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Bonus #206 - Tim & Timothée (Patreon)

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2023-07-12 05:46:40
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Timothée Chalamet is the reason this episode is late.

Comments

Lex

Tim doing the little black girl just sounds like Maurica lmao.

Anonymous

I gotta give credit where it's due, the retards who always complain stay true

Jenn

Don’t move Upstate!!!!!

josef denis

Like to hear Tim's take on sound of freedom, an actual good film for a change

Hudson Hansard

He just played a cannibal in a movie…

Clinton Body Count

Ray is a genius. My god Ray giving people real titles is the way to fix this nation.

infinite Fibonacci

Andrew Tate as Willy Wonka actually would be the greatest movie in the past 10 years PS love you Ray

Casey

Ah so good . we are blessed to get these

hedges

She clearly didn’t understand the spirit of “Fat toothless bitch”

Matt J

If Tim puts Ray on the next episodes I can’t justify this Patreon anymore especially when stavi is killing it

Anonymous

I watched the trailer on yt before listening to Tim's commentary. While watching I wondered to myself if this really, truly, actually is the end of good cinema forever. It was a daunting thought. Then I listened to Tim and he said the same thing. So sad.

Anonymous

Jonah Hill as a 600 pounder playing Augustus's dad 😂

Emily Hussey

Ray!!!!! Thank you for the resurgence of the word peccadillo!!! Great episode! Soo good

david zilinski

The 90 second chalamet Jk Rowling bit justifies paying for this patreon

Denton Visual

I love this show. The combination of actual wisdom and gross hilariousness is something I don't think I've experienced before, it's perfect. I just about cracked when you brought jay Z and Beyonce into it, ahhh that slammed it home. Bravo 😂

Anonymous

How did they eat the quesadillas in 3 seconds?

Pleasureman69000

I wish a targeted drone strike on anyone who posts about how upset they are that ray is on. Alternatively feel free to kill yourself.

Emerson Powell

Can’t wait for the tour. See ya in Brisbane Tim. 🇦🇺🦘

Jonathan

Keep ray on the Patreon

PROM

Geez Tim what the fuck. Stop with Ray Kump on the podcast.

Jimbo

Tim mispronounces 'pretzel' like my kid when they were four years old.

PROM

The only people you are gonna have left are people that actually like Ray Kump. I can’t listen to that retard for more than a minute.

PROM

Start a separate tier w/ Kump, for people who actually wanna listen to that guy

Anonymous

Ray Kump is awesome.

Poutine

Anyone who doesn't like Ray just doesn't get it. Ray is one of the only people who can challenge Tim intellectually. Ray has been here from day 1. If you know Tim's friendships this one is one of a kind.

Jared

Ray lump good guy his laugh makes me want to swallow a 12 gauge though

Whipkek

I love when fat disgusting people call other people fat or disgusting. Makes the universe whole

Jorge Espinha

I have changed my mind regarding Kump. He gets Tim's creative juices flowing. Bottom line, I want the episodes on time, be it with Tim alone, with Annie or Ray. If Tim feels uninspired, at least have him read diner menus of the 1950's. But release something. How many fucking studios do you need? It's not like the sound quality or video quality is top notch (doesn't have to be) one of the best episodes was recorded while Tim was driving. Yannis records his episodes in a shity microapartment in NY. Stop building studio sets and invest your money in Bitcoin futures or burn it.

Dawgz 2024
>>112807518

He’s the best guest behind the weed expert, I listen to that one b4 bed.

Jorge Espinha

About Jonah Hill. What should interest us is that Jonah Hill is a great actor with a big range. Of course he's a narcissist DB, most actors are. We would also be dickheads if we lived our entire life in that environment. They have their own language, and Jonah being an inteligent albeit narcissist guy weaponized all the Psycho babble bullshit his therapist teached him. The only reason surfing barbie is known it's because of her famous ex boyfriend. You need to be a Bitch with capital B to share the messages to the public. Yep, he was being a Dick, so drop the guy and move on. He wasn't breaking any laws or threatening her. The modern woman likes to keep all the helplessness of the victorian woman combine with a girl boss attitude all this coupled with zero accountability. A sweet deal. Actors have to behave like mafia guys 1. Do not write anything 2. Don't say anything on the telephone lest you are being recorded. 3 speak to your love one near a noisy waterfall when chastising them to avoid recording. 4 be ambiguous

Christ

Come back to Kansas City!!

Emilia Tessaro
>>112811462

Jonah Hills composite character in Moneyball was celebrated with an Academy Award cuz he somehow managed to out act Brad Pitt and Philip Seymour Hoffman. He was the moneyball of Moneyball (ie the underdog). He is an excellent actor with range. Whatever salacious psychobabble his ex released is clearly an attempt to hurt him cuz he most likely strung her along and then had a baby with someone else. Classic no accountability. Men will date for years with no intention of commitment. When I see Jonah Hill I dont see someone who is emotionally abusive, I see someone who understands exactly how to use emotions. And thats OUR lane. How dare he use terms like “boundaries” and “trauma”. That kinda talk is ridiculous even for an actor. I physically and emotionally abused grown men today for a strawberry. ONE strawberry. (There was a pint left in the staffroom where I work) This “modern woman” you speak of is mostly manufactured

Anonymous

every single episode with ray gets me laughing. For any who dont get his humour, just do yourself a favour and listen to foundational episodes (like eps 1-20) and you will instantly understand

Jorge Espinha
>>112811462

Great analysis. I used a very wide brush. I should have “some women”. Jonah’s choice of words reveals a profoundly selfish boy. That’s something that happens, and here I’m going to use a very wide brush, most male actors and musicians , can afford to live in perpetual adolescence. Beautiful women come to them effortlessly. The rest of us drones have to work hard and be at our best behavior. Women actors and musicians don’t seem to suffer the same problems. They often share the egotistic behavior but they are not children. Jonah was good in everything I’ve seen him , he was tremendous in MANIAC. What a great performance. And that’s what Jonah Hill is to me. I don’t have to date him, work with him or be part of his family. Keep the good work with the strawberries.

dgitaylor45

If this is how it's gonna be, rename it the Tim & Ray Hour or something. It's unfair to Kump to make him a co-host without crediting him, and it's unfair to your customers who expect a show that isn't so full of Kump dross.

Anonymous

Omg lmao totally agree abt this wonka rant LMAO

William Alton

Ray is the man. Appreciate every time you guys get together.

Victor Dove

Tim pronouncing pretzel as “prentzel” makes my skin crawl

Draven Cruz

My girlfriend sent me the Wonka trailer yesterday. I couldn’t even finish it. Hilarious that you guys brought up the fact that he’s lifeless, and that you’d still eat his ass.

Michael Smyth

Tim and Ray riffing is exceptional

Alex

Ray was definitely in special Ed classes growing up.

Dec

More kump

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Tims going on another “tour.” Well folks I guess that means well be lucky to get 1 episode a week (that’s on the Patreon)

mikesi1983

What if chalamet starting dating Bruce

Anonymous

Moving forward, each day Tim is late on Patreon or YouTube, *something* will go in a pot.

Ian

Tim needs to get the world of t shirts kid from Tik tok on the pod immediately. Someone far more talented than Timothée

Nick Palance Show

Get Alec Baldwin on to talk Gilgo Beach serial killer 🙏

Anonymous

This is just such awful content. He’s got about half a show of juice and just a bunch of fatso fiddling and diddling otherwise. Ray Cunt is brutally unfunny, please find another friend.

Anonymous

What we need is a blockbuster origin story about how we just entered the second cold war.

Abdallah H

It’s always good when Kump is on

Jorge Espinha

Suspect Arrested in Serial Killings of Women Near Gilgo Beach In all, the remains of nine women, a man and a toddler have been found in the area on Long Island. Simple and sophisticated clues led investigators to the arrest.. TIM WE NEED YOUR COMMENTS !

David Davies

Tim, you were a bit much on #353 with Annie. You were cutting her off like crazy man. I love you and you're the funniest person alive tho

Jorge Espinha
>>112926998

Yes. I noticed that. I felt she was on her way to tell a couple of funny stories and Tim cut her off.

Tape Trader

Tim if your anything your not “very sorry” for anything . Fuck off . Just press record .

Anonymous

Tim - Build your comedy empire in Wisconsin along Lake Michigan. Milwaukee, Port Washington, or Sheboygan. The Great Lakes will be the last battleground for fresh water as the climate fails. The lakefront real estate is already beautiful and you could buy a ton of it. Similar trash people to Long Island, you’d love it.

Connor Brady

We need an emergency cast with Ray to cover the Gilgo arrest. I’m imagining you and Ray impersonating the Long Island trash neighbors being interviewed by the news.

Queefs galore

We need a remake of Cruel Intentions with Ray as Reese Witerspoon, Tim as Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Phillippe as Sebastian again.

anthony barca

Tim please make a higher tier monthly option above the rotheschilds. I’ll genuinely pay 100$ a month to hear you go completely unfiltered. I want the racist transphobic faggot tim that’s deep down.

Emilia Tessaro
>>112964250

We all want unfiltered stop price gouging our slop. You're gonna feed us to the psychopath sheep wolves at Youtube. One tier: Ponderosa (homage to the all American all you can eat buffet)

Sniggering
>>112964250

How small of you. I suggest he enrol a million dollar tier. Time to separate the mutton from the lamb

David Eric Ricketts

Next week’s Patreon will be three days late with special guest, Devan Costa. I’ll enjoy, but we may loose a couple fans to suicide.

Jackson Teller

I agree with Tim we dont need a Wonka origin story but Jeremy Allen White should’ve be young Wonka. I hope the movie with Chalamet bombs

Caleb Mackin

why the fuck does he say prentzel

Evanchoro

it's Ibi'za.. not Ibi'tha. You don't have a lisp lol

leo

I love when the fat guy imitates the fatter guy.

Delyn Kirstein

Is this how you want to honor your grandfathers legacy?

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Are we just not doing YouTube anymore? Should have called this one Zoomer Wonka. Ya Fuck

Jorge Espinha
>>113003891

It's an overcorrection. Spanish pronounce several sounds like they have a lisp (I heard a legend that is was because the courtiers tried to imitate a queen that had in fact a lisp, it's so stupid it's probably true) I pronounce it the Portuguese way emphasising the Z. Fuck them.

Jorge Espinha

The quality of the podcast has ups and downs, but the comment section never disapoints. I said before and I will say it again this his the best comment section in the history of the Internet.

Salil Al-Sawarim

I have been busy this summer was just excited to download a lot of episodes for a flight...... but oh there is only 1

Anonymous

fat ass is taking all our $5

John Mahaffey

Where is our content you fat fuck?

Anonymous

As Tim's new self proclaimed spokesperson, you are all a bunch of ungrateful fucks. With that being said, take after France. Go burn cars and light shit on fire in protest. Be the change you want to see fuckers.

AllTooEasy_

Timbo, I’m noticing that Consistency is constantly inconsistent. What the problem is?

Chris Seifried

Are we taking bets on what the excuse will be this week on why he is late?

Slide Slick

U owe like 32 hours of rothschild episodes

Anonymous

Why does it always feel like you are in the middle of building a studio since 2018?

Devon Woodrup
>>113060299

i subbed once to it a year or so ago and even then, Rothschild episodes were far as hell behind. at least a dozen hours. it aint gotten better i bet

Jonathan Casson

I would literally pay more money to hear less of Ray Kump

Ian

Scumbag

Anonymous

Talk about the menu at rays wedding and the caterers. Did Tim go to tastings?

Nick Palance Show

The world served up the absolute best content fodder for Tim with the capture of a Long Island serial killer in real estate ... and ... crickets?!?!

Osama Bin Latinx

I rarely agree with Kumpo but he’s 100% right. Chelemet is a terrible actor. That kid is barely sentient.

Steven J Blea

Being hot and dumb would be kinda cool. Then I wouldn’t care when or where the pig decided to spew his slop. I guess I’ll just be sad

Anonymous

This fat pig needs to toss out the 7/11 taquitos and make better eps. Love you Tim Piglon

Mykee Steen

Please get Hedges on the pod already.

Anonymous

Caitlyn should be the new Willy Wonka with Tim costarring as the fat child that drowns in chocolate as she watches

J

gave my hometown a shout out! please buy Schenectady!

Anonymous

Ray saying birth of the nation im fucking dead

Steven Cooper

This might be the funniest episode of all time. I was fucking crying laughing at the JK Rowling part

Anonymous

nicolas cage as willy wonka

Brendan

Call Ben faggot

Barry Quinn

Love it when the Pig cumps in my ear

HummerEV96

Would love to see Tate as Wonka.

Aintshook

Deactivated sex bot Timothy Chalomet.