New Lyrics: "Somebody No One Wants To Know" (Patreon)

Remember when I called myself a stable genius

I ran for president, to make America great

But I insulted that handicapped man,

Gold Star families and Mexicans

That's not even mentioning how I treat blacks and women

You can get addicted to a certain kind of privilege

I wouldn't know, I’ve always had it all my life

So when Joe Biden won, I called it fraud,

Because the thought of being beat was odd

But just in case, I called Nevada, Georgia, and Ukraine.

Republicans all bent the knee,

In all my stories they call me “sir”, there's sometimes crying

But Democrats won't play along,

They treat me like a fascist -- I can't say they're wrong

But they didn't have to stoop so low,

To tell their friends to check their records of me taking secrets,

Guess they'll prosecute me, though,

Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Now and then, I think of all the people you’ve screwed over

Your tenants, contractors you’ve stiffed, and all three of your wives

Nobody wants to live this way,

Can't trust a single word you say,

I’ll defend democracy and NATO,

And keep you out of the White House, you're somebody no one wants to know.

But you didn't have to call me out,

Say I’m going crazy and my words mean nothing.

Just because I mention sharks

And batteries in boats and Hannibal Lecter.

No, you didn't have to stoop so low,

Reminding voters of my many felony convictions,

I guess I’ll tell folks not to vote,

Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Now I’m just somebody no one wants to know.

Music: "Somebody That I Used To Know" by Gotye