New Song: "Ohio Shillbilly" (Patreon)

From an idea by Chris Canary and Lexi Taylor. To the tune of "Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies" by Paul Henning.

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Vance,Said he was Appalachian, but was really fancy-pants.Then one day he was kickin’ up a fuss,Wrote a book that threw his folks under the bus.

Flattened ‘em, that is. Got a movie out of it. Just to make money.

Well, the next thing you know, J.D.’s a senator,Started makin’ noise soon as he walked through the door.Said “I used to really hate Donald Trump,But now I’m suckin’ up and speechin’ on the stump.”

For vice president, that is. MAGA sleazeball. Thinks he's charismatic.

The Ohio Shillbilly!

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Donald and J.D.,They want to help their donors but don't care ‘bout you and me.You’re all invited this November to get out the vote,When Kamala’s elected and we celebrate the GOAT.

Greatest Of All Time, that is.Joe Biden.Who can finally take his shoes off.And rest after a job well done.

Y’all vote blue, now -- y’hear?