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Bonus #216 - ShiftPixy (Patreon)

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Content

Tim and Ray Kump talk about a visit to a legacy media company, RFK meeting Oliver Anthony, how to join high society and Ray’s new charity.

Comments

will

The pig 🫡

Kevin

Thank you tim. Have a wonderful night my guy

Tony McCreary

I know the frustration about having Ray on is fucked out, but goddamit

Nestor C

“LISHTENTAME!!!”

Wilfredo Martinez

Long Island pigs slop! hot and ready !at the Roosevelt hotel.

Mike

Tim and Ray hell yeah!

Alex

I hate Ray and yet I also love Ray. The duality of man

Carmine

Ray is related to Lee Syatt right?

Rachel Pickup

Ooooh yeah... it's gonna be a fun ride to work tomorrow!

Alex

Ooh we got the new producer's name, Travis

Raul Martinez

Kump agaaaaaaain???? *still gonna listen tho** Glad Kump exists.

Joseph Mead

Glad to have this tomorrow morning been listening to old old Tim and ray re runs damn I was wrong about ray. He’s way better than Ben.

dehenry2

Sirs Pig and Kumpimus Maximus. Delightful

Ashley

This little piggy went on Piers Morgan, this little piggy ate slop.

Dino Fonz

I love more than anything else, listening to Tim and Ray speak extemporaneously for extended periods of time, particularly behind a paywall.

Aaron Alexander

Ray is the most fascinating human alive.

Aaron Alexander

Losing my mind at Ray feeling awkward taking pics of the blood drive

GayRetard360noscope

This was a banger of an episode. More Raymond Yes or Yes?

Dino Fonz

My god I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Tim’s RFK impersonation is fine art.

Table Top.

"go to a Betsy Ross school.. dont act above it... your NOT typing well" - kump

B_n4sty

This is a perfect episode, thank you

Ani

Been listening to this since 2/2020 & never knew that Ray had a brother… hiding a Kumpington dynasty??

Patrick C

Great episode- I love hearing Ray and Tim talk about media culture. Very interesting to hear Tim’s comments about the demise of News Corp

scuzcity

Love me some kump

Mike Pelosi

Once you get into guns, there is no getting out of them (legalities apply, of course)

Mil

I could listen to a 3 hour podcast of Tim impersonating Ray

Mil

Definitely more Ray!

Ryan

FUCK YES FINALLY

Emily

‘When a dentist dies’ I am crying already

Mean Mike

Cozy Kump episode

Muffuletta

We’re witnessing a double pig renaissance

Chris James

I wish you guys had a morning show

Hannah

World of the News? You mean News of the World.

Bj Bau

How Is it that Ray doesn't have the Secret Service with him at all times?

Dec

Best episodes are with professor kump

Ben Seales

Tim actally owes Ray huge back payments as it was the Tim ray chem that gave the Tim going to hell pod it’s charm and takeoff. But kump got shafted by Tim with the money contract back in the day due to low self confidence. So it’s ironic hearing tim neg ray about being a cash fag. But then again, a deals a deal and a kump might be a chump. What ya gonna do. Life in the big contract….

Jorge Espinha

I asked AI for a porn movie starting Ray and Tim together in a hot sex scene. Now I have all my accounts frozen, I’m due in court next week and my wife left me. Don’t do it folks!

Jade

make this shit video my god....

Alex

It ain’t just Fox News . no one under 50 watches cable news anymore. I have never had cable since the time I started to live on my own and none of my friends do.

Carolyn

LOL your RFK impression 😅

Enaliss

You once told a room full of people you'd let them burn alive to even have the chance at saving Ben. Don't loose Ray, make him permanent.

Allie

The RFK impression had me cracking uppppp

Sniggering
>>118537562

Why, it’s only possible to laugh at him, if we only see him occasionally

Mr. D

ray the goat

Jorge Espinha

At the time of your last elections I still had FoX news in my cable subscription. Fox coverage was balanced, they were the first that gave Biden the victory. At the “news “ part Fox was ok. The same can be said of BBC , Sky news or CNN. Opinion pieces are another matter. But if any of these networks says there’s a war in Ethiopia, that’s because there’s a war in Ethiopia . You might don’t like the angle but the facts are the facts. Are the news in social media a good substitute? Specially if you only read the headlines.

phosphate

God Ray is so unfunny

Matthew Burns

i need my rothchild episodes pig

Samuel Chambers

She looks like she’s running a scam at a chilis

G Schwipp

Sir Raymond Kumpington of the Swedish dentistry dynasty 🦷

Axeking

Shift pxy is down 99.99% over the last 5 years, down 20% in the last month and is undergoing a reverse stock split. Can Kump manage my coin? I'd like to retire at 35 at the end of a shotgun

Billy Buttons

Kump episodes > all other episodes

Jenn

What in the Jane Fonda was that charity bit. You’ve dug your hole, now you both have to create a charity and raise funds for the campaign “use your weight, don’t get raped”. Soft launch it at Carnegie hall.

Positivity

Love Ray. Need more Kump.

Steven Mehler

"With our strategy, you're going to get hit..but you're NOT going to get raped." Powerful stuff

Jared
>>118552738

Chase rice I’m pretty sure Tim and him knew each other prior I’m pretty sure he did the news in LA or some shit

Jared
>>118552738

Also I lied that’s a country singer I think it’s Travis rice

Judy Tincher

I laughed so hard. Thank you Tim and Ray.

Niall Brady

Nothing makes me happier than when Tim and Ray are together.

Jacob

Good ep

Jay

Tim needs to talk to The Scuffed Realtor himself if he’s gonna be buying rugs and houses, come on, Timmy Boy. Hit up Nicky $$$

Emilia Tessaro

The clip of Tim on Piers Morgan came up on my yt. He’s in a sweater like a woman running a scam at Chilis.

Andrew Weissert
>>118552738

His names Travis, he’s worse than Ben. I’m not sure if he’s been the only one since Ben but the audio and overall production quality took a significant dip. The episodes got quieter and Tim’s voice sounds like a tin can. It’s gotten a bit better but Ben was better, he just couldn’t look things up fast.

Sniggering

This lack of content is beneath a Rothschild user such as myself. Pig be condemned.

You

Classic Dillon & Kumpington!

Deirdre

I could listen to ray and tim go on about post 9/11 times for 78 hours

T O
>>118598612

“I’ll teach them how to roll into a tight ball so you can’t get to the holes”. “They might get beaten, but not raped”…..

Mordin Solus

"its like the day after a dentist dies, everyon in the office is just wandering around." - Ray Kump, within the first 5 mins coming out strong

Hayden Nicoson

Make no mistake tim had a week to make it to Des Moines and was still 30 mins late for the show

NotBenAvery

I would really value hearing Tim’s thoughts on Bob Lazar, David Fravor, and Grusch

E-Money

Kump needs to be on every week since we lost Ben.

I. Shyr

Ray Kump commenting on someone else’s voice in that stupid fucking fatcent almost makes you want to remove the other half of his tongue

K

Why is this only an hour????

Britz Man

Why does ray sound like he but his younger?

Neil Osmond
>>118604640

I don't know if you're aware of not but ol' Benjamin is doing pretty pretty good for himself!

Alex

Am I the only one who can’t stand listening to the guy with downs?

Total Home Grown

"Grow a sack!" coming from the guy that can't find his lolz

Pookey611

Raymond is simultaneously brilliant and retarded

Sam Forbes
>>118624008

He’s an enigma. Genuinely unfunny 90% of the time, but the other 10% of the time he’s extremely funny.

Victor Dove

Tim’s impression of RFK is spot on. “Cheryl!”

Claire West

Couldn’t stop laughing at the RFK impersonation.

A Rafi

I never enjoy episodes where Tim is just riffing with a comic. Except this one. More of this and less of the others please.

Mike J

Tim and Ray forever

Brian Jockers

Tim and Ray need a show again. Peanut butter and jelly.

Josh Lyles

I think Ray should be on the main episode and us paying customers get condensed Timmy D. I feel like I’m paying for Ray’s impending medical bills, instead of the other fat pig (that makes me laugh more).

RaptorRachel

Ray and Tim are the ultimate power couple

Alex Gullen

God, this was fucking hilarious 😆 ‘Ray Trafficante’, specializing in philanthropy aimed at thwarting the trafficking of the morbidly obese?

M C

Think Ray needs to do his podcast by himself with the occasional host. I’ve tried numerous times to listen to his podcast and it just doesn’t work with his wife, it’s like a different guy. Don’t mix your money with your honey Ray.

Jonas

I always listen to these twice when ray is in it. Always makes me laugh so hard

Sarah

Tim’s RFK Jr voice is priceless. And as an Australian, I can confirm that cricket is the perfect sport for Tim.

FinkelsteinShitKid

This was a comedic assassination attempt. After listening to this, I’m not sure so it wasn’t Tim who fired the shot from the grassy knoll. Seriously, as much as I would hate it, the only possible way for Tim to get any better would be if he’s also a CIA agent.

chente diaz

Holy shit that “oh you bet cha “ took me tf out

dgitaylor45

Kump is never funny. You could pair him up with a truly funny co-host... I dunno, maybe Tim Dillon, and he'd *still* be as funny as looking down and seeing your toilet bowl splattered in blood. I think we as a society have evolved beyond laughing at the developmentally disabled. At least, I have. Ray's congenital misfortune is not a joke, people.

dgitaylor45

If I paid for a ticket to Carnegie Hall and Kump was there I'd probably attack an usher.

SLL

These two have great timing with each other— Ray knows when to hold up on saying something to let Tim spout on something hilarious. Tim laughing with Ray. the best

Sam Mackey

When Tim says “hold on wait a minute what?” to Ray, the next 10 min are bound to be magical

abandon

in my mind, ray is the muncinex monster

Attack Peter

My dad told me to buy copies of the miami herald when OJ was found not guilty because when they “eventually found him guilty” they’d be worth a ton!

Alex Meager

News of the World not 'World of the News' - Was the newpapers in the UK which was caught phone tapping.

Chris König

are there no videos for the bonus episodes or do I need rothschild tier?

Ethan Paxton

Glad to see you’re bringing Kump back to the pod, Tim

Mick Ricardo

Tim is at his best when Ray's in the room.

Ben Seales
>>118535881

Wait until the letter arrives. Then we’ll all be clear. Soft landing on the welcome mat….

dgitaylor45
>>118845157

Yup. Like Thornton Melon said - "if you wanna look thin... hang out with fat people!" Same goes for being funny.

akOK

Looks like a lot of other commenters love when Ray is on. I personally can’t stand him and I don’t feel that he adds any flavor to the show. Tim is brilliant always no matter what

Dan Ryan

“You’ll never do anything in your life” 😭

Richard Copley

Really struggling with these new comic co-hosts. It's just not landing with the same kinda rantlicious timings when Tim is in full flow

Cody Lawler

Getting an email that I didn't pay the five bucks just to come back to no new episodes is wild to me.

Handsome twink

I appreciate kump as a fellow fat long islander. However tim it’s becoming a bit much. I understand you no longer want to the podcast and bringing your friends on keeps it new and interesting. But you’re the comedic Alex Jones. You created this outrage machine and the only way forward is to feed the outrage machine. The world is going to shit you have more content then ever. Start rambling about the end of the empire again fatty.

Oscar Delgado

God damm I love tims impressions lmaoooo

Mathew

Get out ray and time are awesome together

Muffuletta

I’m getting peckish for some fresh slop.

Mean Mike

Whoever developed the new iOS app needs to go in the pot

Dan Ryan

“I feel like women wouldn’t want to learn from me” 😭 Ray Kumpington, national treasure.

Dan Ryan
>>118965162

Getting an email that I didn’t have $5 in my bank account is wild to me.

Cody Lawler
>>118965162

In my defense my card gets locked up for fraud because my wife has a videogame addiction.

Tyler

Pig, it's time.

Matthew

Hi daddies where is my episode

Andrew Batson

What Ray said about Trump giving RFK the playbook to win was one of the truest things said ever.

Ani
>>119055571

They finally changed it & yet it’s still shit, incredible

Muffuletta

I can’t believe my slop is late again.

M C

CHERYL!!!!

dgitaylor45
>>118535881

Ray has no talent and is dumber than a bag of hammers, bro... the fact that people even hear his dross is more than enough repayment for questionable services rendered.

G-Sleazy

Ahhh shit!!! Where’s the damn episode??? What kind of Gay Madness do we have to be put through this week?

Jon

Why did u change the fucking format now I don’t know what episode I left off on

Alex
>>119126724

But I like the concept of taking it out on Tim so don't edit or delete your comment please

Joe Dobbs

Raymond was close but it was 'News of the World' not 'World of the News,' bless him. Google their chief editor Rebekah Brookes' role in it all a real bad bitch.

Ello

Kumps best effort.. right on about RFK

Kilolson

Raymond Kumpington is a blueblood who donates to the arts and is the patron of opera singer R. Klavo.

Ken Orluske

Where’s the new episode homo?!

Mean Mike

“Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon Patreon Episode. We are sorry we are late and it won’t happen again. I was busy sucking off a twink in LA and had a major come down from doing blow ”

Jason S.

CHeRYlLlLL!?!?!

Muffuletta

C’mon, Tim! I desperately need to crawl into my escape trough twice a week!

Dukx

I played at carnegie hall with York youth symphony in high school. I was on piano. I never practiced.

Katy

Kump uploaded a new patreon and you can't?

Jake

What the fuck are we paying for..? 🤡

Mason McCord

I love when Ray comes on, I wish they would just do a regular show together.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"they didn't really give them a good war to sell this time" I mean he isn't wrong though

Justus weaver

Tim can we stop pretending ray is an intellectual. I mean he is truly a grocery store clerk

Alex
>>118964137

Ray kump has co-hosted hundreds of episodes with Tim over the last five years.

Alex Bishop

Kump is Tim’s handler.

Blake Anthony

I like how Ray is annexed to patron because he’s too controversial. Aka “against drag”

Barry Quinn

Ray Kum-pig,, straight slaughterin'

Axeking

I'm down 85% on my shiftpxy stock. Ray u fucked me

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
>>119370187

They wouldn't trust him handling food. I imagine him wrapping his maw around the end of the checkout belt, consuming everything. Like the charnel beast from Garden of Earthly Delights.

Donovan Collinsworth

Hey there, I am a fat person rapist. Id like to give you a reason to attend some of Mr. Kump's foundation meetings. I guess it wouldn't be rape if we're married though. This sounded more flirtatious in my head.... Anyways Hollar at me Tim papa

Axeking

Down 95% on my shift pixy stocks. Fuck you Ray you dirty pig

Langston Knipler

“Larry Fink’s head is gonna look like my dad’s “ RK

HummerEV96

Legacy media is dead.

Alexandra Gaffney

Hey Tim, ever wanna come to Morocco? I own a beautiful villa in the Golden triangle of Casablanca. If you don’t know what that is Google it and it’s the Metropolitan which you love lol for real my family would love to host you.