New Song: "Try Me Kangaroo Court" (Patreon)

It could also be "MAGA Kangaroo Court", or something likely a good deal more vulgar.

There's a Senator from Kentucky,Lying, dying -- No, that's the other one!Oh, right. This is the self certified ophthalmologist,Interrogating the contagious disease specialist And he gets up on his high horse,Surrounded by all his mates in the star chamber,and he says:

You're a guilty old grouch, Fauch,You're a guilty old grouch,Sit up straight and don't slouch, Fauch,You're a guilty old grouch.All together now --

Try me kangaroo court, sport,Try him in kangaroo court.Try him in kangaroo court, sport,MAGA kangaroo court.

Give us your testimony, Tony,Give us your testimony.Though our questions are phony, Tony,Give us your testimony.All together now --

Try old Fauci in court, sport,MAGA kangaroo court.Watch Fox News’s report, sport,MAGA kangaroo court.

First you said don't use masks, ass,Then you said to use masks,Your excuses are crass, ass,What’s the deal with these masks?All together now --

You're / trying to stymie this court, sport,This / slimy kangaroo courtWe / MAGA goons are the sort, sport,To / Show our hineys in court.

Then the data did change -- strange,And vaccines you helped arrange.But Mister Trump was deranged, changed itTo an ivermectin exchange.All together now --

Hope you got your passport, sport,Hope you got your passport.‘Cause We’ll make you self-deport, sport,From this kangaroo court.

With China, Covid was planned, man,Your evil, devious plan,Now Tommy, Hawley and Rand planTo throw your butt in the can.All together now --

Try a clever retort, sport,In our kangaroo court.We’ll misquote, lie, and distort, sport,In our kangaroo court.

(Slower)You keep pleading the Fifth, Cliff,You were pardoned, how spiff.We’ll get you and Adam Schiff, ya stiff,Unless we swing and we whiff.All together now --

Whiny kangaroo court, sport,Swine-y kangaroo court.Spine is something we’re short, sport,Whiny kangaroo court.

(Slower)A million Americans died, Clyde,A million Americans died...Because of President Trump, chump,But you’ll take the fall ‘cause he lied.All together now --

MAGA kangaroo court, sport,MAGA kangaroo court.This hearing we won't abort, sport,We’ll smash you then we’ll cavort.All together now --

We tried the kangaroo court, sport,But this problem we can't sort.You’ve got such public support, sport --Let's try in the Supreme Court.

Music: "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" by Rolf Harris