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Bonus #208 - Beautiful Things (Patreon)

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2023-07-27 10:20:16
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Content

Tim compares sharks to terrorists and explains why he has taken his time to weigh in on the Gilgo Beach murders.

Comments

Alex Harris

Worked with Sam on Idol, He is a TOTAL jerk, berated his crew on that 'Idol' show. Spent money out the wazoo making a wealth/perversion worshiping show. Azeria and Weekend were nice to the crew, but that director is a nepo-baby with a temper and mediocre ability at best, but mediocre ability + dumptrucks full of cash and talented actors = illusion of artistic prowess.

Denton Visual

I think the answer to the shark problem is just to bring back those world war 2 explosive mines on chains under the water and just scatter them randomly throughout the beach. if a couple people have to get limbs blown off in order to start taking these sharks out, so be it! 🤷‍♂️ I don't see any other more reasonable way. It's a fairer death than these dickhead sharks deserve.

Nick Palance Show

Consuming the bi-weekly slop in a DMV is a whole vibe. It’s as if Tim is the soundtrack of this God-forsaken hell hole and it just fits like OJ’s glove (we all know it fit)

Anonymous

Just got tickets for Sydney show you broke ass bum bitch! Count down has began mate please make this show lit 🔥

Kraypaper

Tim's producer is like Jamie if Jamie sucked

MIZ SHEEN

Tim doesn't give back he gives up! buy a homeless man McDonalds for every missed episode including rthschld

Kieran

The guy in the backgrounds laugh is fucking horrendous, do something about it

Dick Olson III

I can't cum either if im not getting eaten by a shark.

Jorge Espinha

I was underwhelmed by his take on the Long Island serial killer. He must be covering for someone. It can’t be Jabba the Klump because he’s too fat to exert himself in such a way. Maybe it’s one of his Dyke friends.

David Eric Ricketts

Our pig can build 10,000 studios around the country and he’d still be late on the podcast. Get your shit together, grifter! My favorite pig and grifter, that is.

Philip Ebanks

Your doing great Tim, love your life and then come tell us all about it! No rush all love

Christian Glen

Never listen to "Big Shark" propaganda

Pj Smith

kelly slater said they should kill all the sharks off reunion island (who have eaten a ton of dudes) a few years ago and all hell broke loose

J.Fine

Boring AND late is a bad look. Pick one. You're starting to treat the audience like we're your probation officer.

Morgan

A day late my ass

Anonymous

Tim you are the paramount comedic voice of 21st Century western society. I know this is broad, but please give us your take on Canada. Love, Torontonian

Trev

Thank you fat boy

Trev

Just fucked to this

Mitchell Resing

Timmy you are starting to fall off you fatass. Ben should have quit earlier on your melting hippo ass

fantanapanama Schack

The way that shark girl's mouth clicks with spit made me actually sick listening to this early in the morning

Anonymous

I'm just about out the door after this shit...love you Tim but this episode is mid at best.

Ken Orluske
>>114008824

It’s not even mid. I mean my god does ANYONE give a shit about the SAG strike past hearing about it once? He barely gets past the hour mark anymore. I honestly think he needs to take a break from it all. Since June 24th, there have been two new podcast episodes. Two. This after him saying he was taking a break from touring for the summer to solely do podcasting. I get having a hard time finding the motivation and the love of doing it after so long but to be clear, you can’t have the revenue from it AND not put your heart into it. It’s one or the other, plain and simple. I’d rather him just say hey I need some time to myself to get my motivation back and respectfully wait rather than be dicked around like this. By a fat faggot mind you!

Steven

Anyone see the dad from Lizzie McGuire complaining about 0$ residual checks in 2020? Maybe I’m ignorant but dudes a side character in a 20 year old show (with no current watch value) Isn’t the well kinda just expected to run dry? Wtf are these people expecting?

Anonymous

I feel bad for the people crying in this comment section. Stop paying than you pigs.

Dr. Raymond Kump

How amazing would it be if the pig was eaten by a shark?

Dawgz 2024

Kump should be part of the show, also the guy Maarten. He’s not joking . 😔

Mitchell Resing

So glad I'm paying Tim Dillon money every month to hear him say "Sharks are an apex predator" six times in one podcast

Bruder Merkwürdigliebe

After the Bite is a documentary about an apex comedian in a sweltering parking lot after a long wait in line at the Whataburger drive thru.

DB

I decided to cancel my sub. I might renew in a few months and see if the situation changed. Was a member for over a year. Content can't be regularly late.

Osama Bin Latinx

Shark fin soup is man’s revenge. Thank you President Xi. 🫡

Dawgz 2024

Omfg if you’re complaining go to last free episode scroll to 49:30 and listen to Morgan and Morgan add. YOU ARE WELCOME

Delyn Kirstein

You guys complaining are wasting your time, the only comments he reads are the ones left in the spiderwebs above his sleeping area.

Dylan Roberts

Now that Tim is rich he has become the Shooter McGavin of comedy, he wants all you complainers to shut up and go back to your shanties.

Lilith

I stopped listening 10 minutes before the end, so not exactly one of those episodes you listen to over and again because it's so funny. That free episode which he promised would come out three days ago sounds like it was really good though. Two studios and no output from either of them.

Peter Mountjoy

I’m joining the rest of the many rats leaving this sinking ship. 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀

Dennis Dunne

This guy off the wagon or something?

Anonymous

I love Tim but I’m about to cancel my subscription due to the lateness and irregularities in posting here and on YouTube. Get it together man. Yes it’s 5 dollars. But it’s money for nothing if you don’t post

Anonymous

An electric fence would actually attract sharks. I work in the seismic industry and our sensors are often bitten by sharks because they are attracted to the electric pulse inside.

OBEmusicwaves

I’m suing you for not giving me the advertised product and I’m using Morgan and Morgan you fat pig. You have 48hrs to respond with some episodes or I’m canceling and suing the fuck out of you

M C

Tim your favourite city in the world Austin is now one of the most expensive cities in America. Your boy Rogan brought all the simple, down to earth, conservative millionaires and now the people they pretend to care about can’t afford to live in Austin. We need to weight in on this !

Robert Redford’s Penis

This has become the least funny pod in my rotation. If I could figure out how to unsubscribe I would

Mitchell Resing

Venmo us back our July subscription you long Island grifting fatass

Vic boss

Holy shit, he can’t even get a regular show out on time. I understand people change, but Ben was right. His standup will never be good either, it will just pass. Was fun while it lasted, but holy shit, so many people do so much more than him, and he almost got kicked out from a great acting opportunity because he couldn’t understand continuity…the pig is dead. Don’t tell me you’re sorry motherfucker, I’ve listened to you long enough to know that’s bullshit. Tell me to fuck off before you apologize.

Anonymous

Why does putting out pods seem like a inconvenience for time these days?

Lynda

I’d like watchable - not even highly produce , just chat with your new producer - you do better with a bounce off

Oscar Delgado

Take your 5$ and go buy some fetynal because hopefully that will shut you up for good and it’ll be the last 5$ you’ll ever spend

josh

Discontinued Rothschilds a while ago but can’t bring myself to cancel the $5 tier. Hopefully the pig comes through soon with something. I’ll accept any content right now. Top tier is not necessary nor expected.

David Gross

Listen up ya'll. We've got a creative genius with a family history of mental health problems. He's been going full tilt since the lockdowns. He doesn't have a team of writers. He's floating alone in an ocean of piss-poor content. The man is paddling against the current; and the only feedback we give is "Where's my f*cking episode Pig!?!?" Wise up gang, if we don't love him, we WILL lose him.

Rob Harris

Time to unsub.Later, pigs.

Dee

being a fan of the pig is being a fan of dethklok. deserters fair no better.

Anonymous

Saving my 5$ and buying a candy cup. Eff this

Ken Orluske

There’s literally a part in this where he says he’ll talk more about the Gilgo beach killer “tomorrow” on the main episode. That was six days ago!

Ridge Allen

I miss Ben. I also miss the fun ADs he used to do they were so hilarious

David Eric Ricketts

I’m going to go see our pig 🐷 serve his slop off of highway 80, in the middle of nowhere, at some beautiful Indian casino. I drove by it today and a friend got us tickets. She’s never seen our pig, but she likes some of his slop I showed her. What should I write on our podcast demands list my friend and I are going to hand to him?

Shaggy Lopez

by now no one misses Ben? yes or yes!

Jorge Espinha
>>114391554

Maybe as a producer he was useful. But that's just a supposition. I can't know no for sure. As a laughing track? No, I don't miss him.

Anonymous

It absolutely baffles me that you haven't covered the latest news on Gwyneth Paltrow offering the once on a lifetime airbnb experience of her home. Do I have to fuckin do everything around here Timothy?

Steve

This episode better be good

Christian Glen

Lizzo: the time for fat is over now!!

Steve

Where is this new episode??????

Anonymous

Address the allegations

Ken Orluske

He’s gonna be on JRE this week so don’t expect a new episode until next week. That’s the lazy piggish way he does his thing now

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Everyone complaining about him not talking Gilgo beach or Obama's boyfriend, meanwhile he failed to mention that sharks have two dicks. Might change his opinion on them.

adam gardener

Tim has many great ideas. Fuck sharks.

Alexandra Gaffney

Your lack of connection to spirituality in nature is very odd for your level of intelligence and I actually do think it keeps you back a little bit, buddy

Rob

Shark attack stats are not accurate they don’t include many attacks on technicalities because it would be bad for business to have people afraid to go in the water. Tourism etc