New Lyrics: "God, Land, and Oil" (Patreon)

I wasn't looking for inspiration for a song about the war... but it found me. A couple of commentators noted that Felon47 called this debacle into Iran "a little excursion". Several times. And at least one said "a three-hour war". Well, sir!

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of old Iran,

Invaded by a rogue nation

That didn't have a plan.

The mate was a drunken TV man,

The Prez, a delusional boor,

Went on a little excursion,

Operation epic fyurr-ee,

a three-hour war.

The mission started getting rough,

Some school kids got bombed,

Then Trump said we won, but the job was not done,

Like this was a sitcom,

And not his Vietnam.

The media say our fighters are great,

So they won't be called disloyal,

And Donald Trump,

Pete Hegseth too,

Little Marco,

And Miss Lindsey,

Khamenei's son,

Bibi Netanyahu, Putin too,

Fight for God, land, and oil!