New Song: "The Delusional Felon from Mar-a-Lago" (Patreon)

There's a former president down near Miami(Go Donald go Donald go Donald go)In a better world, he'd be laying’ round in his jammies(No, really, Donald, just go go go)But he got elected to a second term,And when he starts talking, all the people squirm.

And everybody says there's nobody more whackoThan the delusional felon from Mar-a-LagoHis ideas are weird, he don't think ‘em through,He’s the terror of Pennsylvania Avenue.The delusional felon from Mar-a-Lago....

If you listen to him try to explain his position (Go Donald go Donald go Donald go)You’ll find yourself questioning his cognition(No, Donald, no Donald, you don't know)He’ll brush away objections with just a smirk,And he doesn't understand how tariffs work.

And everybody says there’s no bigger jackholeThan the delusional felon from Mar-a-Lago.He thinks firefighting involves some rakesAnd a big ol’ faucet on Canadian lakes.The delusional felon from Mar-a-Lago....

(Go Donald go Donald go Donald go)(No, Donald, go -- go with God, but go)He has only two settings, calm and berserk,And he doesn't give a crap how anything works.

He watches news programs and starts to cackle,The delusional felon from Mar-a-Lago,He’ll tell you all about his latest book,Or the airports George Washington’s army took,The delusional felon from Mar-a-Lago....

He tells the women whose rights he took he’s their protector,(Go Donald go Donald, go go go)Talkin’ sharks, boat batteries and Hannibal LechterHe’ll sell you some Crypto or a bible or watch,Then say it's okay to grab a woman's purse.

(Go Donald go Donald go Donald go)(Please, Donald please Donald go go go)(Just get out of town or I’m gonna heave,How can we miss you if you never leave?)

Music: "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" by Don Altfeld, Jan Berry and Roger Christian