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Bonus #204 - Hot Dog Warlord (Patreon)

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Tim broadcasts from his Youtube exile in Belarus.

Comments

Lauren

I am 30 seconds in and am already having a giggle seizure

Clayton Christian

Tim's right but also this guy and Wagner control mines on Africa that's where the money comes from.

Lauren

I want Tim Dillon to play Ursula in the next Little Mermaid remake

Cody B

This was so needed🤣🤣🤣 love to have someone to relate to

Peter Mountjoy

Tim definitely sounds like he’s smoking ciggies in this one.

Dawgz 2024

Hot dog water in the bong, incredibly underrated.

Anonymous

Tim, I want to be Russian expert on your show. How I can contact you? You losing billions and billions of dollars. Your podcast on every federal Russian government TV channel. Dm me please. Or moderator who reading it please DM me.

Mean Mike

Snooze fest of an episode. Be best

Sponge

Who’s the fake ben laughing in the background?

Anonymous

I HAVE SOME JEWELS TO SELL

Jorge Espinha

If the war goes on for a few more years, are we stuck with more current affairs podcasts like these? More Ukraine and Russia? In what world “we” wanted the hot dog guy? Who wanted him over Putin? America doesn’t control the world ! What happened in Russia is internal politics, the consequences of propping up a guy with a private army. The Wagner group predates all this mess in Ukraine. I come here for the laughs, to chill out. Can you please keep Ukraine confined to the free episodes? I’m tired of this shit. I used to listen to political podcasts all the time, I escaped that in here and Yannis Pappas podcast. It seems politics found me again. Fuck this man! I have better uses for my money! How many people have you lost with this monomaniacal shit? Fuck!!!

bailey
>>111544615

How about you spend your money on a gun instead and kill yourself with it

John Albergo

Kakalaki Harris is so smart and I learn so much when she talks

Silentk911.

Tim would you say your “At your wits end” with all the stupid people gaining traction? 😂

Ned

Tim when are you signing with shmotify

S

Tim is the ideal moral guardian

Leunam Carreras

3 seconds in, and I’m spitting out water. What a national treasure.

Lana

And a hotdog warlord will save us 🎶🎤🌭🔫🤴👫🏼

Emilia Tessaro
>>111544615

That 6.2 Billion dollar Wagner insurrection didn't even involve a Viking Shaman. More hot dogs less politics. Be best Jorge!!

J.Fine
>>111545530

Spotify wouldn't touch piggy with a ten foot, dick-shaped pole. They BARELY tolerate Rogan's nonsense.

Anonymous

Funny and smart!!! Tim you’re a legend

Anonymous

Let the nukes fly. Thank you Tim.

Anonymous

Perhaps Putin got to hot dog’s family…

LLight

is a coup really a coup until after the coup has already happened? is this pre coup coverage? is everyone dumb as fuck?

phosphate

Tim loves Putin like Joe hates the vaccine

phosphate

I almost laughed like twice this episode. Nice.

Benny

I liked this

Alex Gullen

At this rate, I’m willing to endure the ‘drip-drip’ cortisol updates on more proxy wars and failed coups in my feed, if it produces class satire like this. Yes or Yes!

Handsome twink

Tim we don’t need you to tell us that Wagner is CIA funded. COUP=CIA

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Not so long ago, we used to talk about how George Orwell was right about the future. These days it's about how Mike Judge is more accurate about our dystopian journey.

James Jepsen

Everything seems like a clown world when in reality if we weren’t always going to war with somebody not only the us but the world would fall into financial ruin which would kick start lots of big wars but first a hot dog lol I hope Tim does the audio book for his book if so it’s bought no question

Kevin Stross

The last 20 min are fuckin GOLD. “LET THE NUKES FLY!!!!” 🚀

Anonymous

Does anyone know what episode it was where time was talking about George santos??

Anonymous

Yes or yes MC armored disaster double decker bus and let the Nukes fly$$

Taargus Taargus

Are they going to fake an alien invasion before or after WW3?

Jenn

Literally haven’t changed your position since the w*r started p*g. Anyway have a good LI summer babe🌊🌞

Jonathan Crosswhite

🎶This is the war that never ends🎶 🎶Putin will always be my friend 🎶

One Graham Army

The secret to life is staying off of Twitter.

Anonymous

Oh Tim you've made enough money. If you're really interested in politics, war, current events etc just pay for a degree and learn some intellectual skills. This is worse than the worst freshman poli-sci discussion. This is high school shit. If you had even one working bit...

L
>>111584859

did someone say he talked about him? I have not heard it.

Anonymous

This whole pod was Tim reading articles verbatim and 140 characters of his opinion. A.K.A. could have just been a tweet

Evan Goch

This Russia/Ukraine shit is boring AF and I like Putin.

Ryan

A stupid and unremarkable episode…do better Timmy

HN

As a Putin puppet, personally, Prizgozhin personifies perfectly the pussification of the entire male species. Jan 6 on steroids, nothing but bluster, if he can't shake things up, were all the walking dead.

HN

Yarvin Dillon 2028

Lilith

In defense of the US: Erick Prince is kind of hot, and Prizgozhin is not. On the other hand Putin has a brain that functions, while Biden.....

M C

Putin fanboys in shambles right now. How can you not root for someone who went from selling hotdogs to almost ruling Russia? Inspirational as fuck.

Rusty Shackelford

How can u be pro Palestine but anti russia? Isn't it the same argument? Ukrain is the motherland of Russia?

Anonymous

Crazy ending Timmy car is silent w that one

dgitaylor45

People love any development that seems bad for Putin because #SlavaCurrentThing. Just the usual shit. They believe what they're commanded to because they're bien pensant halfwits and can't help themselves. Thus, principled opposition to US involvement in this war becomes an indicator of "pro-Putin sentiment," somehow. NPCs get their firmware updates from Twitter and NYT, and then go off on people: "beep bop boop Putin fanbois reeeeee WHIRRRR CLICK." Same as with COVID, Trump, whatever, take your pick. It's amazing how well it works, honestly. Most effective agitprop apparatus in the history of authoritarianism.

Jillena

Mispronouncing the vanderpump names 😂😂

M C
>>111612311

He'll offer you $0.00 for a 100% stake in your company LMFAO.

J.Fine

This was some low-effort shit, Timmy, and you know it. How many hours per day do you waste doom-scrolling on Twitter?

Jorge Espinha
>>111629202

Vat U mean "no"? Gud offer, stake in kompany, undred per cent, gud. U wanna die? No? Okay then.

Jorge Espinha
>>111623786

If that was the entire episode it would have been gold. Trow a bit of Sebastian and Joe Rogan imitations and you have Platinum quality

Anonymous

Tim Dillon is truly at his best when the world is ending, which it likely will

Jorge Espinha

I don't know what's worst , Tim's rants about Rússia or Yannis Pappas Italian American guests from NY that think that they are funny. Poor men Sebastians .

Anonymous

It’s fucked up that Tim Dillon is the only person I can stand to hear talk about the Ukraine.

Breaking Taboos

Some liked the episode, others didn't. The comment unremarkable was an interesting one. Can't you see that wanting every episode to be remarkable isn't possible ? If they're all remarkable, they will all immediately become unremarkable.

John Nolan

Very political episode. Was alright. Fuck off

Anonymous

He ain’t wrong

Alyssa Piv

impressed at producer’s russian accent. suspicious

Anonymous

Folks haven’t been this excited about a coup since *checks notes* Jan 6 ‘21?

Po

Brilliant

Anonymous

Please, anything but foreign policy for an hour. Even though I agree with you, it’s exhausting.

Queefs galore

Does this future Lipitor premier customer think on dropping anytime soon?

Anonymous

Crazy that of all people Tim Cum Pig Dillon is the voice of reason when it comes to geopolitical affairs. Fantastic episode.

J.Fine

I wonder what random day we’ll get a new pod this week, if at all? He does realize that the one he put up Monday was LAST week’s super-late episode, right? Right?!? Oh and also, you have 24 hours to shit out a roth’s episode, you fucking deadbeat.

J.Fine
>>111778459

More like a fake charity. He literally ended a pod recently by saying “give me more money somehow”. He actively hates doing this.

Anonymous

10/10 episode. LET THE NUKES FLY

John Gallagher
>>111800505

I spit out my coffee when it just cut and I looked at the player and it was done 🤣😂🤣

Anonymous

I would have thought having to pay at least $5 would filter out the whiners, but with this group it seems to attract them.

Tyler

Apocalypse Tim is the best.

Tony Scarboni
>>111778459

I don't think he "hates" doing this.... but being obligated to do it every week probably sucks. Whatever pay up pig

Jorge Espinha

Putin is the second coming of Jesus Christ our savior. The first Rome was desecrated by Latin pederasts, the second Rome was conquered by Muslim infidels . Only the third Rome remains , the one true Rome , Moscow . Putin the lord protector of the Christian faith will deliver the salvation of the just and the punishment of the sinners . Ukraine is just the start. Soon all western and East EUROPE will be save. Tim Dillon is his American apostolate and will be cute of his pederast ways and marry one of Putin’s daughters and deliver the future President of America Ivan Timothyovich Dillon .

Dee
>>111906272

Although I am on the faculty I was never down with the woke stuff so please count on me as a spy.

Todd

Love paying for the Patreon and getting 1 episode every 2 weeks!

Handsome twink

Tim, I recently listened to red bar. It was the first take from a comedian that wasn’t sucking you off. You moved to Austin to ride joe Rogans cock, and it’s the only thing keeping you relevant. You shit all over that air BNB and they banned you. You tried to make it look like they’re desert dikes but really you are the desert dike. You’re a fat Long Island piece of shit and now I can’t even rely on a good laugh from you. I don’t know how to explain it but it’s like the pandemic was your peak. The content is sub par, you’re too afraid to get age gated and to top it all off are just a complete piece of human trash. I bet Bert krischer will be a better movie star than you, and despite you sucking his cock, you also know that Bert is an unfunny liar and the machine fucking sucked. I can’t say I’m going to unsubscribe because I too am a Long Island garbage pig, but fuck can you at least make me laugh? Sincerely, A concerned PIG

CrowFlyLow

i miss 2016 2017 tim.

Chuck

Goodbye Pig. I've finally had enough and canceled, this show stinks.

Jorge Espinha

Maybe one of you degenerates can help me. I have Netflix , in Portugal and Tim’s special isn’t available. I would like to know why? Why? The 5 of us that would like to watch it, are puzzled. Why this fantastic market is being underserved. Can Tim make it available “a la Louie C K”?

Chuck
>>111982033

I’ve given it many chances brother. It fell off so hard after ben left, hasn’t even been close to the same.

Andrew Mcchesney

Where’s the new free episode it’s 9:04 ET faggot

Chuck
>>111982033

Man I don't now what to tell you, I promise you I cancelled my Hog membership.

Dee

He may have grown apart from us. We were never worthy. Never were, never will be. Save France, pig! Save France! We'll always have Epstein Island. Notre cochon!

Nick Palance Show
>>111982033

As the Boss of all the Corporate Steak House Mafia, you are hereby relegated to only well done cuts of low grade beef at inflated prices to be eaten in the coat room on all fours like the cheap peasant you are and always will be.

Dawgz 2024

Hot dog warlords unite

Vance

Didn't tim just apologize for being late on episodes? Said he would be on time now because he's off the road? Pay for patreon and get patreon material released for the regular ep. I'm a huge fan of tims, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

Steve Voyk

No youtube episodes for 90 days. Looks like he's on strike 2 with the corporate overlords.

M F

The Tier filtering doesn't work

Leo Condon

still love you king pig. you can be late with the content any time you'd like

Love Jokes

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

Handsome twink

All of your funny jokes come from redbar. Joking about joe Rogan dying from Covid was done on redbar, fatty boom batty, redbar, literally anything funny thing said on this or the free episodes has been said on redbar. Tim is a fucking fraud.

Ant P

Брат против брата!

Ant P

Truly a classic episode

Sam Forbes

One of your all time great episodes

Alex Brown
>>112030366

Interesting, you're saying he's stealing the jokes from someone else, or redoing jokes he himself did on some other podcast? Elaborate, pig

Handsome twink
>>112030366

He’s stealing jokes from Michael David from Redbar. He’s adding his own inflection which makes it seem different but as i unfortunately discovered Tim is stealing this guys content. Since redbar is on the outskirts of comedy, tim probably didn’t think anyone would notice.

Handsome twink
>>112030366

I’ve been addicted to Tim since I heard his bit about Dave Rubin and chic fil a. Since he hasn’t been releasing I’ve had to search for alternatives. I found redbar. And I unfortunately learned Tim is stealing a lot content.

Aaron Gunderson

Late again. I’ll just listen to redbar

Colby Maynor

Мои братья = moy brratya = my brother

Jorge Espinha
>>112030366

Fatty boom batty is a slang for a big joint. The essence isn't so much where the raw ideas come from but what you do with them. Try it yourself. Pick up half a dozen things from Rebar and make a couple of jokes. See how easy it is....

Handsome twink
>>112030366

Jorge that’s a far more charitable interpretation than I’m willing to even consider, Tim is STEALING JOKES.

Anonymous
>>112055574

мои братья is plural you fat pig. it means my brothers. my brother is мой брат.

Dick Olson III

Honestly this is one of the best podcasts in a while

Oscar Delgado
>>112030366

I need more evidence that 3 examples of topics that nearly everyone has done. Take that bullshit to lemon party you pedo

Marshall Galusky

Prigozhin was a business owner, he wasn't allowed in the special circle, he constantly bitched about it too

Marshall Galusky

There are ukraine soldiers on camera doing the Nazi salute next to US supplier HIMARS surface to surface missile launchers

victor

American Nazis would also fight for the US if it were invaded. That doesn't mean you help nazis by helping the US. The Mujahedeen split in two, the Taliban and the rest, that remaind allied to the US. Tim simplifies things too much. also, yeah get him on the pod!

Frank Drebin

A tune sung in the shower by man Tim fans

Ariana R

This episode is exactly why I keep paying our piggie ❤️

Anonymous

Am I crazy or does every Patreon episode cut off right as Tim is about to say his last words of the episode?

sean in hawaii

Holy shit this aged well, Tim reads the news

Anonymous
>>113033116

I was just gonna ask about this, not sure if it's poor editing or what but it's kinda odd

Dawgz 2024

RIP TO THE HOT DOG WARLORD FLY HIGH WITH YOUR HAMMER OF DOOM

Marco Coelho

Best intro and end of any podcast ever

Anonymous

Everyone is a complete fucking idiot. I mean people are paying to complain about The Show. Emotions are for retarded people. I want people to stop wanting to say what they unsuccessfully try to think.

Anonymous

The rant about stupid people is sadly the best summary of reality I've heard. Incredible in a bad way just how much fucking stupider its gotten in a few months huh? Fun times for the endless droves of parrotting idiots who somehow still manage to mispronounce everything while speaking with the authority only those full of certainty, intellectual challenges, and intentional ignorance can. We're fucked. Practice your Mandarin in the future West Retarded China.

Oscar Delgado

Still a banger almost a year later

HummerEV96

Prigozhin should've never ended his rebellion