New Song: "Put Up My Name" (Patreon)

Some people think the president is a malignant narcissist, a wannabe dictator, and an evil egomaniac. I think it's much simpler than that: His brain is so far gone, he has to have reminders of his name and what he looks like everywhere, so he can identify himself to the social workers when they come to take him back to the Home.

On the palm trees by Mar-a-Lago’s road,Put up my name, put up my name.Because I deserve it and I am owed,Put up my name, put up my name.My hotels round the world reach to the sky,They're gold and sterile -- a lot like I.

I’ll disrupt your cognitionWith my brand recognition Everything in the world should be named for me.

Like Ted Nugent, Lee Greenwood, and Kid Rock,I’ve got a song, I’ve got a song.But the folks recording them all are shocked,They say it's wrong, don't sing along.These talentless has-beens can't put on a show:Bad Bunny, Springsteen, Green Day, Cheryl Crow.

Lots of songs have me in ‘em,Written by nasty women,But I didn't give permission, they should pay me.

After all, I’m royalty.

Like the fool I am and I’ll always be,I’ll hawk my steaks, my shoes, my game.I’ll keep naming everything after me,Till everyone knows my name.The Kennedy Center, Institute for Peace,If I don't get a Nobel, Norway gets greased.

Dulles Airport, Penn Station,Hell, let's rename the nation,Making America Great by making it me.

My hand is on the lever,I’ll be in charge forever --Who is this Ozymandius... supposed to be?

Music: "I Got A Name" by Norman Gimbel & Charles Fox