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Bonus #215 - Get It Now (Patreon)

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Tim and Colum Tyrrell talk about the Russell Brand allegations, emotional truths, Joel Osteen and why the best religions feel like country clubs.

Comments

Dylan Bartel

Show some respect for Tim you cucks

Dylan Bartel
>>117932702

Thank you Master. I apologize on behalf of the disrespectful followers. We are grateful you do not deprive us of your teachings for the behavior of a few bad eggs.

Taylor Soderquist

Till Dimon is my fave I did backstroke thru gin in my 20s Tim I can live paint for free

Briccs

Colum’s new special split my side

Neil Osmond

Last regular episode was THE BEST! Piece of comedy to come out this year. Bravo Timmy 🤙

Usman

Reveal to us the new producer. We must test his mettle

Gregory Olsen

Carnegie hall let Artie Lange shoot a special

Callie franklin

Clocking in at 7am with new Tim in my ear makes for a great day. Thanks Pig.

Kevin

Thanks Tim. I am enjoying the guest so far

Zach Allen

Yo I live 10 mins from the gypsy houses in augusta. Shit is wild on Christmas

James Millward

That clip of Ireland before whiskey was not remotely funny In fact It was quite unbearable

pickedKnows

don't fuck with the irish

FinkelsteinShitKid

In South Carolina, towns like Aiken & Avondale, there use to be (may still be there) a large population of Irish Gypsies, most of whom do/did construction work, though locals said they ran scams via the construction companies they operate(d). During my travels there, I was taken around these neighborhoods with large, beautiful houses that were brand new looking, yet completely abandoned, as were most of the houses in these particular neighborhoods. My host took me around, and explained that those houses were all built to be part of eventual dowries for the daughters who still aren’t/weren’t of age. ‘Of age’ for them is rather young, 14 & 15yrs old, and they also took part, maybe even held, some of rather questionable beauty pageants for girls who look to be in their late adolescence, yet dressed up with make up as if they’re much older.

Richie Jay

Is there video? Or is the bonus just audio?

Koko97

Colum is a great guest

JohnThen

Fun guest! New ep always a treat !

lammy pie

Decent episode although gypsies stole my dog the dirty fuckers.That 16yrs old girls mother is a retard,she would occasionally drive her daughter to Brands flat,classy family

Richie Jay
>>117946714

Just confused because Tim was referencing visuals during the podcast as if the listening audience could see them.

Brian Jockers

Irish people are so fuckin cool it’s bullshit. Great ep.

Ani

A guest on the pod who didn’t make me want to find Tim’s addresses & blow up one of his troughs??? Wow 😌🇮🇪

Hahaha jabooey

Never heard of colum before this but this was really fucking funny 😆

James Millward
>>117943996

You know what, you’re right. :) I just can’t stand bad comedy and sometimes I need to zip it!

Baddogmama

I have a friend whose grandparents were Irish immigrants. My friend’s brother got her Irish citizenship for her birthday. It was a simple process and IIRC, cost about $500. This was about 10 years ago.

Mr. D

great ep

You

Saw Colum open for Ari. He was great

Jim

“Sexual intelligence agency” gooooood one!

Kevin Cubensis

Tim, I thought you should know that Ocean Ramsey lives and operates out of the town I call home. The other captains in the harbor do not like her . She is insincere and threatens to cut their buoys

Jim

Have never heard Tim talk about sets like that. That was a pretty real and raw episode

timmy

Really, Tim? Family Guy clips?

timmy

and I thought Ben was an annoying laugh track 🙄

Salil Al-Sawarim

Irish Travellers aren’t gypsies/romani they just live a gypsy lifestyle

naoimh

Southern Irish are about as ignorant as Americans now on the situation in the North of Ireland 🙄

Britz Man

I grew up in Augusta and drove through that creepy traveler hood!! So bizarre.

Peter Mountjoy

Great episode really fun guest .Slay.

Dick Olson III

"Take pride in what you bought" Tim Cum Pig Dillon

Jorge Espinha

Tim loves gypsies? Well I’m acquainted with both types. In Portugal we have the “dark ones” that originally came from India via Persia. They are no good, lazy, criminal, racist, misogynistic, homophobic pieces of shit that live off the rest of us. The Irish variety are the same but in a different color. Pieces of shit all of them.

Jorge Espinha
>>118015037

Pretty much. But can you blame them? I was living in Ireland and I realized they were as baffled has I was.

Jorge Espinha

The ROM are from India but the Pikies and the travelers are just dirt bags. Not related

naoimh
>>118015037

I can blame them, I am Irish brought up in the Catholic Church, on the north side of the “boarder”. 🤣👍Ignorance/ being baffled is bliss

Jorge Espinha
>>118015037

Well, you must remember this. These girls were being walked to their school by their parents, the shortest way was through a Protestant neighborhood. The girls were Catholic. So grown men started shouting abuse to little girls. . Finally the police had to be called . The Protestant kept shouting abuse and the Catholics thought it was a great learning experience for their children! At that point I just said “I quit!” I will never understand them.

Jorge Espinha
>>118015037

One more thing I know the root cause of the problem. The first contacts, the Normands going native, the lord protector and the Massacre of Drogheda, the prohibition of Catholicism, the settlement of Ulster with Protestants from GB, the first attempt at independence (XVIII century), the famine (1840s) Ireland going from the most densely populated country in Europe to the more sparsely populated, the failure of home rule, the independence/ partition/ civil war. Bloody Sunday and IRÁ, the 3000 deaths, the peace agreements. I know that and I met former IRA soldiers, I’ve talked to them . And I’m still baffled.

Jorge Espinha
>>118015037

I mean, I’m aware of the history. I don’t know in the sense some friends of mine that had the military entering their homes at night and having the family at gun point. I don’t know it in that visceral way.

G-Sleazy

Irish guy was legit!

Ben Pitchford

i love how the Biden administration doesnt want to give working people like Colum citizenship but opens the flood gates for illegal Venezuelans and africans and fast tracks them to protected citizen status.

Anonymous

Is anyone interested in a ticket to Tim in Omaha? Can’t make the show, want to gift it to someone who will use it.

Axeking

Had me in the first half

DentonVisual

I was hoping this episode would be a shining example of Irish on irish crime.

DentonVisual
>>118023418

Hey, no! I’m an Irish gypsy! Wait… well, I guess yeah, that does support your theory… I’m not homophobic at least!

Smalllightstillhere

Interesting episode. Don’t let the “program” scramble your interior life like it did for me. You gotta pray if you wanna see, I suggest Eucharistic Adoration.

Will

Colum had a great 30. So did Jordan Jensen. I recommend everyone watch those.

Emilia Tessaro
>>118055781

Wtf. Looking forward to a nice pod n drive and see this. These stupid Taylor Swift lyrics better have some context in the episode. Otherwise moon symbol isis bullshit gotta go. Not tryna sound like a Karen but can we get a mod for fucks sake. Just the sheer length of the post is ridiculous. We need rules people!

WickedLobstah

Just watched his standup on YouTube, really funny!!!

Dawn Junior

Excited to watch Colum’s special.

ritchie

Please invite rocket powered mohawk on as guest, would be incredible, podcast supernova

Christian Underkofler

There was an Arthur Treachers in my hometown. My friend Matt worked there. He was Thai and Laotian. He had Rashes and one eye.

barley stew

Colum Tyrrell is fucking hilarious!

Gred Braden

sound is way better now, careful at resonance in high freq

Tobias

What a gross accent

Lilith

I don't get why everyone is so pleased by this episode.

Emilia Tessaro

‘Highest per capita of non drinkers in the world’ 😂…Ireland?? Ah only a Irishman could be so delusional. Columns funny I think he’s a good guest

Emilia Tessaro

Tim must be clutching his Princess Diana Bear wondering how Russel Brand is worthy of so much infamy. Everything he's worked for. Someone find Ping and tell him to write that article about Tim stealing all the tips in his tour guide days. Give Tim a morsel of the sociopathic heat he's earned and deserves

bquick94

Months ago I valeted Joel Osteen’s Tesla at an expensive restaurant, dude tipped like trash likely because I didn’t stroke his ego by noticing him.

Joe Boiko
>>118095100

he might need to jerk off louis ck style in front of women lol nobody cares of dudes get abused so hes gotta louie on it

Joe Boiko
>>118107086

cool story...tesla drivers are always like that a dude in a pick up truck or classic car will tip

domineek

i’m a hair stylist and one of my clients is a romanian gypsy. she is a “psychic fortune teller” that runs her own business on long island. she’s a scammer that tells you to bury your dead loved ones jewelry in the woods and then she goes in the night and steals it with her family

Clinton Body Count

I was just in Europe and saw a gypsy rip a bag off a guys shoulder and run down the street. Some guy on a moped literally ran over the thief. The gypsy was laid out on the street unconscious and god willing deceased.

Clinton Body Count

We need to start killing people over small property crimes. We need to go full Wild West. You bip a car here in the Bay Area and Someone just shoots you to death and the law is on your side.

Christian Glen

Mock Russell all you want Piggy, but one day the CIA is going to pay Ben and Dan enough money to say that you raped them with a Russian flag.

Jon Udell

Research my step cousin Hollywood writer that was a producer on Greys Anatomy... complete sociopath was busted and exposed last year in Vanity fair magazine.. She convinced the entire family she had cancer... shaved her head, had a fake IV port.... She was tight with Shonda Rhymes.... she is still hanging out in her house in Laurel Canyon , a complete outcast.... nobody she worked with will speak with her. Her parents are still in denial....Its beautiful... BETH FINCH.... Tim must get her on the show.....

Kevin Murray

Literally thought I was listening to Tim Dillon and Colin Ferrell til the last 2 mins when Colum started promoting at the end and repeating his name over and over. Had to check description to be sure.

sean in hawaii

what show is tim talking about during the last minute, tyson fury reality show?

Lilith

Matt Christman from the multiply vaxed CIA sponsored podcast Chapo Trap House has had some kind of nasty medical incident (seemingly a stroke or heart attack), and it sounds like his prognosis for recovery is poor. Don't get the clot shot folks.

victor

The Roma aren't just "Romanian" gypsies, they're Eastern and Central European gypsies. Called Roma because they came in the area from the Eastern Roman Empire (on their way from India).

T O
>>118136354

Soviet flag and a sickle is much more poetic! Lol.

John

Here we go again

Handsome twink

This episode was a repeat you fucking suck Tim.

Justin Granados

Fuckin SCUM PIG WHERES THE FUCKIN EP YOU GODDAMN CHINESE SYMPATHIZER

Logiebear
>>117946714

Yup just Audio only. Kind of ridiculous when every other comedians Patreon includes video.

Xander Sw

Did anyone else think, “wow I had no idea Colin Farrell was so funny” until they read the description

Xander Sw
>>118174798

Yeah same I was like “wow I had no idea Colin Farrell was so funny”

Jorge Espinha
>>118132126

I don't think anyone will miss it. They might say all the right words about it. But if there's a group of people with no qualities it's tye gypsies

James Grant

How dare you compare your piss-stained rat infested New York trash Carnegie Hall to the stunning Sydney Opera House, for shame.

Anonymous

Who’s done anal?

Clinton Body Count

I was just in Europe because I’m a cultured California coastal elite and my god…the food is exponentially better. And in small towns instead of a Cracker Barrel, Jack n the box and Taco Bell, it’s small mom and pop cafes with excellent food. The food alone is enough for us to take up arms and start a violent, bloody revolution that drags on for years only to be settled with a system almost identical to the one we rebel against.

Clinton Body Count
>>118231802

I don’t know anything about that pod other than I liked the name…I’ll look into this. I was forced by coercion or job loss to get a shot and opted for the J&J and never got any boosters, never will.

AJ R

take pride in what you pay for

M C
>>118337406

Stop lying most of the food in Europe is trash . Portugal, Spain and Italy and maybe Greece has great food. Everywhere else in Europe has some of the worst food I’ve ever had.

eric stroisch

All I hear about skankfest is a bunch of faggy crap about naked guys. Sounds like the poor man's Bohemian Grove

Logan

TIM PLEASE LOOK INTO THE SKID ROW RUNNING CLUB

Austin Laverdure
>>118454946

Tim has been going through a midlife crisis the last year but tells himself the show must go on everyday even though he clearly doesn't want to do it anymore

Christian Glen
>>118454946

A lot of people don't know this, but Ben's semen was a critical part of the creative process. Without that key ingredient, the production has suffered.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
>>118337406

I wouldn't include Germany. Fancy hot dogs that are only good if you're shitfaced, thankfully the beer is the best in the world. A disturbing number of their high end restaurants smell like armpit.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
>>117932697

I spent six hours with a bleeding head wound in the waiting room while they cycled through the junkies trying to score oxys. Then they charged me 40 large for a three day stay, not counting X-rays or any actual doctoring. Know what charitable organization picked up the tab? Haliburton.

Michael Carberry

Colum your accent offends me. You can’t lose your accent on a holiday Visa.

Alex M

👌

HummerEV96

Ireland sounds like a great place to live.