New Lyrics: "Project 2025" (Patreon)

So I was kinda angry this morning. To the tune of "In the Year 2525" by Zager & Evans.

In the year twenty twenty-five

If Donald Trump manages to thrive,

If the Heritage Foundation project

goes live....

On the date January 21,

They’ll deport people seeking asylum,

Ramp up anti-trans legislation,

Outlaw birth control and abortion...

Come April 15th or so,

We’ll illegally invade Mexico,

To stop immigrants and fentanyl,

And I’m sure it'll go over well...

Some time around Independence Day,

Some agencies are gonna go away,

The FBI and the DOJ,

Education and NOAA.

Then Schedule F, as quick as you please,

Will reclassify federal employees

As political appointees

Replaced by those with firmer loyalties,

Whoa whoa.

Before 2025 can end,

God’s a comin’, but he's not your friend,

Only southern baptists get the garden of eden,

All you white women, start a breedin’

We won't even get to 2026

The country's run by superstitious hicks,

If you don't believe in the Rapture,

They've got a camp for you when you're captured.

Never mind twenty twenty seven,

Only rich white men are going to heaven,

Different skin colors, faiths, and creeds

Will be consumed according to THEIR needs

It's barely been thirty years

Since Gingrich started with anger and sneers,

Since Pat Buchanan played to our fears,

Since Trump enabled his profiteers.

And if you think this is over the top,

That this is stuff sane people can stop,

Check out project2025 dot org,

Watch the land of the free become the Home of the Borg....

In the year twenty twenty five....