New Lyrics: "MAGA's Martyrs' Song/MAGA's Distractions Song" (Patreon)

Okay, I DID write a song mentioning Charlie Kirk. Two versions, in fact. You will notice some of the same lyrics in both. Thoughts?

Ttto: Monty Python’s Philosophers’ Song

Ohhhhhhh,

Charlie Kirk was a racist jerk

Who thought gay people were destructive,

Empathy was new age -- made up, too,

But his arguments were reductive.

Rush had talent on loan from God,

But God never asked for it back,

And now that he’s gone, his legacy's

As an obscure hate-filled hack.

Donald was a target, but the shooter up and missed...

He Always plays the victim, but he never mentions this....

Pat Robertson was a nasty old Hun who looked like he always squinted at the sun

And Dobson and Falwell would always call for demonizing people who were having fun.

Meanwhile, in Minnesota, two state lawmakers were shot,

Melissa Hortman and her husband and dog were killed,

And MAGA is saddened -- NOT.

Donald J himself is particularly pissed...

They keep throwing distractions, but folks want the Epstein list.

V2:

Ohhhhhhh,

Charlie Kirk was a racist jerk

Who thought gay people were destructive,

Empathy was new age -- made up, too,

But his arguments were reductive.

Bombing Iran was part of the plan

And believing Russia’s lies,

Hamas and Israel can't make a deal

But Trump wants the Nobel Prize.

There's nothing Donald J. could tell you,

He’s a real delusional case...

Incoherent, angry, and what’s wrong with his face?

RFK should cease ‘cause his “expertise”

Doesn't make any sense and will spike disease.

Kristi Noem builds camps for immigrants and tramps,

It's cheaper building homes, but she hates those scamps.

Hegseth and Patel aren't doing very well,

From the laws they both have fled,

But the Supreme Court has a ready retort:

The Constitution’s dead.

Donald J himself is particularly pissed...

They keep throwing distractions, but folks want the Epstein list.