New Song: "MAGA Distractions Song" (Patreon)

So much spaghetti has been thrown against the wall in the past month, with no end in sight. Here's an incomplete list ( https://tinyurl.com/4yct7n36 ), and another incomplete list.

Ohhhhhhh,Charlie Kirk was a racist jerkWho thought gay people were destructive,Empathy was new age -- made up, too,But his arguments were reductive.Bombing Iran was part of the planAnd believing Russia’s lies,Hamas and Israel can't make a dealBut Trump wants the Nobel Prize.

There's no one Trump can't con or stump,Amongst his cronies or his baseAngry and delusional, and What’s wrong with his face?

RFK should cease ‘cause his “expertise”Doesn't make any sense and will spike disease.Kristi Noem builds camps for immigrants and tramps,It's cheaper building homes, but she hates those scamps.

Hegseth and Patel aren't doing very well,From the laws they both have fled,But the Supreme Court has a ready retort:The Constitution’s dead.

Donald J himself isParticularly pissed...No matter what he tries, the people Want the Epstein list.

(Music: "The Bruces' Philosophers Song" by Eric Idle)