New Lyrics: "MAGA's Distractions Song, v3" (Patreon)

Ohhhhhhh,

Charlie Kirk was a racist jerk

Who thought gay people were destructive,

Empathy was new age -- made up, too,

But his arguments were reductive.

Bombing Iran was part of the plan

And believing Russia’s lies,

Hamas and Israel can't make a deal

But Don wants the Nobel Prize.

There's no one Trump can't con or stump,

Amongst his cronies or his base

Angry and delusional, and what’s wrong with his face?

RFK should cease ‘cause his “expertise”

Doesn't make any sense and will spike disease.

Kristi Noem builds camps for immigrants and tramps,

It's cheaper building homes, but she hates those scamps.

Hegseth and Patel aren't doing very well,

From the laws they both have fled,

But the Supreme Court has a ready retort:

The Constitution’s dead.

Donald J himself is particularly pissed...

No matter what he tries, the people want the Epstein list.