Lyrics: "We Didn't Start The Trade War" (Patreon)

This is based on a list of items that would have their prices affected by a Trump tariff against Canada. The list came from Fox News. So even they think this is nuts. Just a quick verse/chorus, joke delivered, that's all we need.

Beer and alcohol,

Lumber, steel, crude oil,

Nissan, Audi, Mazda Ford,

BMW.

Maple syrup, ground beef,

Pineapples and strawberries,

Cherry tomatoes, cucumbers and shoes.

Sugar, squash, bananas, nuts,

Tonka toys and Tonka trucks,

That's a list of all the stuff

With tariffs from Donald Trump.

We didn't start the trade war,

The new White House sheriff dropped illegal tariffs .

We didn't start the trade war,

We’ll be hip deep in it, he’ll still think we’ll win it....