New Lyrics: "Pres'dent Kamala" (Patreon)

To the tune of "Instant Karma" by John Lennon. Photo by Evan Vucci of Associated Press.

Pres’dent Kamala’s gonna get you,

Gonna knock you right on your head,

Beside where you got your ear cut,

We watched, it hardly even bled

No one knows what you're thinking of,

You're the only one you've ever loved.

You want to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue

Drop a nuke or two

Pres’dent Kamala’s gonna get you,

Gonna look right you in the face.

Gonna run rings around you, Cheeto,

Win the presidential race.

How in the world you gonna lead,

Insulting all with whom you disagreed,

Planning deportation camps,

But can't walk down ramps,

You give me cramps....

Well, we all shine light

On your conspiracies,

Your seditious lies,

Your felonies

You're such a sleaze.

Pres’dent Kamala’s gonna get you,

Gonna knock you on your ass,

You’ll Gish gallop till you cannot breathe,

She's got more brains and class.

Why in the world we have a government?

To get together what we cannot get,

One thing for sure it's not supposed to do

Cater to you, only you.

Well, we all shine light

On your conspiracies,

Your seditious lies,

Your felonies

You're such a sleaze.

Well, we all shine light

On your conspiracies,

Your seditious lies,

Your felonies

You're such a sleaze.