New Song: "Ghislaine" (Patreon)

Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,I’m begging you, please don't say my name.Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,‘Cause, frankly, I don't need that kind of fame.

I've known you for a long, long time,Since you began your life of crime,Procurer for Jeffrey Epstein.You searched among the chaff for pearls,And found some really gorgeous girls,The average age of which was ‘bout fourteen.

Jeff had an island, beaches white,Where you both partied day and nightAnd frequently invited me to stay.Sometimes before the night was done,We’d have some statutory funThose girls were all disposable anyway.

Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,In Texas now, not in that awful place.Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,I’ll pardon you if you just shut your face.

For years and years, we had our fun,We liked ‘em blonde, we liked ‘em young,We liked ‘em innocent enough to groom.Just keep your mouth shut, like I said,And you’ll upgrade your prison bedAnd head back to that island, your own room.

Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,It all can be the way it was before.Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,Once we have cash and brand-new girls offshore.

Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,I’ll send Todd Blanche to get it all on tape.Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine, Ghislaine,And can you lick Ivanka into shape?

Music: "Jolene" by Dolly Parton