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ttto: “Is she really going out with him?” by Joe Jackson

Science denying fascists marching down Pennsylvania Avenue

They were elected ‘cause they said they're gonna get things done

Look over there! Where? There's an insurrection at the Capitol.

The man who started it says they're patriots just having fun

Are they really gonna vote for him?

All the dead and injured cops, please don't forget --

Broken windows, feces on the wall,

And if they’d found him, they were planning

To hang the vice president.

Tonight's the night the whole damn MAGA party picks their candidate

He washed his hair, and spackled on two pounds of orange paint

Look over there! Where? There comes the parade of Trump cosplayers

Cotton’s snarling, Vance is snarling, Burgum’s snarling, Rubio might faint

Are they really gonna vote for him?

Seven trillion added to the national debt

Are they really gonna vote for him?

He says my eyes must deceive me,

He hasn't done a thing wrong yet.

But if looks could kill,

He’d have killed off his whole cabinet

And he's babbling still

About elections and boat batteries

And being eaten by sharks

Baby shark

For nine long years, this crazy man has dominated all our lives

Tore up our treaties, treated immigrants like vermin scum

Look over there! Where? There he's sucking up to dictators again

How can a man with so much cash be such a bum?

Are they really gonna vote for him?

Can't we go and stick him in an oubliette?

Isn't there one sane Republican?

‘Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,

Democracy is still under threat.