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Bonus #209 - Greatest Story Ever Told (Patreon)

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2023-08-04 09:26:42
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Tim is enthralled with the Lizzo lawsuit and may or may not have gone to a screening during the strike.

Comments

Mean Mike

We are so back 🐷

Emerson Powell

Oh yeah. Time to get back on track with the episodes. Thanks Travis

xSynergy

Look into sandy hook again.

Peri

😍🫅🏻🥰🐽

Jade

look pal no video makes me a sad boy. hatewatch and lemon party both post videos so does yannis give me a freakin bone here.

Hannah

America in Crisis is my favourite segment

Nikki Kaur

Come to Hong Kong Tim ! Pollock’s path awaits u…you’d hate it though

Jackson

Just bought a big jugs of Kraft macaroni cheddar seasoning.

Whipkek

We live in a society where only the fat and gay people can say what we all think. Thank you for being our voice Tim. When patreon bans you I will just subscribe to you on Twitter. It's where we're all gonna end up anyways.

Koko97

Thank you pigs and piglets for enjoying this slop responsibly.

Bill O'Brien

Suuuuuiiiiieeeee get hereeeee pig

OBEmusicwaves

I’m still suing you and I’m on the phone with Morgan and Morgan and they are gonna sue the fuck out of you for these late episodes

Vladimir

nice and warm slop just the way i like it

Nathan Pitek

Anyone else DM lizzo “fattyboombatty”??

Paul Fickes

Losing weight is violence!

Nigel

So if there’s a writers strike who the hell has been writing the scripts for the mainstream media?

Brayden

We look forward to the 2024 positivity tour.

Inmate ID# 2904055

I hope the Hollywood pedophile cesspool starves itself out of existence.

Froghead

I catch myself singing the hot dog warlord chant around the house

Morgan

Producer speak into the mike or increase the volume of your audio feed or I’m unsubscribing. So annoying that only Ben Avery is capable of providing a show where you can actually hear everyone speaking

Ben Pitchford

I stand with the Fattyboombatty's!

You

Feeding time!

Nick
>>114486887

Just opened the comments to type the exact same message... it's very *fustrating* Timothy

Matthew Cataleta

Either give that producer a mic or don't. Thanks

Vinnnso

Talk into the mic producer this is unbearable 😡

Vinnnso

We can’t hear the producer

Vinnnso

We can’t hear the producer

Lucas Breen

Still out here missing Ben. Bootleg Ben just isn’t doing it for me tbh

DentonVisual

It's good to see Tim following in his mother's footsteps with the beanie babies. I can't wait to pay to listen to the mental decline.

Paul

You’re a pile of sticks .

My volume is on 1/3 or lower. I heard every word Travis said. Y’all need to upgrade from the razor flip phones .

Bret Branon

Uhm, Tim? We don’t give two shits about Lizzo. Talk more politics and jan 6 shit. Couldn’t even finish this one. Thanks for nothing.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Or maybe clean the cum out of your ears . Imagine complaining because you’ve got a shit phone or don’t have raycon earbuds

Clinton Body Count
>>114502714

Fat people are a threat to National security. If we do not start putting them in camps, we will not be ready for war with China.

Clinton Body Count
>>114502436

Lots of poors here. I’m a coastal elite who can afford volume. The rest of these flyover state fatties can’t hear because their houses are next to a Norfolk Southern railroad.

Jenn

Tim are you aware of the really good podcast / Bobbi boobs? How is she getting Drake and mark Cuban on and you haven’t had hunter Biden or Putin yet? Get it together or fullsend strike

Jorge Espinha
>>114497063

Yep. You are right . If he’s going to talk, he needs a Mike. Otherwise fuck off. Be Best

Paul
>>114497063

Oh yeah let me just turn it to max volume and blow my ear drums out when Tim starts to talk again. Stfu

Paul
>>114497063

Lmfao. We got some real smart people in these comments

L

Paul
>>114512701

You know this is a comment, not a message to Tim and you just spammed the hell out of the comments with nonsensical (drunken?) crap right?

L

Lol, I don’t believe any of this

L

Lizzo lost weight but she still thick… the back up dancers are crayyyy

Drew

what the fuck is wrong with the audio?

M C
>>114486597

Haha me too. We need the full version. Tim seems to have a decent voice.

Paul
>>114512701

You absolutely can, wasn't saying you can't or shouldn't. Just making an observation. My bad.

Neil Cotner

If the new Ben is going to talk, I’d like to at least hear what he’s saying. Does he even have a microphone? Can hardly hear anything, and this isn’t just on this episode. Stop spending all money we give you on stunning estates and actually invest in a decent microphone for him or turn that shit up. It sounds like Tim is having a conversation with an imaginary friend when you guys have a dialogue

L
>>114502436

A dick coastal elite, take that train

L
>>114502436

Your volume ain’t your bank account

Paul
>>114518735

Totally agree Neil. I don't understand the people saying anything contrary. It's like they prefer terribly produced audio quality

Ivan

Give a mic to thrift shop Ben you abhorrent pig.

Stanley Tweedle

Turn the volume up on all platforms you fn retarded Ben knockoff

David Eric Ricketts

I really thought we were all joking around saying shitty things about our favorite farm pig for months and months. I thought that was the bit to give him shit about being late or only broadcasting at the hour mark. But I think it’s real anger now with the habitual tardiness. I’ll feed our pig until the end of time, but is everyone mad genuinely at this point? I still love our Prize 🐷 even if he doesn’t squeal enough to keep us docile. We are legion

BG

Lizzo is to Dancers as Tim is to Ben.

Meredith Bezner

The allegations just sound like the sequel to bridesmaids

Taargus Taargus

These distractions just aren't as good as they used to be, I hope they fake this alien invasion soon

Misellobama

Listened to half of this podcast at work today. Randomly looked up a huge lake (pyramid ⚠️ lake) that I saw next to Lake Tahoe on Apple Maps. Saw that The Greatest Story Ever Told was filmed there. Coincidence or occult hints?

Emilia Tessaro

Ready to be in the piglet dance pack. Tim shall dethrone Lizzo as queen of the fats

RealityScheme

Sound levels for the Lizzo and Travis's audio are horribly mixed. Constantly having to turn the volume up and down.

Bob Seger

Worst ep since Bert Kreischer. Almost an hour talking about Lizzo between this and last ep. Lizzo fatigue 😑

Cody Lawler

Tim Dillon is the Uncle Ruckus of Fat Women

Austin Sachariason

Ben Avery may have been gay and retarded but he would never let the audio be this bad

James Martin

They aren’t mad they had to eat from a vagina, they’re mad they had to eat a banana.

Axeking
>>114569787

His audio was fucked around porch era though. we just remember experienced ben

David Mathews

The disparity in the volume of Tim’s voice and the clips need to improve

Austin Sachariason
>>114569787

True but I don’t know if it was ever this bad. I am currently 4 volume levels higher than normal in my car and I still can’t hear the clips

L

Lizzo is fantastic, period.

James Millward

I disagree, fat dancers are here to stay! Fuck you!

L
>>114497063

Dollar dollar bill yo, fuck off whore-hay

L

U fat

L

I know u fat, dance pig

Daniel Rodriguez

The kid assisting you has the personality of a dead moth

VibratorBattery

So we’re just rehashing the free episode. Come on king pig. Do better.

Alfie
>>114602551

yeah, the type of guy who comments on a comedian's patreon attempting to be funny with putdowns

John Nolan

Not all episodes are great. This is life. Always next time..

Steve

He’s not funny anymore because he said everything he’s had to say. That’s why the shows suck now.

Steve

Tim just quit for real! Its lame 😒 af!

Steve
>>114622028

I’m sorry to tell you, but the guys over. He has nothing funny left to say

Steve
>>114602452

He just wants to be marketable, but he doesn’t understand. He made his money off conspiracies. It’s too late to change now. The best is when he makes fun of these conspiracies. I don’t want to hear about Lizzo who cares

Billiam

Best episode ever. Bunch of fatty boom batties

Ridge Allen

This show has completely changed. This new producer is shit, and Tim is getting caught up in his money. I miss the disparaging ads he used to do, or the dramatic monologues. Now all he does is scream and name drop. It sucks

Dawn Junior

Trying to kill the fatted calf 🤣

Jane Sooch

So is Owen out as producer? Who is Travis?

L
>>114497063

Air pods pro are 250 and should cost 80 — buy something better quality

L
>>114497063

Annd there ain’t no problem w my audio, y’all got fried food stuck in yo ears. Ty, good night

L
>>114473994

You’d love Hong Kong, dim sum n beautiful

Alex Dreyer

You retards are still complaining about Ben and the show not being good. Then unsubscribe. The show was hilarious before ben and it continues to be.

murph sk8s

You’ve been on a roll tim these last couple of episodes are bangers

M F

If you're gonna talk to the Producer can you please give him a mic. I know you dont want anothe Ben happening but its annoying

Handsome twink

Wheres the episode you beached whale?

Jorge Espinha
>>114689755

If his going to talk with the producer it’s nice to hear the reply. Otherwise, just don’t talk with the guy

Paul
>>114646743

I don't think Owen lastest more than a few weeks. Travis has been around for a while. He's the twink that 'pitches' broadcasts for FOX 11 in L.A. "Travis Rice"

Paul

Waiting for the Rothschild.

Frank Drebin

If there's no episode soon, expect retribution pig

Shawn Burns

Pig, can we have a reunion episode with Ben. Either put your differences aside or fuck him into submission

josh

Imagine there was a time when the Pig put out episodes on a consistent schedule. Now I have absolutely no idea when to expect an episode.

D0.0.mer C0.0mer

For the love of fucking GOD, get a good producer

Joe William Pollack

I have very mixed feelings about this episode. Tim is always taking the wrong side of every issue, but to hear a woman speak earnestly about her sexual abuse at the hands of someone more powerful than her, and then Tim calls her a fat pig and a liar... this did not sit right with me.

Bryce Ehret
>>114780566

Dude that's the joke that's the worst thing you could possibly say and also the worst take you could have but it's funny to poke at it

Bryce Ehret
>>114780566

I to this day have absolutely no idea what Tim's actual politics are and I've been listing for years I think he's A-politcal with a slight liberal leaning I'm pretty sure he's a big free speech absoluionist

Dylan Roberts

Does anyone know when episodes are supposed to be released?

Bertram Bunch

We would have killed Ben by now if shit was ever this late before. YOU SET THIS SCHEDULE, FATTY! Stick to it.

carlos luna

I think tim is lost he sees Ben's podcast blowing up..so he doesn't know if he should lean.. into that kind of content or stick to the old content..tim is lost #prayfortim 🙏🙏

Oscar Delgado

Lemon party is trash and it goes tk show you pigs would rather listen to that drunk near do well then support a comedic and political savant in ray Kump

Frank Drebin

Lemon Party is trash. I wish him well.

Clinton Body Count
>>114518735

Buy some working headphones you poor! I’m a coastal elite and I can afford proper audio. I had no problem hearing this faggy producer speak.

Clinton Body Count
>>114542696

I’ve been there. It’s a pretty weird spot. Very beautiful. Could definitely murder people there unimpeded.

Mason Strong

audio producer doesn't use a microphone :/

N Kushner

Good show thanks dude

Nathan Graves

Was Ben the only reason the show used to come out on time?

Nick Palance Show

I pay $5/mo so I can complain here bc it's cheaper than Better Help and you c#nts don't make me talk about my father.

Handsome twink

Please stop talking about fucking sharks

skyler Martini

I can't believe tim charges 20 a month for no rothschild lmfaoo

Jorge Espinha

I like sharks Fatman! Leave the sea alone! Be Best.

Mean Mike

Eli Roth needs to go the pot with his sharks

Christian Glen

Sharks are godless killing machines with zero taste in fashion.

Dylan Roberts

I hate doctors. This all makes sense.

Jorge Espinha
>>114780566

It’s dark comedy. You are not suppose to take it literally, I laugh because it’s outrageous.

Jorge Espinha

Lemonparty is taking off?!?!? With 20K views ?! Tim gets around half a million for episode. In what universe can you compare these two podcasts?!

jake

Good thing I don’t trust doctors

Clinton Body Count
>>114923682

The absolute losers that come on here and try and spread the gospel of lemon party are the most insufferable humans. It’s absolute garbage. Ben is a wannabe edgelord. Their skits are dumb. Little Ben go too big for his britches!

Clinton Body Count

I love Eli Roth. I too, am a Bear Jew…but Eli…we need to Holocaust the sharks. Slice them and dice them as much as the Chinese want. Kill them slowly so they suffer. They are on the same level as Alligators. We eradicated wolves, buffalos…and if liberals stopped whining we could ethnically cleanse our shark populations.

carlos luna

Jace avery and ray kump boxing match than 💪👊👊

carlos luna

Ben avery and stevewilldoit boxing match 💪👊👊 the pig needs to put up the money tho

Tyler
>>114951815

Ben's gay little wrists would snap if he landed one punch

CrowFlyLow

Remember when you were funny. Not just bombastic and a contrarian gimmick which u only have now.

dgitaylor45

Ok wtf Tim? We down to one or maybe two episodes a month now? Not cancelling, but man... This is hard to justify paying for at this point, even if it's a relative pittance.

Tyler Mays

Tim, can we please have MORE CONTENT?! For the love of God.

David Eric Ricketts

How about a tour up and down the PCH from the Flying Spur ranting about the people you see? Just for us true Patreon enthusiasts.

Carolyn

I will keep paying $5 pig bc you’re the best ✨

jake

Glad Tim’s never keeps a promise about when he’s dropping pods, keeps me pissed off and able to beat my wife every night

Chocolatecake24

The idea that Tim has read a single comment on his Patreon ever is ludacris

Oscar Delgado
>>114992781

Jesus Christ how broke are you in 2023 go donate plasma you fkn heathen. It’ll cover your annual fee

Christopher Felten

Ben Avery lemon party pod. Tim smokes crack now and Ben drinks non alcoholic beers who would you rather listen 2

hedges

Ugh oh the oompaloompa's are going on strike. Somebody better tell Wonka

SparkyDHappyCat

I'm going to strike Lizzo with a right hook

Dee

What was that whining sound Joe was making?

Daryl J Mann

Lizzo inspired me to coin the name of my new favorite dessert! "Banana-Slit" You are welcome

David Eric Ricketts

Where is our new episode? Find one of your houses and studios and get the slop going! I mean please.

You

It would be weird if it were out on time

Marco Coelho

You piggies need to shut the fuck up and take your slop when it’s served

Monk Mode

Raise the volume for the new ben. I have to literally raise the volume to max to hear what he says. Then tim is so loud that my ears die

HummerEV96

Not sure why the comments keep mentioning Ben Avery and Lemon Party. People can listen to both podcasts.