can’t figure out if I like this fat mumbling tard Ray Kump

Tape Trader

More pls …. ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Emilia Tessaro

Classic. Truly a generation whose highest art form is grievance. Tim doin the “yeah Ive learned a thing or two” boomer speak omfg

Dylan

Make Ray your producer so we could get a bit of him in every episode

Dick Olson III

That next week bullshit is getting old

g

"Who did Tom Hanks have to blow?"

Ehhh

ray kump having an opinion on drill rap :: tim having an opinion on sports

Logan lee

Home alone meets saving private ryan would win best picture 🙌🏽

Avery Corley

big tim thought ab eating a bagel and his attitude got more positive

John

More Raymond Kump!!!

teedangelo

I don’t like when Ray is on because his voice is unbearable to me I’m sorry Ray but omg babe it’s bad

Mariume Plume

The Joe Rogan Experience - #2000 - Ray Kump

Tape Trader

Tim and Ray are the greatest.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The whole alpha and beta classification came from one term paper comparing jocks to wolves. Shoddy research, because men are slightly more complicated than canines. Chimp politics is much more appropriate

Austin

“Made a song called ‘the chase’”

Baddogmama

“No one likes their kids.” Ray Kump

Barry Quinn

22:44 "better to do it our terms" 🪦🪦🪦

Kyle Lees

Is the kid attractive ? wtf ray kump

seth willis

The fact that Tim knows so many drill rappers is wild

HummerEV96

I swear this Ukraine Russian War is gonna last as long as the War on Terror.

Guillermo Gutierrez

First comment on this post about Trump winning in a landslide

Theo

david dobrik is harvey weinsteins son

Patrick Carey

It’s a crime Joe hasn’t brought him on. He says he loves Tim’s podcast so if he doesn’t know Ray he’s a casual noob

Tom

Two pigs one blanket

Shauna

❤️❤️

Jonathan Lane

Kump 2024!! 🔥 📛 👩‍🚒 🚒 🧯

Jake Yetto

We hate Ray after that jealously filled tirade on Ben. Enough.

Chris Roberts

Ray should become a regular again. Atleast for the Patreon 🤞

Jade

Sexybratz7 on of

bigdaddywarnock

Oh good, Ray can shit up another episode

Dick Olson III

Tim Dillon's older brother we all wanted but never had.

S dawg

Great, Ray sounds like he has a mouth full of pasta when he's talking. Always sounds out of breath. Gross.

Tom

Cum pig

Ben Seales

At last. Let the trough be full and the piggies commence 🐽🐷🐽🐷

Mike

Kump joins Team 10!

Oscar Delgado

If you miss Ben go listen to his atrocious podcast/ kys and take homeless pimp with you

Dan

Hey Ray! You want a pretzel wrapped hot dog, bud? Eat up, fatso!

BR33DlOV3

Audio quality has been trash recently

Ty Drumm

So Ray Kumpf is the fat guy from the young girl murder show Blackbird and the fat adolescent adult from Cobra Kai? Right?

Samuel D

Tim can't even go 5 seconds without Ray's diabetic mouth butting in. Christ Ray, fuck off you untalented fat fuck.

Mommy Comic

I agree. People seem to either love the guy or hate him. I find him great foil for Tim and he does have a good perspective on things and can keep up with Tim. I also like that they actually enjoy each other’s material or one liners as well. I would love more regular appearances by him for sure!

Coop

Always grateful when you two pigs get together & talk food…I wish you made this a monthly thing tho.

Tom

Shut up and let the brothers throw their weight. Also if your names Adam... Your a religious closet queer.

Seymour Buetts

Kump interrupting is more annoying than Tim talking to a no named producer. “Producers” just pull it up and giggle. Ray stfu and make funny

John Toal

FINALLY. RAY!!!!

Queefs galore

Ray should be at Oxford giving lectures

J Gray

RAY!!

Jordy

I would like for you to become a drug addict again, have no teeth and mumble about conspiracies all day on the corner of the street while offering 5$ blowjobs

Cole Frawley

Praise Ray!! For finally eating that little autistic ben avery

RetroBlue

ita about time ray is back on!

Paddy Gay

Ray, I forgive you for the mean things you said about Ben

Coop

I know...My favorite episode of all time was the Play by Play in a Long Island Pizza Hut. I was in tears.

Dean Tammam

You and Kump create magic

Michael Smyth

Friend of the show Ray Kump. Ray always comes into his prime when he's on with Tim.

Finn

BOOOOOOO

__

Yaaaaassss ray!

Bad As Can

There is nothing better in life then doing cocaine off a cd cover in the backseat of a friends car listening to music, unless its two big guys who are out of control discussing the landscape of the hell scape we call planet earth 2023.....happy new year pig!

jaboonka

Thank god. Only acceptable guest. Should go back to second mic for a while to fill the Avery void

MilkySauce

I can't wait to hear the dipshit nyt talking points, bring it on kump!

Ada

Impressed you got it out on time

Mark J Fitzgerald

Great episode. Credit where's it due. I've been meaning to cancel my sub for months now. This pig is a slippery one, though.

vincent thornton

Ray dumbs Tim down. Ray is the type of guy that criticizes people for being fat. I can’t stand this fat fuck.

Piotr Dembowy

There’s nothing funnier than when these fat pigs rant about boomers 😂

Dino Fonz

When Ray has his Adderall dosage just right; Tim and Ray truly do capture lightning in a bottle.

White Man

kump isn’t even funny he’s just fat and loud you losers just have nostalgia

Shaun Stenstrom

When these Power Pigs bring the heat, there is nothing better.

Jim

Noooo not him. Oh well

Peter Mountjoy

I was so enjoying no guests. Now this again. Tim being interrupted by Billy goat gruff.

D A

Spot on baby

Fred

probably a year since you had a truly great episode:-)

David Eric Ricketts

I love the Great Ray Kump . Also i can’t believe he’s still alive.

Ani

Vallejo is a real place, Pig, my uncle lives there!

Eric P

Been wearing so long for a Kump episode, shit ain’t been the same since Ed McMahon left

Michael Grise

I am not a fan of guests but Raymond and Tim Dillon go tg like pb&j

Disgraced Businessman

New fans don't understand Tim's Ray impression is some of his best work, so even you don't like Ray you should want him around cuz Tim almost never does it unless he's there.

Petra

Raymond and Timothy serving an extra portion of slob for the loyal pigs.

Elaine

The sound is really bad. Can hardly hear Ray

Jackdacandlestick

I’m 3 minutes In and Kump has already made a brilliantly insightful comparison of Trump to Napoleon. I think you wouldn’t know chemistry if it slapped you

Disgraced Businessman

Bribes & Bruschetta was my favorite, it was the first ep after Trump got elected when Tim and Ray attended Chris Gethard's live election show. Same ep where they do their Linda Mangano impression.

nick

Tim really misunderstanding the Ukraine War. Russia can't roll over Ukraine, even if they could, what than they occupy a country of bomb craters?

Keto

There is a Vallejo CA and my friend lives there because anywhere even remotely near SF is too expensive without roommates unless you’re in tech

Keto

Love Kump!!

John Bergen

This is cool and all but what about Ben doing his Cartman voice on lemonparty?

Disgraced Businessman

"He was a very FAT man! And his KNEES would BLEED. And he liked CAFFEINE PILLS... He really liked eating a CAFFEINE PILL... And he was a KILLER... Thash wut he wush.."

Matthew Burns

If Kumps incoherent babbling rears its head in the Rothchild episode, I'm downgrading back to peasant tier.

Dring

I love blasting kump into my ears. Good ep

David Silver

Nothing is better than a ray Tim episode the chemistry is amazing

Bart Mustard

Love these episodes. Ray and Tim are fkn perfect together. But HEY NEW BEN, make sure they both have the same volume. Tim is way louder than Ray Like if you agree

J W

Ray is a champion

Nick Mullaney

Vallejo absolutely is a real city in Northern California. Its also a complete shithole. But Ray was right!

Paul

I can't stand Ray. Unless Tim speaks in Ray's voice. Is there any of that on here?

Afonso ribeiro

Tim's argument that the Hippie movement was ultimately just a bunch of drug addicts trying to buy spirituality for 5 bucks a hit was exactly the conclusion that Hunter S Thompson reached in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, great minds think alike, nice job piggy

Royce Guy

35:20 yeah. Walked out of Babylon halfway through. Wildly Un-captivating

John

Every Rothschild episode must be done with Ray Kump. I fucking mean it, pig.

Coop

Lol. I haven’t heard that one yet. I’ll look for it on YouTube

Logan Yetts

I live there. Agreed. It's a weird city that seems like it had a lot of money about 100 years ago but has been forgotten. Vallejo was the capital of CA for about two years I think before it was moved to Sacramento.

Patreeit

Audio is garbage

Chelsea

Googles David Dobrik’s father Harvey, Reddit.

Matt

Ray is the best guest!!

B_n4sty

Somebody tell Tim that the cigar went in Monica’s puss, please? It’s in the goddamned Starr report, ffs.

Josh Spruit

Ray sounds like his body is swallowing his head

Josh Spruit

The Miley Cyrus story as told by Ukrainian refugees

Cameron Yergeau

Fuck Ray. Why you always having this fat fuck on the pod

D A

Best in a while

Jama

I have literally been listening to only kump featured podcasts for like a week now 😭

jackt5413

Tim, buddy, you need a new producer the sound is so fucked. Can’t hear shit

You

Yes yes Ray is back! Solid slop!

Scarlett Boles

I know he's your friend, but he's also the least funny guest you've ever had. Please catch up with your little buddy on your own time, off air. His warbled, stammering, obesity schtick is tiresome -and adds precisely nothing to the show. 🙏

Ray Trump

Ray haters are on the wrong frequency. Tune up

DentonVisual

Ray is a great disappointment to us all. This is something we all know and acknowledge, but it bears repeating. We expected more, Raymond.

Junkie

Vallejo does exist, I’m from there. It’s a complete shithole of a city. American Canyon is way nicer.

Jake

Someone pointed this out and it’s true Ray isn’t funny on his own he’s funny with Tim but alone he is incredibly boring. It’s really starting to become more evident the more times he’s on

You

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure sir

Raspants

Long time piglet here- i canceled my family 3 years ago and am estranged from my boomer parents. One episode of Tim and Ray ragging on boomers has me feeling more heard than a wasted year in therapy

Adrenal Crisis

I hope you get fucked by a big black dick and never go back to other races, but then all black guys shun you so you can never find pleasure again. Hopefully after a couple of years of suffering you can be kidnapped in Nairobi and get your clit cut off.

Adam Pond

If you hate ray, you’re a new fan and you’re objectively wrong.

You

You should put out a 3-d I-MAX episode. Giant Ray, giant Tim, booming surround sound. Yes or yes

Barto

Ray is absolutely human trash and I hope that fatfuck reads these comments

TT

Honestly a really good ep. Also that Astoria shout out. 😘

Zfiorino

King Kong Kump 💪

Julio

Been listening to some of the old eps. Inject this into my veins

H M Rothschild-Medici

New Ben, hes a friend of the show not an OG. Why did Tim hire someone who has never listened to the podcast? As evidenced by the horrific audio quality.

Benjamin Arellano

I thought you got rid of this lisp having faggot 🤤

S M

Audio sucks sounds like they are on meth

Christian Glen

Send Kump back to the Potato Bread warehouse where he belongs!

Joey Dawson

Why does kump sound like he has fucking marbles in his mouth. Call me autistic, but I hate hearing him talk. I’m sure he’s cool though.

ThexNeo

The audio mix is weird...I have to blast my speakers to get the episode sounding normal on my laptop speaker but then when Tim gets close to mic it goes insane

Positivity

Just have Ray on every Patreon episode.

Sulfur of the philosophers

As a massage therapist they hit the nail on the head with there description, a lot of the ladies I see are animals.

TX-11

Could not have articulated any better; well done and thank you

herbius derbius

Pig should come up with a new level of supporter where he gives them shows with bad audio to bitch about

troy

Thankyou for the golden age content.

yodes121

Honest question? What’s wrong with Ray?

K - Flow

Ray snappin on this shit lol...big Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet vibes.

Jos

Bless-ed

Mike

Lischen to meh!! Love a classic Tim and Ray episode!

Eric the Bald Slave Dog

Yes, the Long Island boomer funerals will indeed have lots of dry eyes. 😐

Daniel James

Boomers are martyrs of their own making

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

The fall off in viewership on here is wild to see first hand

Himbo Slice

How can you not love ray kump?

You

You just criticized him for being fat. You love Ray and want to emulate him!

GLMT

Great episode 👏

You

We love Ray after that toothless lost episode called it like it is. Kump you

Sam

MORE RAY

Katy Goerss

The ONLY guest we allow.

Shanna not Shana

So happy to see this!!! I was just thinking about ray yesterday

Steven J Blea

Kump’s vocal mix sounds too clean to me.

Fred L

Lee Syat should produce this podcast

Tony Scarboni

How? Where are the numbers? Remember times are tough and people gotta cut their subs. Life in the big city

CJ4700

David Dobrek is Harvey Weinstein’s son?!?

Brian Crusoe

Handsy with the Ukrainian peasants, lol.

Daniel Mills

Vallejo a real place it’s in the Bay Area lol

Chase S.

??? Kump’s audio always sounds good to me. Sometimes Tim will be a little too quiet while Kump will be at just the right volume (though here the opposite briefly happened)

Michael Polites

Love you Tim but Lemon Party, as a whole, is legit funnier.

Jonathan

That was good

Peter Utnes

I enjoyed the edifying update on geopolitics and generational conflict, you should have Sam Harris on next (j/k-excellent episode)

Adam Hunt

Hey producer dude - rays mic is a little bit too low here, plz sort out levels next time

Jorge Espinha

Oh god Ukraine again? The need to be contrarians make you and Jabba sound so ignorant. Please drop this subject. You don’t get it and you don’t want to put the time, which is okay, but please shut the fuck up. This is about EUROPE and our safety it’s mainly about us that are too close for comfort.

Spencer Dean

The only guest who should ever be on the show

z17seattle

Tim is fatefully locked in a tug-of-war between an unquenchable power addiction and a masochistic proclivity for self-destruction and self-sabotage, with a core nature that is so stubbornly rebellious neither demon will ever truly conquer him.

Jorge Espinha

This episode should be called “let’s alienate as much patrons as possible “

Jorge Espinha

A very solid podcast. Not to be included in the very best but it will age well. I like Tim better when he goes into crazy rants about snatching organs from retards and invest the proceeds in crypto

Pod Castables

God why cant the retarded producer put the right fucking names on the files is it really that hard,you do it like once a week,he should be beaten and raped.

Alex

Ben Avery > ray kump

Cody

Good stuff

Sponge

Ray more like GAY

acrowley

How with 2 dudes that literally aren't half as funny as Tim lol and they're so beta you'd think they're the ones that like to suck cock 😭😭 you lemon party nerds are sad

DB

More Ray! More Ray!

Jonas

MORE RAY!!

J.Fine

4/10. Two points subtracted for poor grammar and spelling.

J.Fine

Then go listen to Ben's podcast. I hear that hospitals are now using it to put people to sleep for surgery.

J.Fine

No self-respecting gay man would attempt to dig through the flesh-folds to suck Ray's dick.

Michael Hilson

“Was the kid attractive” - Raymond Kump January 12, 2023

Austin moseley

Whoever is running audio and post production sucks. All your podcast have a very low output volume and uneven mic levels

Isaiah Knockum

Y’all don’t believe in Vallejo California?😂

J.Fine

What a weird way to let us know you're a twink. Should be called "estrogen party".

J.Fine

You do know that the kind of people you're speaking to in here understood MAYBE every third or fourth word of this, right?

Al Moore

I needed a Kump episode the pod has been lackluster since Ben the great left

Jorge Espinha

Let's see how we non boomers fare. When the taly is taken. What will the young ones say about us in 30 or 40 years from now.

Jorge Espinha

You are braindead. You better stop taking those homemade drugs that the purple bear sells you.

Alex Gullen

There’s nothing like blood in the water, whether it’s from a hook in your jaws or a viable prey in the maw.

MRKANE

This is great!

The boys are back n’ brown

How fitting that after Ray shit all over Bens producer skills on the deleted episode… he’s now fully inaudible due to sound mixing. Genius rant but nobody will buy your Patreon mumbles

Thad Cully

Any political ideas you have I just go "Oh so it will go the opposite of this"

Koko97

I love Kump

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

Episodes were averaging 900 to 1200 likes and have dropped to about half that or less so that’s what I’m referring to. Also also patreon subscribers have dropped by what amounts to around $100,000 monthly assuming they were all five dollar subs. Maybe it’s the economy but it sure does seem to line up perfectly with a certain recent event that some argue was the shark jump of the show, myself included

Brendan

Rays wife must be so ugly

Keith G

This country is fucked. At least we can laugh about it.

Will

Nothing like listening to two fat uggos complain about how everyone has it given to them - even in jest lol

Dan

This is Fat Activism

Sullene

Listening from Vallejo California!

Jewish Landlord

Best episode in months, Ray brings out the best in Tim

Tj fender

God damn it I had to get a new phone so now the deleted episode isn’t saved in my downloads

Gregory Olsen

We demand permanent Raymond. Just give ray a blank check and buy him a trailer to put him in the back corner of Dillon Estates. Every single time he is on is my favorite since the last episode he was one. Get it done, Tim. Shout out from the west end of LB. You should come play the shitty bar where Trainors used to be. Shane did it a few months back.

Whipkek

Bill Clinton had sex with children

Parker Ferguson

Is Tim deep throating the mic or is Ray just in another room doing the pod

Daniel

More Kump! At least once per month!

Wesley Tilley

I just realized why Tim likes The Banshees on Inisherin so much… he’s relating to it because Ben chopped off his fingers and threw them at him

user

video??

Nathan Kinsella

41:38 “they created a society that was completely devoid of wisdom” Kump 😂

Big T

That’s how you should end your shows tim you son of a bitch

Victor Dove

He’s morbidly obese and has a speech impediment, still a funny dude though.

MediaAMP

Just listened to the Lex Friedman podcast, have him on again now that FTX has happened and review his confidence in crypto now....

Andrew Norris

Every time Ray is on he sounds like some dumb fat fuck who talks while they eat. I wish I thought he was funny.

Fred

if tim doesnt get back on the coke, percs and 'taid, this podcast is over

Steven Cooper

I would assume he wouldn’t blame the crypto market itself for FTX. He would just say it was a bad actor that has a lot of influence which is bullshit because it was way more than that but I don’t think he would change his views on Bitcoin, ETH, etc

M F

I love Ray. Brings out the best in both of you

Matthew Farmer

This was a great (best since ben left), need more anti-boomer anti-elitist anti-MIC Tim D

Ivan89

So it's all fake, boomers suck and don't toast your bagle

MediaAMP

I agree. He was so steadfast in his belief. But wouldn't the pushback from Tim make for some great laughs? Lol

Benjamin Netenyahoo

The orcs cant get thru Ukraine how do you imagine they'll fair fighting a Nato country? why are you scared bro

Pvt Maggot

People on Ozempic and mRNA boosters will be Soros and Gates’ zombie shock troops in the global war against freedom.

Gerard Murphy

Bloody hell. Ray has either gotten a lot heavier or he is on some strong meds. Sounds so slurred

Gina Calabrese

So Europe can pay for it. Scumbag Germany has barely contributed any defense money to this conflict. Just like they always barely pay their fair share towards NATO but they love to talk about their wonderful social programs. Not to mention them continuing to buy Russian gas for months into the conflict. If it wasn't for the money from the Marshall Plan after WW2 Germany and the rest of western Europe would be third world nations.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I've never heard such an eloquent description of a Long Island boomer as "They have a bias against anyone who won't listen to them talk for 2 hours"

Gregory Olsen

Mostly their chemistry together, they play off each other better than Tim with anyone else. Prime conspiracy chats. His his sense of humor is close to mind. And lastly, him being a mongoloid dirtbag white trash mess adds tons to the dynamic. Everything aspect of the show is better with Raymond.

Joe Sampson

Idea for the US child soldier movie: The bad guys embed themselves in all the schools so the child soldiers have to save the day with “Skewl Shewtings”

Jorge Espinha

I can agree with that also. But you do have an interest that things go smoothly in Europe. We are your biggest market and investor. The Eastern Europeans are more thrust worthy

Zfiorino

The only acceptable guest.

Matt Fry

KUMP KUMP KUMP

Jorge Espinha

Oh the audio ! Oh the audio!!!! What's the deal with the anal audiophiles?

Jorge Espinha

CUG would be a cool guest if only for the accent. If I had to pick I would like to have George Santos in all his glory.

Matt Bauer

Tim. After watching a few minutes of Ben’s “Lemon Party”, I completely understand why he was given a word quota for your show. I went from loving Ben’s giggles to hating his guts in a matter of weeks.

Jorge Espinha

It’s really crap. But he got a boost from Tim’s audience. Some people seem to like it. I don’t

Matt Bauer

Devon isn’t funny and I have a crush on his girlfriend. Jace is annoying, also not funny. And even though Tim gave him a tough time, I’m sure Ben is a talented producer/editor and all that jazz, as well as a great hype man, he doesn’t have the type of wit that Tim or any of the top comedians have that make them funny.

Ryan Kraft

Best combo for me skipping an episode of some one getting water boarded with gravy during monologues

Smalllightstillhere

Time to take those big juicy, yet dropping, balls of yours and have Milo Yiannopoulos on. If you did, we all might have a better understanding of Chicago Drill Rap. AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TECHIE’S ACID STORY!!! I like how you’re a gay man that uses your influence to check the Opus Dei and genuine human traffickers. Thank you for your help with the Tates!!!

Alex Mac Donald

Only beta males think of things in terms of whether it's "beta" or "alpha". Like cringey metalheads thinking of things in terms of whether it's "true metal" or "poser shit" 🤣 Enjoy your boxes, though

Emilia Tessaro

Ray n Tim get chicano tattoos join the LAPD become informants we get a 21 Kump Street ep every month

Victor Dove

Oh shit, Ben is saying he was fired in his Instagram comments on his last post. The truth is out boys

Jenn

Friendly reminder that it’s “next week” and a roths ep was promised

mman

Ray is the goat. Best duo. Cept for me and Ida ;)

IntermittentFisting??

Some people get birthday sex, I got birthday TIX!!! See you in Napa, Pigs!!! 👑🐷

DBear

Bring Ben back

Dan Arnett

I’m listening to the bit on the boomers and hyperventilating I’m laughing so hard. Fucking 🎯

Dan Arnett

Outstanding work guys 👏👏