New Lyrics: "T.A.C.O. Trump" (Patreon)

Just finished this. To the tune of "Take On Me" by A-Ha.

I’m talkin’ away,

I don't know what I’m gonna say

I’ll say it anyway

I'm gonna increase all of our tariffs

Wall Street freaks out

Okay, tariffs are on hold now

Tah... co... me

(Taco me)

Tah... co... Trump

(Taco me)

I’ll make threats,

Then I’ll chicken out....

We have immense

Trade deficits, I’ll fix with tariffs

It don't make sense

‘Cause I don't understand how those things work

Stock traders watch,

I think They've figured out my pattern

Tah... co... me,

Tah... co... Trump,

Stocks they’ll dump,

‘Cause I’ll chicken out....

Turns out I can't

Impose tariffs, that's for Congress

A Truth Social rant

At three a.m. while I’m in the bathroom,

But worst of all

They're calling me this stupid nickname.

Tah... co.... me

Tah... co... Trump,

They say Trump

Always chickens out....