New Lyrics: "The World Is Mine" (Patreon)

Regarding the kerfuffle. To the tune of "The Girl Is Mine" by Michael Jackson.

T = Donald Trump. E = Elon Musk.

T: Every night I have the greatest dream,

Since I have been president,

Immigrants, black folk, and women scream,

Wonder where their country went,

The world is mine,

The doggone world is mine.

I can just keep lyin’

Because the doggone world is mine.

E: I don't understand the way you think,

Without me you would have lost,

Now we’ve brought the country to the brink,

And it's time you pay the cost.

The world is mine,

The doggone world is mine.

You're out of time,

Because the doggone world is mine.

T: I love myself, you see

(Took states out of play)

E: I love me endlessly

(So Trump would win the day)

T: So come with me

To the White House.

T: But you got on my bad side,

And I hate these nasty tweets.

E: Well, I wrote down every crime you've tried,

And hung onto the receipts --

T: Don't build your hopes to be let down,

I'm not going anywhere.

E: Just you wait, you stupid circus clown,

‘Cause impeachment’s in the air.

E: The world is mine,

Because the doggone world is mine.

T: Go take ketamine (keh-ta-mine) (keet a meen, you dotard)

Because the doggone world is mine.

It's mine.

No, it's mine.

No, it's mine,

It's mine.

Mine all mine

You're in a bind.

You're flying blind.

The world is mine!

T: Look, Elon, what exactly do you need with the world, anyway?

E: Well, Donald, if I have the world, I have all the money.

And no one can be richer than me.

T: Okay, I can get behind that. But then I should get the world,

Because I already have the presidency, the Olympics,

the World Cup, and Vladimir is my friend, not yours.

E: Oh, he's my friend, too.

T: Vladimir, you two-timing bastard!

T: I don't believe it.

E: The world is mine.

T: It's mine.

E: It's mine, mine, mine.

T: Look, I can make your government contracts go away like that.

E: Oh yeah? Well, I can tell everybody you were pals with Jeffrey Epstein.

T: They already know that. And besides that, so were you.

E: I was not! That girl was at least fifteen.

T: That's a good age, isn't it?

E: Definitely.

(Fade)