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Bonus #184 - A Dead Dog (Patreon)

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In this bonus episode Tim rants about the destruction of the world with the continuous nuclear tensions between Russia and Ukraine. Tim explains how depressing it would be in the final days of this earth. Tim also talks about the numerous lies George Santos has told over the past years, including on that resulted in the death of a homeless veteran's dog. 

Comments

MJ Butler

We love the big pig

Tom

Giggle pig

Chris

Not a minute over an hour

You

Fuck yea

Aaron

Hail the orator of the apocalypse

Ben Seales

Could the producer just use the word ‘Tim’ once in the ep blurbs? More autistic than Ben… And commas don’t cost too much I hear…

Andrew Crena

With a little bit of loooooove and some teeeeendernessss

Neil Bitchass Tyson

Piggy you’ve lost me to WARMODE and Matt&Shanes because I’ve seen the light but thank you for seeing me thru the rough times… we’ll always have Austin

Mr. Smith

Tim is back 🙌!

Peyton Carter

The only source of news that I trust😤

Bad As Can
>>100493355

When the bomb hits, I am going to scream...."WE'VE BEEN FONG-ED!!!" And somewhere Raymond Kump will be nodding his head saying, "Yes, Yes we have" .......................and what's funny is at the end, no one will care, STILL, what happen to that guy Ben who use be his intern.

brian

I'm a geotechnical engineer that specializes in geohazards. Send me some pictures of your wall and I'll give you a free thought.

You
>>100493537

just leave the Pig isn’t looking back for you

Andre Doumad

Loved u at the comedy store on Monday ....

Dring

Nuclear war is none of my business

brian
>>100495329

I'm also a homeless drug addict featured on Man in the Street

brian

This app is garbage for commenting.

John Mahaffey

Tim shitting on Andrew Callaghan without ever mentioning him by name is incredible.

BrooklynBorn

Why are you playing videos on Patreon you Pig Tit?

TMoney

sometimes dogs die

pickedKnows

Tim delves into his hatred of Billy Eichner

Stumper

Good pig continue giving me content

Lydon Manning

Man as soon as i heard the cigarette light i knew it was gonna be a good one

Tom Sullivan

The episode descriptions let me know whether I need to strap myself in or not.

Brendan

Dancing Israelis

SG

Where is Ben?

Smokey Waffles

I’d rather there be many guests vs. the same Russia/Ukraine stuff week after week. God it’s so repetitive.

Dirk Diggler

Audio mixing has sucked lately

Queefs galore

Who's a bigger Long Island fake businessman? Tim or George Santos?

Asura™

Trash audio quality

Asura™

The audio is terrible

Neil Osmond

Kump does the man on the street. Thank you🙏😉

GaryOnToast

Love hearing Tim talk about the Ukraine. He's changing the world with this podcast.

Big T

Tim’s take on man on the street is why we need him

Neil Osmond

Dood…the end of the world bit is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

Luis Rodriguez

Me and my father do landscaping if yo send some pictures we can give you an estimate

Luis Rodriguez

We’re located in Texas but we travel. If you’re interested I can send you some pictures of our completed projects. We do remodeling as well.

Luis Rodriguez

Well give you a fair price for that retaining wall

White Man

russia and ukraine? nuclear war? how new and interesting

Jim Kru

#SantoStans

Jeremy Byar

Special announcement . There will be limited Wi-Fi in the Pits ..

Emily Ionescu

Another Ukraine episode? God this is so boring now

Marco Gandara

Either Ben was what made the show funny or Tim too rich to be funny anymore

Adelee Plenderleith

Man I been a Tim Dillon fan for so long. Am starting to feel like Tim doesn’t get joy out of doing the podcast anymore and it’s starting to show. Ben leaving the show was tragic and he just hasn’t been consistently funny since. I hope he can find the joy of doing the show again.

Jenn

Tik tok doomsday clock…

Jenn

Santos went to school in queens but that could be a lie. Wonder if he even knows what the LIE is

Niall Brady

Now this is the Tim that I remember.

Bubba's Broadside

Only in the USA can a Brazilian Trans dancer become a Republican Congress representative for the great people of Long Island

Michael Hilson

Talk about Tank, the dog Brendan Schaub killed….

Ryan

One of the best in a minute. Love ya tim ❤️

ud

melted brains = ukraine is fighting a good fight and totally isn't a proxy war. chad big dick nega brain = we shouldn't have gotten involved in the first place.

Lotta Llamas

Tim, when are you doing the John Wayne Gacy biopic?

PigLover

Man another unfunny episode. IF Ben was here Tim would be ripping off of Yankee in the south

Dave Granger

Man on the street is antithetical to Tim’s humor. What a terrible fucking suggestion.

Jordan lager

Who do I have to suck off to get you to come to Seattle fuck!?

JoshGuy

Rage porn

Alex Gullen

This episode should be consumed with episode 001 on the Clintons. Tim Dillon Esq is a fucking genius and a national treasure, seeing it like it is and spitting it out in fireball, satire format for all to enjoy and understand. What a legend!

Robert Redford’s Penis

We should all pull the funniest prank on Tim and cancel our subscriptions. This dude has been sucking wind for months now

Aaron Mcclutcheon

Was wondering when you’d address the most reputable man to live in long island

SG
>>100502282

This bullshit of replying with a nasty comment is old and lame. You're not Tim Dillon and your comment wasn't witty. My question was genuine and you just had to come back with a corny ass reply. Go fuck yourself you dirty maggot! Your mother should have swallowed! Fuck you!

Clinton Body Count

What happened between theo and Brenda shlob. I’m behind on the drama.

Christian Glen

My dick isn't small: that's Russian propaganda

Ned

Incredible

Axeking
>>100537627

patreon account "PigLover" ,who has been subbed for the many months since Ben was fired, is still crying about it. fucking retard

Lydon Manning

we really needed the abrupt “goodnight” to end this one

Leon Caravelli

Sorry Tim. Not willing to pay for your content anymore. You have become stale and boring! 😴 I think the money has gone to your head. Just unsubscribed... see ya, for FREE on YouTube, maybe?

Sean Finan
>>100569366

I agree, the last thing he did that was hilarious was the episode on Spotify where he opens up an air bnb...for PIGS, pig women who wanna get stuffed full of wine and a half flacid cock. Since then, meh 👎

Mike
>>100569366

Then why the fuck are you still here? You’re the fuckin retards that pay for something to shit on it.eat a dick

Bennett B

I’m ten minutes in and this episode is really painful… gotta improve the content, man. “Man on the street man on the street man on the street.” Dude, come o

Leon Caravelli
>>100569366

I'm not still here! Just waiting for my subscription to run out at the end of the month! Laughing at all you butthurt Tim Stan's running to his defence...

Gary Zimmer

Imagine being as funny as Tim having lots of fans a platform and in with powerful people and you half ass your podcast with audio only lol jeeez invest some time into it Tim it's more interesting when there is video also get Ben on as a guest that would be great

Dick Olson III

Where the hell is the rothschild episode?!?!

Joe the Banker

Declining Patreon count removed. Hope Tim turns this show around.

Dawson Houser
>>100589745

What would a banker even know about numbers? Dont you just kick poor people For a wonderful interest rate of 28.5%?(doubles annually)

Kilolson

Love you, Tim. Love your content. Greedy for more.

B_n4sty

I feel like there’s a missing Rothschild episode, anyone else get that feeling???

B_n4sty

Also, anyone else hear Devan Costa in the background?

B_n4sty
>>100522859

something has changed, it’s palpable. he is sad pig, but he presses on!

B_n4sty
>>100522859

unfortunately, him and Ben made each other laugh and that chemistry is what drove the show. It’s riffing with someone else who is on your level (or nearly)

B_n4sty
>>100520089

it was Tim trying to make Ben laugh because they understood each other’s sense of humor. also Ben played like the ‘straight-man’ dynamic, whereas Tim played the part of loose cannon.

B_n4sty
>>100502282

who are you even asking, though? Tim doesn’t read this and neither does the producer. It’s a bunch of trolls who’ve heard your question 1000x now since Ben left. It’s par for the course here to get ripped when you ask a dumb ass question like that. Go cry into your pillow and ask god why you and Ben are both faggots.

B_n4sty
>>100545332

i’m fully pulling my rothschild support, fuck him and his piece of shit pre-owned Bentley

Jorge Espinha

Definitely beating a dead dog with the Ukraine stuff. I guess it's part of the admission. George Santos poses a problem for every comedian. Where to go? All is so cartoonist! I was glad Tim talked about him. But it's really hard to satirize people with no shame.

Adelee Plenderleith
>>100522859

I agree man. They had great chemistry. I think he should probably incorporate ray or yannis into the show. Because this isn’t working

Adam Goodman

Made it 12 minutes in..Canceled my membership. I'll check back on the fat man in 6 months and see how things are. Oh well 💁

Josh Thompson

Make your shit louder you stupid fucking pig, maybe you don't care if we can fully imbibe in our slop but some of us are HUNGRY- Tell your retard producer to make it LOUDER!!!!!!

SG
>>100502282

Hey Fuck Face, it was a legit question, haven't listened since September. Stop being a loser and reading Patreon comments from days ago and get a life. You fuckers look pathetic replying to comments you had to scroll through to find. No wonder why Ben left, bottom feeders like you who think they got a clever name such as b nasty? You are a joke, not the funny kind. Go get some sunshine, you're growing fungus on your skin.

SG
>>100502282

Your mother is a whore, but you knew that already.

Tyler

The pig has returned to form, one of my favorite episodes. Keep it up fatty

Ehhh

can you fucking imagine if george santos was a democrat

Samuel Carter

Is tim now hiding the number of subscribers because they're continuing to fall 🤔. Noticed a 10k drop in a matter of weeks.

Samuel Carter

Probably because the free YouTube podcast has exactly the same content as pstreon one tbf

JS

He says the Rothchild episode will be out next week, but next week never comes...

Christian Glen

The Chicago mayoral race is almost here. We need a Lori Lightfoot update ASAP

M F

George Santos is a master of Fake Business. I can only respect that

David yao

Lmao Bellevue shoutout. I’m a social worker and legit I can get you some homeless/fentanyl addict interviews. They will literally answer ur questions with no irony just happy to talk

Sam Forbes

Why are there so many gay pro-Ukraine people in these comments lol

D A

Peace out

Jonathan

Tim and Ray should just merge podcasts. Lots of the archive episodes have good energy and they bounce funny stuff off of eachother so easily

Jorge Espinha

Episode 333 was amazing! What a great show! Bravo!!!

Jorge Espinha

Box of awesome was mortally wounded with that unboxing!

Conner

I love listening to a podcast and getting screamed at about Wendy's chick sandwiches every 10 minutes.

Mean Mike

We want to hear about your affiliation with Eliza Bleu.

Jonathan Arzola

Can’t hear anything after 42 minutes… anybody else?

Jonathan Arzola

Only comedian talking so much about Russia, it’s been almost a year dude, change the subject

Joe

Who else is thinking of canceling their Rothschild’s tier if you haven’t already?

Brian Cirri

Thank you for finally speaking on man of the street tiktoks.... I may dislike the actual vids, but it's just embarrassing the millions of idiots that love them

Keto

Looking forward to Santos episode, and then Santos/Dylan power couple who come to presidency after leaked sex tape

Wagner Family

Hey all my Patreon voices are going super fast. What can I do

JHNolan

I want to send the george santos veteran's dog bit @34 mins to my Long Island family thats should go on the youtube

Jorge Espinha
>>100678899

I'm a straight pro Ukraine person. But answering your question, maybe it's the flag, Ukraine has a more faggaty flag than Russia

Comet Pizza
>>100830113

I was just looking at that , wonder if there was another big drop off ? Idk podcast has been great

Elon Musk's Leroy Homeboy Leon Muks in DC w a BBC
>>100830113

Seems obvious Tim / producers are hiding the drastically declining Patreon numbers. Man, to each their own, but if you think TDS has been great lately, go back and listen to material from early 2021 and prior. NYC days, LA porch days, and black drapes room days. Classics like The Pit, Gates of Hell, Jewels, Fake Biz... compared to this??? No way. Those were / are still comedy genius. This last ep was just reading random news articles and giving a half-assed take. Snooze. I'd rather see Tim take a 6 month hiatus to refresh himself than slowly burn away doing half-assed shit like this. Been a fan since 2019. I think Tim just needs a break to reinvigorate himself and the show, to craft something new.

Khady S

Tim what the fuck

John Mahaffey

Where’s this week’s episode piggy?

Taargus Taargus

Every complaint about late episodes = +1 hour added to release. Brilliant

Love Jokes

Hello All - I just wanted to stop by to share my bitching and complaining with you.

Love Jokes

Also Lemon Party is still garbage and not funny at all. Thanks!

David Eric Ricketts

I was wondering where the episode was. I’m watching our pig now and need new slop.

Bobbie Roberts

I had to come see if anyone else was withdrawing

oooPLAYER1ooo

God damn it pig. I really needed this today. Hope ep drops soon I need my slop

Daniel James

Never count on the pig and you'll stay happy

Matt Kolb

I’m not sure what’s worse, no new ep today or the fact that I didn’t check until now? I just don’t get excited for these like I used too. Oh well

Queefs galore

Ozempic claims yet again another victim

Chris James

Remember when Nixon said Bohemian Grove was the faggiest gd thing he’d ever seen?

John
>>100537627

Jacob McCaw, Maybe he’s just disappointed with someone he expected better quality from, you prick.

Josh Bartlett

Remember Tim when you're up there you can only come down

C R

Welp another sub gone. Have a nice life pig

Christian Glen

From Graphtreon, the site that keeps track of all the Patreon numbers: "Patreon stats set to private on Jan 27, 2023"

10000 Reasons
>>101053305

Yeah I’m back on hard drugs just so I can cope til the next ep. I’ve moved into a large moving box on skid row and I’m aggressively yelling at people to tell Tim to drop the ep or the baby gets it. The vagrants are looking at me funny cause I don’t have a baby on me at the moment but it’s post-apocalyptic LA- there’s unclaimed babies on every block. So yeah, DROP THE FUCKING EPISODE U PIG

Jake

Where’s the slop piggy

Jeffrey

At least no episode is better than another Ukraine episode.

Pvt Maggot

Tim was busy in the Chinese spy balloon yesterday, give him some time 🧐

Christian Glen

Release the episode within the hour or we shoot down the balloon.

Mimi Lafrance

We need to do a drinking game every time Tim says « you know »

Anonymous

Are we sure there aren’t Chinese huts attached below said spy balloons? Like a real-life “Up” scenario?

Tim Horton

dumb pig still calls it "the ukraine"

Marshall Galusky

The Abrams Tanks that the US will send will have Depleted Uranium Rounds. This is something to take seriously and look into yourself. I'm sure you have seen the children of Fallujah and Serbia who have become victim to these US rounds. This is where it becomes nuclear, once those tanks hit the ground in western Ukraine.

Marshall Galusky
>>102014061

Russia hasn't declared war because they can achieve the stated goals of the SMO with Russian supplied troops / weapons to the LPR and DPR militias. If they declared war they would level all of Ukraine. If they did this countless civilian lives would be lost. Civilian lives of Slavic people they consider brothers and sisters. If they did this they wouldn't be seen as liberators to a certain portion of the population of the Ukraine. Why at all would they want depleted uranium on their border? Why would they want a repeat of Serbia, largely inflated cancer rates, deformed piles of mush being born because of radiation poisoning? Why would they want the soil to be ruined for hundreds of years in Ukraine, a grain bread basket?

Marshall Galusky
>>102014061

Do you think before you speak or do you drool out of your fat jowls in hopes of creating a coherent thought?

Abuelito
>>102014061

"we" didn't use nuclear weapons in the nations marshall mentioned, you autist dinosaur. the depleted uranium is poisonous without exploiting enrichment or thermonuclear reactions. it gets everywhere and constitutes a chemical weapon to anyone that isn't enthralled to zions fake war crime rules. learn to read before throwing a tantrum

Lindsay

I hope Tim never fixes his little speech errors. Something about his pronunciation of things like “immolate” as “emoliate” is so charming. It’s like the destruction of mankind from the earth is exfoliation of dead skin off the surface of the planet in the end. Never change, Tim. You’re our Armageddon dermatologist & we love you for it.

HummerEV96

George Santos is special.