New Song: "My Dragon Has Been Drinking" (Patreon)

At some point, I want to try to play this. Because my piano skills are almost certainly precisely up to this task.

Well, my dragon has been drinkingAnd Bilbo’s asleepThe dwarves went back to RivendellAnd the elf king took a flying leapAnd the werebear needs a haircutAnd Tom Bombadil looks like a Ren Faire clown‘Cause the wizard's out of fireworksAnd the Barrel Rider damn near drowned ‘Cause the dragon has been drinking,The dragon has been drinking

And the trolls are getting ArkenstonedAnd Sauron’s blind in one eyeAnd that's all he has, so fuck itMy associates inform meThat Gollum has my bucketAnd Radagast has a petting zooInside his freakin’ bathrobeWith marmosets and a cockatoo‘Cause the dragon has been drinkingThe dragon has been drinking

And the giant spiders have angry snacksBack to their webs they're shleppin’And the goblin king is a doofus butHe knows his elfin weaponsAnd the dragon has been drinking,The dragon has been drinking

And you can't find the Black GateWith a pre-owned palantirAnd if you exit to find the rest stopMirkwood’s one road disappearsAnd the Laketown men are droolingAnd their town’s demise is deferred‘Cause the one guy who's a decent shotGets advice from a talking birdAnd the dragon has been drinking,The dragon has been drinking...

Not Bree.Not Bree.Not Bree.

Maybe... the whole town of...

Bree.

Music: "The Piano Has Been Drinking" by Tom Waits