New Song: "Giving Don A Jet Plane" (Patreon)

Medicaid and SNAP are getting cuts,Researchers are fired, out on their butts,Air traffic controllers have been sacked.

For Christmas, kids only get two dolls,NOAA can't report on squalls,But the White House displays its usual tact.

So kiss up to Orange Man,Stringy hair and spackled tan,Hold him to account? I don't think so.They're giving... Don a jet plane,To be the newest Air Force One.I hate... this quid pro quo.

Attorney general Pam BondiUntil fairly recently Was a foreign lobbyist for Qatar.

She insists this gift would break no laws,Not counting the Emoluments Clause,It's the largest bribe we've ever seen, by far.

So kidnap folks off the street,El Salvadoran jail is cheap,Hold them, likely never let them go.They're giving Don a jet plane,Don’t notice what Stephen Miller says,Habeas corpus has to go.

So this big old plane is a distraction,Keeping folks from taking action,Just another Wednesday in the swamp.

Crypto coins, a golden Tower,Easy ways to pay for power,And it won't stop till we get rid of Trump.

This grifter’s just lying whenHe says he'll help us citizens.Behind the scenes, his rich buds run the show.They're giving Don a jet plane,Don't know if this will ever end.How low... will Donny go?Oh, babe, I just don't know....

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