New Song: "Fight Fascists, Harvard" (Patreon)

Fight fascists, Harvard, fight fight fightShow them we know how to play Defending our first amendment right That Trump wants to take away

He... wants to say what we can teach,Go back to Biscayne Bay, you son of a beach.Our curriculum isn't up to him,So fight, fight, fight!

Fight fascists, Harvard, their hand is weak,Shove it right down their craw.They have the White House and lots of cheek,Nonetheless, we have the law.

They're going to let our funding all run dryIf we don't do away with DEI --Who do they think we are, DeVries?Fight, fight, fight!

Fight fascists, Harvard, kick their tail,They don't know what they don't know.The dumbest people since Dan QuayleMisspelled “potato”.

They want to... rewrite all our history In the name of white supremacy.Not on our watch, so watch as weFight, fight, fightWe’ve got a law school Fight, fight, fightC’mon Trump, bring it,Fight, fight, fight!

Music: "Fight Fiercely, Harvard" by Tom Lehrer