New Lyrics: "Ghislane" (Patreon)

Another one I can't believe nobody's done. There's a good chance it'll make you feel kinda icky. Thanks to Anne for the last chorus. To the tune of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

I’m begging you, please don't say my name.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

‘Cause, frankly, I don't need that kind of fame.

I've known you for a long, long time,

Since you began your life of crime,

Procurer for Jeffrey Epstein.

You searched among the chaff for pearls,

And found some really gorgeous girls,

The average age of which is ‘bout fourteen.

Jeff had an island, beaches white,

Where you both partied day and night

And frequently invited me to stay.

Sometimes before the night was done,

We’d have some statutory fun

Those girls were all disposable anyway.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

In Texas now, not in that awful place.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

I’ll pardon you if you just shut your face.

For years and years, we had our fun, 

We liked ‘em blonde, we liked ‘em young,

We liked’em innocent enough to groom.

Just keep your mouth shut, like I said,

And you can leave that prison bed

And head back to that island, to your room.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

It all can be the way it was before.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

Once we have cash and all new girls offshore.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

I’ll send Todd Blanche to get it all on tape.

Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane, Ghislane,

And can you lick Ivanka into shape?