New Song: "Never Play With Dragon's Fire" (Patreon)

I am so sorry for this being just me a cappella. I'll try to have a much spiffier version later this week.

Don't melt the snow with dragon’s fire,

The neighbors surely might talk.

The street will turn to molten mire,

Likewise the drive and sidewalk.

Though of your flame beast you may brag,

You never bought a license tag...

Don't melt the snow with dragon’s fire.

And mind your manners,

For snark and insults raise their ire,

And stay away from dragon’s fire.

Don't have a demon mow your lawn,

It's nasty, dark, and scary.

They'll make sure ALL the grass is gone,

Your trees and topiary.

You'll realize your error when

Your doggo never pees again...

"I ain't goin' out THERE!"

Don't have a demon mow your lawn.

And mind your manners, 

Lest Qui-Gon Jinn call you a liar

And stay away from dragon’s fire.

Don't bug a Transylvanian count,

Or help him buy a castle.

No matter your commission amount,

It isn't worth the hassle.

He has three brides, and wants you, too,

But sunlight makes him barbecue...

Don't bug a transylvanian count.

And mind your manners,

Take Sauron’s ring and flee the Shire,

And never play with dragon's fire

Don't battle Thanos for the Stones

He’s stuffed into his mitten.

He's died, but just like Game of Thrones,

His ending won't be written.

And don't encourage Doctor Doom

Apocalypse, or Fin Fang Foom...

Don't battle Thanos for the Stones.

And mind your manners,

I think I’m preaching to the choir,

And stay away from dragon's fire.

And mind your manners,

Though circumstances may be dire...

No, never play with dragon's fire.