New Song: "Briefing" (Patreon)

To the tune of "It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood'" by Fred RogersPhoto from Mark Wilson at Getty Images

It's the president's daily briefing andSince you are the one who’s in command We’ll brief ya, commander-in-chief ya,

So that you can successfully run the nation,We will explain the situation To ya, we’ll overview ya.

Though you don't like reading, there are things you must understand,And we think this format ought to match your attention span, so --Let's make the most of our network of spies,

They'll tell you things that are quite a surprise,Shall we begin, won't you tune in,The presidential briefing.

Won’t you please, won't you please,Please won't you watch... this briefing?