New Song: "Goat Riders In The Sky" (Patreon)

This was suggested by John Ickes. I was amazed to discover that, apparently, no one had done the obvious parody -- but there IS someone singing an original song called "Goat Riders In The Sky". The world is weirder than you think it is.

An old Norwegian bachelor farmerHit the road one day.The skies were dark and windy,The clouds a violent grey.

When all at once the lightning flashedAnd thunder clapped so loud,And then he saw a Viking ship...A-sailing on the clouds.

The ship, it had a mighty prow,Its deck was strong and wide.It had four dozen brightly paintedShields upon each side.

'Twas pulled by two big frickin goats,Like buffaloes at least,And on the foredeck, there stood Thor,Controlling both the beasts.

Toothgnasher ho!Toothgrinder hi!Goat riders in the sky.Toothgnasher ho!Toothgrinder hi!Goat riders in the sky.

The god of thunder strode the deck,Mjolnir in his hand,To port and starboard, Viking warriors Rode at his command.

Each one all grim of visage,Each one a warrior proud,Each one atop a giant goat...Stampeding through the clouds.

Toothgnasher ho!Toothgrinder hi!Goat riders in the sky.

The farmer stood there staring,And then he heard Thor say,“We’re headed for Valhalla,Though Hel may bar the way.

If thou art bold and fearless,Then thou may join us true.So find thyself a giant goat...And join the MCU.”

Toothgnasher ho!Toothgrinder hi!Goat riders in the sky.

Toothgnasher ho!Toothgrinder hi!Goat riders in the sky.

Music: "Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Stan Jones"Goat Boat" image nicked from lego.com