New Song: "Secret Epstein File" (Patreon)

There's a man who’s president and wealthyBut his body, mind, and soul aren't healthy,He's stupid, crass, and rude, he eats too much fast food,Odds are he won't live to see a jail cell.

Secret... Epstein file, secret... Epstein file.It's filled up with phone numbers of raging pedophiles.

He says the folks who question him are evil,But he rules everyone like he's medieval.The world he seems to see... defies reality,He's not just a bad liar, he's losing brain cells.

Secret... Asian plan, secret... Asian plan,He’ll hit China with tariffs that he doesn't understand.

Failed en... trupreneur, waging Civil War,The Heritage Foundation wants us helpless, dumb, and poor.

He falls asleep in meetings, and relaxes,But fights so billionaires don't pay their taxes.He says he’ll make us great, but he's broke all fifty states.Odds are, he and Putin form an axis.

Secret... evil plan, from that... orange man,Helping other oligarchs take over what they can.

But the... Epstein list is the... latest twist,Release it all, keep standing tall, and most of all, resist!

Music: "Secret Agent Man" by P. F. Sloan and Steve Barri