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Bonus #205 - Sorry For The Coup (Patreon)

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2023-07-03 01:13:20
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Tim sits down with Ray Kump over Long Island happy endings, culture keeping you where you are and why a little riot is good for everybody.

Comments

Abdallah Hiffiz

The episode was very Eurocentric. Not my favorite but I am still enjoying listening. Best wishes, Abdallah.

Vlad Bombast

Tim you are a bright guy and I love you. Nevertheless this episode ain't funny. You don't know about France's colonial history in North and West Africa? You haven't seen La Haine? Macron riding the French people like v French Yellow Jackets, w/c whites, the disenfranchised multicultural youth that France claims for it's soccer success but ...the Police molest as a matter if course. Hate to be serious here...just the 'we must defend Western Culture' is actually dangerous. You are entitled to an off day I guess. What I have always appreciated is that you are normally really well informed (for an American). Ray, you gotta have a word: YT issues clearly weighing heavy with the Big guy, big guy. X

Vlad Bombast
>>112059526

I'm well aware. I'm his biggest fan. This episode wasn't funny though and Tim's 'make it up as I go'' schtick (that Moldbug so clearly saw and named, to Tim's embarrassment) can veer into dodgy territory if he's not just a bit careful. We live in incendiary times. Quit the ' Defend Western Culture' horseshit. Sadly many if his compatriots know zilch about European history. Tim's better than this is all I'm saying. And also, Zelensky is a comedian too.

K - Flow

"Well you don't sell weapon systems"

Smokey Waffles
>>112059526

Yeah, but where’s the comedy anywhere in this whole ep? Even if you don’t take Tim’s take seriously (and the whole “we have to keep America American” thing is really pretty dumb) this just isn’t funny. I’m here for comedy and Tim’s biting social commentary. This is neither.

HN

More Kump, every time I imagine he's 2% more plump, like properly managed inflation

Dawgz 2024

I have a feeling this is gonna be good.

Anonymous

hamdullah akbaur allsakalakeum

oliver

we love kump and pig

Fozzy

‘I like a quaint little Riot’ - is the t-shirt slogan of the summer

Sewer World

My joy. My peace. My savior.

Jorge Espinha

Hi Guys! How much Ukraine in this episode? I want to be prepared

Vladimir

piggy is happy for now

Hermano V.

The reason for the protests in France since ever is because it works better that the alternative. France has the best welfare state in Central/Southern Europe.

Peter Mountjoy

I can’t believe how many here like Kump makes me feel like I’m in the wrong place. It’s the Tim Dillon Show not the Tim Dillon and Ray Kump show. Not only can you not make out a single word he says but he is not funny and not that bright. Tim Solo is best. I’m out.

Anonymous

As a Pakistani I can say that majority of our people that go to western lands don’t go because of culture clashes or persecution, they go for economic reasons and better job opportunities. It is very interesting to see global elites utilise Muslims of all people to usher in draconian control in the western empire. In my opinion in fifty to sixty years you will see a considerable amount of European and maybe even America itself have a significant Muslim population to the point where they either become a very strong minority or in certain cases a majority. The reasons for that would most probably population growth in Muslim communities coupled with vast amounts of westerners converting to Islam of there own volition. You can already see these things happening in countries such as Japan where Islam is the fastest growing religion even though it has a tiny Muslim population because many Japanese are opting to convert to Islam. I think this short sightedness on the part of elites will cause them a lot of issues because Muslims of all people are extremely protective of their views and ways of life. My relatives who live in the US have assimilated to an extent but do not accept progressive views at all and instead opt to stay in Muslim communities in order to preserve the Islamic ways of life. Just my views regarding the current situation being spoken about. Also Tim love the episodes and the podcast. You are my favourite podcaster and I pray for your happiness and further success ameen.

nick

Love kump

Anonymous

Am I retarded or are half of Kump's punchlines inaudible through the flapping of his jowls?

Britz Man

Please don't get lipo! All comedians that got lipo became unfunny droopy skin sacks.

dreary

dangeously based episode

Castlebar Mateo

Ray’s talking about James Burke. Sexual deviant and police chief

Anonymous

"When I visit France, I don't want it to look like Africa." True Poetry!!!

Anonymous

Tim Dillon, voice of reason.... were all doomed.

Emilia Tessaro

Welcome to Liposuction theatre. Sorry for the coup. Stuff ur pie hole and enjoy the show Gosh I love Ray n Tim combo

Gromit®

I would give up a limb to watch these two fuck.

LI LOUD

I think the town of babylon sank another extra foot into the bay because of this episode

Anonymous

I am living in France and the rioters aren’t immigrants, they are children of immigrants born in France.

Jorge Espinha

I can't believe I have now a Twitter account! Thank you Youtube! You peal a layer out of these tech bros and you find a Nazi.

Nick

His originality has gone away. In the toilet. Also stop having Ray on he’s painfully unfunny.

dgitaylor45

Oh FFS. Kump. As funny as a ruptured hemorrhoid. I doubt he should be on any podcast - but certainly not a comedy one. Maybe one about junk food and how to navigate life with a very, very low IQ.

John

Ahhh Tim has finally tipped over the edge of being full on racist right wing…. Almost time for me to get outta here

John
>>112100635

Hmm and what about all the neo nazis and racists on the right?

John

France riots and burns down shit 5x a year but the cops kill one black kid and africans riot one time and now theres a problem… wonder why🧐

Osama Bin Latinx

Gifting Ray Kump a gently used PX90 for his wedding present.

Dawgz 2024

I bet this Ray guy has some cum gutters.

Ben Seales

Does ray deserve 25% of all Tim’s present assets and capital for his part in the show that primed Tim for his soon to end imperial phase? I’m not being timist, I’m just asking. Pass the soy sauce please.

Jorge Espinha

“America is an unfair hell’s scape “ Oh boy! You Americans need to travel, and when you do, lease leave the resort!

Jorge Espinha

There’s a gofundme for the cop’s family. Not bad it has already 1.5M ! I contributed. Fuck these assholes! It’s all performative . There are parts of Marseille controlled by criminal gangs but no protests about that!

Queefs galore

At least 167 million people speak french in Africa. France population is 68 million. Tim's such a coward for not saying he doesn't want to see black people in France.

Jorge Espinha

Tim please keep the Ukraine stuff just for Twitter

Jorge Espinha

America is unfair hell’s scape to “I want America to stay American” in 30 minutes. Not bad Tim. We will make you a conservative one of these days!

Anonymous

I love when Tim and Ray give opinions on stories they know nothing about, such as this Paris situation.

Rusty Shackelford

That was a terrible episode. Rat is a delight. Pretty sure the new producer is dead.

KINGDUM BLACK

Awesome episode as usual.. Thnx..

Foley's Wedding Planner

"What is....do you have an idea?" "Well I'm gonna tell you....it's called the Holocaust"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Ray I will pay you to piss off my step mother" ....It's a Long Island episode....

Anonymous

Just bring back Ray as the co-host already, please?

William Alton

Every episode Ray is on is a gem.

Seth McBride

Please bring back Ray as co host

Anja Konradsson

Just joined patreon for some laughs. But Timmy, puuu-lease, dont talk politics you are painfully ignorant

Osama Bin Latinx
>>112173957

David Eric Ricketts with the atomic dunk! Eat shit Anja Konradsson, probably a fake name. - Osama Bin Latinx

Anja Konradsson

Didnt know you Dillon simps were that rabid. Anyhow go fuck yourselves. Sorry you can't take criticism of your master.

Caleb O
>>112176170

Anja you have to understand that many of these people are not well. I implore you to stay here and keep giving the Pig his monthly fee, even in spite of his terribly sick fans.

Anonymous

Ray is the almost as incomprehensible as Bert Kreischer

Aaron Gunderson

Does anyone remember the name of the pod where Tim provides commentary on a Hoarders episode?

Handsome twink

Where’s the Independence Day special you fat fuck!

Anonymous

Loving how much Ray we’re getting lately!

Anonymous

Come to Canberra on your Australian tour! It’s literally the nations capital!!

Liz

This was great! I listened to an old Yannis Pappas episode while watching fireworks tonight along the Hudson River. I thought it was the best way to show my patriotism during a time like this. New York has sadly turned into an expensive shithole. It looks more like a 3rd world country every day. I am out of here before the 2024 election. I can't tell you guys how bad it's gotten. It's not the crime that's the worst part, it's how dirty and rundown it's become. No one in their right mind should move here no matter what the case may be. I just don't know what else to say.

Liz

Joseph

Tim has had Ray on so often that nobody has mourned Ben’s exit in months.

M F
>>112208431

Good its been almost a year. People need to get over it

M F

Sorry for the politics is what it should be called

Anonymous

Yes, please continue to put a person with a speech impediment on an audio medium.

ud

Sorry to inform the pig- you go to Africa you will be hearing a lot of French, interacting with colonial France, etc. The colonial power that subjected millions of Africans to various atrocities- deserves every single migrant they find at their border. I say burn it all down and say goodluck to everybody. And btw- France's rape of Africa continues to this day. How would the pig like to handle that problem? Or is it too complicated and the easiest solution is - Africans go back to Africa?? Lol

ud

Also interesting two white guys know that Black folks don't like MLK lmao... a bit more nuanced and MLK's practice is still carried through to this day. I love the pig but also hate him - needs more Black friends definitely

Justinian

The migrants are invaders! Kick the fugees out! Launch the pogroms!

Anonymous

I’m not a fan of these episodes with Ray.

Dee

Tim's CIA handler wants to know when the new Rothschild episode is coming out.

Brandon W

I hear Ray Kump , I smile 😊

Nick Palance Show

PIG, free crème brûlée for life if you drop Wednesdays going fwd.

Josh Wolf

As a gay, I quite enjoy my wild sex and drug orgy party culture 🤣🤣

Pleasureman69000

Can't wait for your lemon party episode next week

Handsome twink

Imagine tim, stressed as fuck trying to cut the deal of century with a new content platform. I hope they eat your fatass alive at the negotiating table. Tim going in thinking he’s going to get a xqc 100 mil deal. And then sexually blackmailing him into selling his soul to Hollywood. A great end to the Tim Dillion lore.

Anonymous

I would pay an extra Patreon subscription just for Ray and Tim once a week

Anonymous
>>112289528

oh, perfect, this guys got the answer to all our problems, and it's only ONE WORD, wow, thank you for blessing us with your infinite wisdom, sensei

S M
>>112285618

Ben he’s not coming on the show unless he can suck your cock again

xSynergy

I’m at my wits end with you.

Nala

WHEN WILL PATREON STOP SHITTING ON HEARING IMPAIRED PEOPLE, AND ADD THE DAG-GUN CAPTIONS?!??

Todd

ray is a liberal cuck

J.Fine

So how good was June's Rothschild's episode, guys? I dropped to the lower tier because he'd been fucking around and not delivering, but now I'll bet I'm really missing out on some chuckles... right?

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

Yo PIG, there are 29 African countries where French in the national language.

ud
>>112390259

Spittin, too bad the pig doesn't read these lmao

DB
>>112389065

At this point, Tim should just get rid of that tier altogether. 🤣

Nick Palance Show

FFS, can't you whiny bitches let Tim enjoy a lil summer vacay whilst negotiating the Twitter bag without complaining about your $1.25 episode? Also, I'm unsubscribing.

Anonymous

New to Patreon what’s the best episode on here

Dr. Juice

Another Ray!!! 💪😝

Handsome twink

It’s embarrassing how little you work. This has quickly become as shit as the H3H3 podcast.

Anonymous

Tim is tough enough to listen to alone much of the time. Adding the talentless Ray Cunt just pushes it over the line. You can hear the accumulation of fat in his head when he talks. Done paying for this shit.

Tyler
>>112462795

You type fatly yourself, something tells me your BMI isn't far off from these beasts.

Anonymous

Why is it sped up

Katie C

You know who wasn’t late on new episode drops? Ben.

xSynergy

You should take another look into the sandyhook thing.

Dee

Universe 25. The pig is a beautiful male that turned homosexual for what? Better access to luxury primping? It would follow.

Michael Hudson

Every week with this. Let’s class action the pig.

Anonymous

I am close to going all in on the lemon party podcast

Ian

I have this oddly strong gut feeling that ever since Tim had the Biden twinks on he’s been heavily drinking.

J.Fine

"Give me more money somehow" -Tim Dillon, June 2023

dgitaylor45

Tim rants about all the people he knows who have no business trying to do comedy and how they need to quit deluding themselves and get a real job. Then he foists this fat sack of lukewarm IQ on his audience twice a month. I've had broken bones that were funnier than Kump. He's the huffing, puffing, walking epitome of someone who needs to focus on literally anything else.

bailey
>>112531038

This is like the 3rd comment ive seen from you, go do something else besides complain about kump you unfunny faggot loser, looks like you need to focus on LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE LOL

Jorge Espinha

Did anyone see the new Tom Segura’s special? I thought it was the weakest so far. Better that 90% of the specials on Netflix (that’s not saying much) but not his best. I wonder if all the podcasting isn’t affecting the stand up. Plus these guys don’t have normal lives anymore, so how can they get good material. The take away messages were , he has an average dick and he eats Christina’s ass. I wish I didn’t know that.

Tanner

What the hell is even this?

Nick
>>112517718

This is saying a lot but it’s true. This shit is getting lame.

Jorge Espinha
>>112541735

Don't like that guy. Fuck him. A dickhead that comes to America and despises Americans? Screw him. Americans are to lenient with the foreigner entertainment trash.

veronicablazer

tim :(miss u so much. I posted a video on my Only Fans last night and mentioned how much I'm struggling going on week 2 of no Tim D content:/ come back soon

Steven J Blea

This is like the 4th week in a row you’ve been late…. I’m not trying to be a complainer but come on man. It’s become the norm.

Handsome twink

All good things come to an end. I’m glad I was apart of the greatest run in comedy history, but Tim’s gone stale. See you all at the next YouTube/patron Ponzi scheme!

Anonymous

Bought Caro’s book on Robert Moses a while back but haven’t been able to start it.. think I will now

DB

It's getting ridiculous at this point. The only valid excuse is that he's currently working out some kind of exclusivity agreement and can't post in the interim. If not, this is fucking crazy. Imagine pulling in 200k+ a month and not being able to find the time to put out an episode on time. Happens all the time now. Cancel a fucking comedy show if you have to, to make time. I'm not even kidding. Two. hundred. thousand. dollars. per. month. last time I checked.

Chulupa Batman Jr

Put the 12 piece extra crispy down and give us our slop!!!!!

Marshall Galusky

The people who killed a million civilians in Iraq and starved 500k civilians in Syria want you to believe Putin is a bad man. They also want you to believe that Wagner troops 100km from Kiev stationed in Belarus is a somehow also a loss for Russia.

Anonymous

We should throw a coup

Anonymous

It's crazy that Cum Town and Legion of Skanks are more professional than you. The ego is getting to Tim

Mean Mike

New episode is on Spotify without video. fuck cucktube

Jorge Espinha

The free episode is good! ( is it free if it’s on Spotify?) Uneven but good . The bit about Jonah Hill is great. He’s in good form, Annie Lederman is a good sidekick . Funny and hot. Rare. I think he’s right, hot stupid people have happier lives. But , having a bad memory and good health also helps.

Jorge Espinha

I have been shy with criticism about the schedule fuck ups. But enough is enough. This is the most important job in your life. You make a shit load of money from Patreon . You should release the episode on time every week. Every thing else comes second . Get your shit together. I don’t begrudge your wealth, I would like Yannis Pappas to be making the same money, the more the merrier. But I do expect you to respect your end of the bargain. Yannis is on time for a small fraction of what you make , and he has two daughters and has to pay Jared and Jessie.

David Eric Ricketts

Annie is one of my favorite Comedy Store comics. And she was always cool to me, so bonus. Glad she’s getting eyeballs on her. Also, where is our slop, PIG? With peace and love.

Anonymous

New episode on Spotify

victor

Hey Tim, the regions of France with the least immigrants and their descendants are Brittany, Pays de la Loire and Normandy. Fyi Putin won't use a nuke, America has nukes too, he's not suicidal. Also is it a coup when you, the parliament of Ukraine, supported by the US, impeach a president that had troops shoot protesters? It's nothing like Iran in the '50s. And if the guy hadn't been deposed, Western Ukraine would have probably tried to secede, instead of Crimea and the Donbass. No easy way out. True, the US stumbles into problems abroad, but doesn't necessarily create them

David Hamilton

Do you and Annie not understand that in the culture of pigs, you're literally "the hot people". Charisma, talent, and not fat is hot af. The standards have gone so far down. Tim, tell me you wouldn't let Louis jerk off for you, and think it was hot in this nightmare culture 🤣

DB
>>112592040

Yep. I'm not sure what's up with the schedule issues. It's gotten progressively worse since Ben left. He needs a producer that can keep him on schedule or something. And don't get me started on the Rothschild tier. Total Shit show. I downgraded several months ago.

J.Fine

How hilarious is it that we didn't get the episode we paid for last week because pig was busy throwing himself a weird, white trash high school reunion in his backyard? Who the fuck does that? Also confirmed that he's just waiting on the blue checkmark he paid for to start posting the main show on twitter. I thought rats were supposed to jump OFF of sinking ships, not onto them. Do pigs do the opposite?

Tyler Bailey

This has been happening for a year now

Oscar Delgado

🎶 Aaaaaaaaaaaaand a hot 🎵 dog warlord 🎵 will save usssss

Anonymous

You’re a real piece of shit Tim.

S M

Tim now has the barstool kid producer practicing Ben’s laugh. Also he talked about how much he hated HS and life then throws a reunion? What a pos not to mention he tried to fuck me in a Foxwoods bathroom

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Whatever happened to Ben? Looks like lemon party hasn’t exactly taken off…

Ian

For far too long Tim has profited from shitty jokes about the LA homeless. It’s time to make him one of them.

Ian

I hope he loses the home in Austin as well and it gets sold at auction to a trans couple from Portland.

Matt J

The pig left us with a kump episode tells us everything we need to know of what he thinks of us on here sad really wonder if Tim’s worried about the new Mel Gibson movie odd timing 🤣

David Mettee

I guess if the fat piece of shit has one thing to do during the week it's too much to sit down in front of a mic for an hour and spew bushit.

Anonymous

Got an email today saying your Patreon receipt is here. Shame my fucking episode ain't!

Nick

Spank me Pig. Take my money and leave me feeling unfulfilled without an episode.

Dawgz 2024

Guess new slops are on Spotify

Anonymous

Does this guy even work anymore?

Anonymous

Take my money pig! Can I at least get merch discount paying $20 a month?

Gregory Infanti

The Patreon episodes in the summer of 2021 (or was it ‘22) were out of control. Can anyone tell me on which one Tim advocates putting all the homeless in LA into one big building, only to ‘9/11 IT!’ hahahaha

Peter Mountjoy

Hey Fat Fuck. The cops have been sent to arrest you for theft.

John Nolan

Spotify has a Sunday episode not released on YouTube or here. Wtf? Zero communication. Fire your producer you pig.

Jarvis

Bens pod is seamless…. That being said…. Cap Butt Fucking nuttin without his Cum Pig Tim’s Patreon is his greatest FakeBiz yet

Jarvis
>>112727455

Thank! Sounds ….. Hot & Dumb Good looking out bromosexual

Anonymous

I'm still unsure why these movies have to be constant remakes of old ones... is it simply to get older gen viewership?? is it laziness? I don't understand it but that is a lot of what's creating this sense of younger generation/new culture "ruining everything." Also yes willy wonka should absolutely be a creep

z17seattle
>>112712616

You don't deserve a discount. If you were smart you wouldn't pay every month. Your money is better off in Tim's hands.

Hugh Jass

Literally just arrested a suspect this week...

Hugh Jass
>>112868086

In the coming decades the numbers won't be there, European birth rates are historically low...it's already too late.

Anonymous

Bro bring back Ben wtf

Stephen Dodd

Ray and tim!!!!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Brian Cirri

Hahaha... They found the Gilgo beach killer like a week after this episode...

RODsupremO

Tim better start reeling guests & dropping casts

Anonymous

At first I thought who in the heck is this mush mouth cohost of his and then realized this fucking guy is hilarious. The wittiest, incomprehensible guy I’ve ever heard.

Bertram Bunch
>>113451809

You’re new- it’s the great Ray Kump. Check out Tim’s Ray Kump impressions on YouTube. He’s been doing the podcast with Ray for a long time. Original partner with Tim Dillon is going to Hell.

Ferd Wenen

Mass immigration is because of the western foreign policies on the sharks. If sharks would be killed more, those people would not go to Europe. Thats the whole issue

Armin bay

Would pay more than $20 for a Ray and Tim show. Pls just do it.

Marco Coelho

“Safeguarding western culture is going to be a rallying cry” okay but Tim this is manufactured by right wing goons it doesn’t happen on its own

Marco Coelho

Tim may have 100x more insight than the average person into a given topic but he is still guilty of Ameri-brain here and there; commenting on France with near-zero knowledge about french history or modern French culture for example. Just reactionary and no nuance

Axeking
>>117810838

Not a single person gives a shit about France or their culture, especially whatever god forsaken "culture" modern France is coming up with. Not Americans, not a single person.

Roy

The Great Ray kump 🥳

Jake Allen

$20 a month for a Tim and Ray show, please. We need it.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Who is this idiot Ray? Does he say anything of any kind of substance? Why is he talking and not saying anything? And he doesn’t enunciate what shitty words he mumbles through…. How irritating!!!

Michael Theam

He needs a 40ft container guest house